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Reply #60 posted 06/10/07 2:07pm

PurpleCharm

PFunkjazz said:

PurpleCharm said:


What's options are available for men to deal with their "shortcomings"? hmmm



A 6 figure income obliterates all obstacles. biggrin

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Reply #61 posted 06/10/07 2:15pm

Illustrator

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I dont give a damn about her voice. She looks booty-licking good!!! razz

She'a what Morris Day calls a "Stella"



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Reply #62 posted 06/10/07 2:21pm

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PFunkjazz said:

Don't they have those Chinese binding shoes where you break the foot into several pieces to get smaller feet? eek

Only click this link if you haven't recently eaten:
It's amazing that men found this erotic.

Anyway, these girls didn't dance, so this would change Rihanna's career drastically.
Why do you like playing around with my narrow scope of reality? - Stupify
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Reply #63 posted 06/10/07 2:30pm

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anon said:

PFunkjazz said:

Don't they have those Chinese binding shoes where you break the foot into several pieces to get smaller feet? eek

Only click this link if you haven't recently eaten:
It's amazing that men found this erotic.

Anyway, these girls didn't dance, so this would change Rihanna's career drastically.




barf barf barf
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Reply #64 posted 06/10/07 2:41pm

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dseann said:

anon said:


Only click this link if you haven't recently eaten:
It's amazing that men found this erotic.

Anyway, these girls didn't dance, so this would change Rihanna's career drastically.




barf barf barf
I warned you.
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Reply #65 posted 06/10/07 3:12pm

JonnyApplesauc
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dseann said:

alwayslate said:


Oh Rhianna is gorgeous. Don't get it twisted. But she cannot sing.


Gorgeous? I guess in a Bride of Frankenstein sort of way with that huge fucking forehead. She's not all that to look at. IMO


if euro myths shape your standard of beauty i understand but if you you got an aversion to large noggins i suggest you avoid Hollywood and the runway; its a prerequisite
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Reply #66 posted 06/10/07 4:54pm

MsMisha319

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icke4presidant said:

PFunkjazz said:

two words: stripper pop.
when's she gonna get naked?


I hope soon razz

she has size 14 feet though so that makes her less attractive




Her feet don't look that big. Where did you get your information? confused


Smooches;)
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Reply #67 posted 06/10/07 4:55pm

theodore

I know it nod
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Reply #68 posted 06/10/07 7:31pm

Adisa

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I caught her Friday morning on the "Today" show trying to sing "SOS". I'm not lying when I say she didn't sing ONE damned note on pitch. And that was the first song in her set.

disbelief
I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired!
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Reply #69 posted 06/11/07 2:39am

SoulAlive

JonnyApplesauce said:

but ya luv Vanity and Apollonia's fine azzes; whats the problem


they can't sing,either lol I don't think anyone here would argue otherwise
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Reply #70 posted 06/11/07 5:01am

SexyBeautifulO
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PurpleCharm said:

icke4presidant said:



I hope soon razz

she has size 14 feet though so that makes her less attractive

What size do you expect her feet to be considering how tall she is?


She's only 5'8", I sincerely hope her feet are not size 14's. That's almost unnatural on a woman under 6'
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Reply #71 posted 06/11/07 6:16am

Etorres

she sounds like a goat singing .....and the attempts to hide her large forehead is not working ....very Herman Munster
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Reply #72 posted 06/11/07 6:51am

icke4presidant

SexyBeautifulOne said:

PurpleCharm said:


What size do you expect her feet to be considering how tall she is?


She's only 5'8", I sincerely hope her feet are not size 14's. That's almost unnatural on a woman under 6'


lol They're not really that big but they are too big
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Reply #73 posted 06/11/07 6:55am

SexyBeautifulO
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icke4presidant said:

SexyBeautifulOne said:



She's only 5'8", I sincerely hope her feet are not size 14's. That's almost unnatural on a woman under 6'


lol They're not really that big but they are too big


Whew! Thank you! They had me worried about the girl! lol
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Reply #74 posted 06/11/07 7:51am

PurpleCharm

cool
[Edited 6/11/07 7:55am]
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Reply #75 posted 06/11/07 4:48pm

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That's my official conclusion. She's sung live three times this week on television and each time she sounded horrid. At first I thought I didn't like her tone but she had vocal skills but after seeing her on the Today Show, the Mtv Movie Awards and 106th & Park, I'm convinced that she belongs in the ranks with Ashanti (when she first started - she got better) and Cassie. Her musical arrangements for her performances are strong. The have to be with singing like that. She sounds like somebody's choking a crow! I know she's pretty (to some) and popular right now but that voice is...eh, eh, eh.


It makes me wonder what the hell does Jay-Z sees in Rihanna as a artist OR vocalist?

EDIT: Then again, Umbrella is a good track with catchy beats: http://www.youtube.com/wa...rTUhkN7RFA
[Edited 6/11/07 16:54pm]
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Reply #76 posted 06/11/07 7:15pm

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TonyVanDam said:

BlaqueKnight said:

That's my official conclusion. She's sung live three times this week on television and each time she sounded horrid. At first I thought I didn't like her tone but she had vocal skills but after seeing her on the Today Show, the Mtv Movie Awards and 106th & Park, I'm convinced that she belongs in the ranks with Ashanti (when she first started - she got better) and Cassie. Her musical arrangements for her performances are strong. The have to be with singing like that. She sounds like somebody's choking a crow! I know she's pretty (to some) and popular right now but that voice is...eh, eh, eh.


It makes me wonder what the hell does Jay-Z sees in Rihanna as a artist OR vocalist?

EDIT: Then again, Umbrella is a good track with catchy beats: http://www.youtube.com/wa...rTUhkN7RFA
[Edited 6/11/07 16:54pm]


You must be gay.
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Reply #77 posted 06/12/07 3:32am

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PFunkjazz said:

TonyVanDam said:



It makes me wonder what the hell does Jay-Z sees in Rihanna as a artist OR vocalist?

EDIT: Then again, Umbrella is a good track with catchy beats: http://www.youtube.com/wa...rTUhkN7RFA
[Edited 6/11/07 16:54pm]


You must be gay.


No, I'm straight. But what does my perference have to do with this thread?!?
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Reply #78 posted 06/12/07 6:35am

jojofran

krayzie said:

Rhianna can sing, but she's not a great r&b singer. She needs more practice.

Singing r&b music is harder than singing pop.
But I don't think she's a "bad" singer.


I agree here. I think she can sing. She is not a "great" singer! But this is "pop" music. Pop music isn't really there for people who want to hear great vocalist! They just want to hear great "songs". I heard her live on "the view" and she sang very well. I "have" seen some performances where she could've done better. The girl is still young and maturing. Yeah, she is attractive which will help her out. But hey, nowadays being attractive is a prerequisite for getting a contract. You can't blame her for the demise in our culture.

Oh, and I DIG that song "Umbrella"! It is catchy and has great production.
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Reply #79 posted 06/12/07 8:15am

chewwsey

it has been said that she is the most beautiful woman in the world
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Reply #80 posted 06/12/07 9:36am

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of course she can't sing. your forehead can't sing, can it? well neither can she. i do like that "Umbrella" song though. for about 2 minutes. then i have to turn it off. it goes on too long for what it is.
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Reply #81 posted 06/12/07 10:01am

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chewwsey said:

it has been said that she is the most beautiful woman in the world



Who said that? Her momma?
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Reply #82 posted 06/12/07 10:05am

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Rihanna sings live? neutral
"be who you are and say what you feel
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind."
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Reply #83 posted 06/12/07 10:11am

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chewwsey said:

it has been said that she is the most beautiful woman in the world


It has also been said that the sky is green. I just said it.
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Reply #84 posted 06/12/07 10:14am

MsLegs

BlaqueKnight said:

chewwsey said:

it has been said that she is the most beautiful woman in the world



Who said that? Her momma?

evillol Damn!
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Reply #85 posted 06/12/07 10:22am

BlaqueKnight

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DirtyChris said:

Rihanna sings live? neutral



Unfortunately. Hopefully after looking at her performances, she'll have the good sense to lipsync from here on out. Jay-Z was thinking with his d**k when he signed her. To be honest, she's not even that hot. She's got the Tyra Banks forehead without the Tyra Banks body to match it.
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Reply #86 posted 06/12/07 10:24am

Raze

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BlaqueKnight said:

DirtyChris said:

Rihanna sings live? neutral



Unfortunately. Hopefully after looking at her performances, she'll have the good sense to lipsync from here on out. Jay-Z was thinking with his d**k when he signed her. To be honest, she's not even that hot. She's got the Tyra Banks forehead without the Tyra Banks body to match it.



nod she's got a baby bird look about her
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Reply #87 posted 06/12/07 10:36am

theodore

DirtyChris said:

Rihanna sings live? neutral


http://www.youtube.com/wa...o9WIAtdnag


ill hammer barf feeling ill shake blowup


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Reply #88 posted 06/12/07 10:47am

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the reason I asked
is because I saw a performance
of "SOS" on one of those dance reality shows
and she lip synced to a pre-recorded track
and still sounded horrible

ROTFL

BTW, I HATE "Umbrella"
I absolutely HATE that song!
I tried to like it...
I really did...
because I love "SOS"
and I vowed I would check the girl
out from that point on out

I downloaded her album
but have yet to take a listen
"be who you are and say what you feel
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind."
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Reply #89 posted 06/12/07 10:49am

PurpleCharm

theodore said:

DirtyChris said:

Rihanna sings live? neutral


http://www.youtube.com/wa...o9WIAtdnag


ill hammer barf feeling ill shake blowup


barf

Unbelievable that she managed to get a record deal.

And age is not an excuse. I've seen children under the age of 10 that could sing her under a table.

The music industry is being polluted with a bunch of pretty girls that can't hold a tune. Why don't these chicks become models instead of trying to work their way into the entertainment industry via singing. No one is saying that they can't make a living off their beauty, but don't use the music industry to do it when you can't sing. This is similiar to what talentless rappers like 50 Cent do...use the music industry to become a business men because they know it's much easier than starting a non-entertainment business the traditional way.
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