for her San Francisco show last night. That girl is a hot mess. She took the stage wasted and sluring her speech. The first thing out her mouth was "Who ever gets me a Jack and Coke gets a kiss on the lips," flashing her missing tooth. The second thing out of her mouth was "I'm drunk." Her drink arrived and, as promised, she kissed the boy. After her third song, "I am fucked up. Fucked up! I know there are a musicians in the audience, but you don't try to fuck the monitor. THAT is fucked up." Sipping Jack between nearly every lyric, she proceeded through her set. Until, "Whoever brings me a shot of tequila ...no, TWO shots of tequila, gets a kiss wherever they want," as she weaved precariously, constantly playing with her nose.

So, the show... it was fantastic. Despite the fact that she was completely bombed, the girl was on. Definitely a star. The band was tight as hell and sounded great. Her voice was great and she was into it. Sadly, she will be dead in three years if she keeps drinking like she was last night.