Just for the fun of it, I'll throw a few names out there.

CAUTION: It's satire. Have a sense of humor in this thread.

Ciara


Diana Ross


Mariah Carey


JoJo


Brooke Hogan


Any member of TLC


Nelly Furtudo



I'll have more names later!
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IMO I think you fuck for threads




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Ribbed4UrPleasure said:

I hope this thread gets locked

Mariah did more than just fuck for the tracks. She married the person who could provide anykind of musical content for her records.

So I guess you could say she also hoovered, did the dishes and washed the undies for tracks.

Yes to all of them ESP for Diana Ross.

Diane was the most notorious "fucker for DEALS", deeper than tracks this time she used Berry Gordy as much as he used her.

novabrkr said:

I don't think Mariah could do what Diana Ross did,,,this dame milked that midget with EVERY thing under the sun; broadway, TV variety show, movies, albums, massive media outlets,,,the whole cream.

TonyVanDam said:

Sometimes I feel sorry 4 her

Don't put TLC in this thread. As fan, I find this an absurd

theodore said:

Because she's so hideous

Diana Ross


It's a wonder Diana never snapped her neck w/ the insane amounts of hair she's worn on her head - she's the queen of all weaves, fuck these new school hoes

CalhounSq said:

With bigger breasts, she would have been my wife...

Mariah and Diana made a whole lifestyle out of it, so why are you even asking? They're givens.

Ribbed4UrPleasure said:

Sorry Tony, that was funny

If Nelly Furtado fucked Tim for those tracks on Loose, Tim definitely lost.

Has anyone mentioned the Prince proteges? Pretty much all of them were sleeping with Prince at some point I remember Rosie Gaines complaining about this in a mid-90s interview:

"My album didn't come out because I wasn't sleeping with him"

She was apparently pissed because her 1993 album 'Concrete Jungle' was delayed and then cancelled altogher,while Carmen Elektra's CD came out with no problems It's amazing what sleeping with the producer can do for their careers!

novabrkr said:

I see a classic thread in the making

TonyVanDam said:

Well, by virtue of the fact that Mariah married the guy who signed her to Sony Music and Diana Ross had a child with Berry Gordy, then they definitely f***ed for tracks. As for JoJo, considering that she is still underage, I highly doubt that anyone (even Dallas Austin) would put themselves in a position to be f***ing her for tracks, because they don't want to go to jail for statutory rape. That was true for the most part with Brooke Hogan, but then again, anyone trying to mess with her when she was recording the album would have gotten the crap beat out of them by the Hulkster.

What ya' gonna do when Hulkamanina runs wild on you!

Aaliyah, hopefully not...

Where are the dudes?

The title:

Diana ross definately fucked for tracks.

SoulAlive said:

yeah, but then again Carmen's CD coming out (and the massive amount of money thrown away on its production and promotion) was one of the things that led directly to Prince's label being shut down before Rosie's album could come out.


but yeah, Prince doesn't do anything for anyone unless they're 1) some hot chick fucking him or 2) some washed up has-been that'll kiss his ass.

lilgish said:

have you seen him? he's no prize she might have gotten some hits, but i dunno if it was worth it.

first of all.. BROKE hogan is STILL A VIRGIN... do you really think the Hulk HOGAN is going to let her do that... her parents are way too envolved in her career and life.. just like my mom.. and im 21.... living on campus.. and my mom does not want me out at night unless im with my sister...

but back to broke.. there is NO way possible.. its going to happen...

diana.. and mariah.. YES... YES YES....
Jojo.. i can imagine her doing that one day...
Nelly i think she has done it before

TotalAlisa said:

i think JoJo will be long gone by the time she's old enough to fuck for tracks.

Tessa said:

LOLOL i wish.. cause she has NO TALENT.. i dont like her voice at all.. its so typical.. every girl can sing like her... even i can sing like that.... maybe a little better

The first name that came to my mind was Fergie! Sorry, I don't even like her enough to go find a picture to display her shamefully on this thread where she most definitely belongs!

lilgish said:

please, u know as well as the rest of the world that rkelly was hittin that

TotalAlisa said:

I knew you were innocent w/o even saying all this. I think it's that whole hamster holding a birthday cake thing

novabrkr said: