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The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time!!! http://www.cracked.com/in...s&sid=1776
25. Lil' Scrappy 24. 69 Boyz 23. Chamillionaire 22. Bubba Sparxxx 21. Birdman 20. Tie: Snow, Vanilla Ice, Young Black Teenagers 19. Kidz In The Hall 18. Dreddy Kruger 17. Cunninlynguists 16. Noreaga 15. Devin The Dude 14. Eminem 13. Gnarls Barkley 12. Beelow 11. The Lox 10. Del tha Funkee Homosapien 9. Kenn Starr 8. Swollen Members 7. 8,000 Way Tie: Irv Gotti, Yo Gotti, Big Gotti, Don Goitti, Juan Gotti, Bazooka Joe Gotti, etc… (All criminal name stealing rappers) 6. Rhymefest 5. Da Bush Babees 4. Messy Marv 3. Chali 2na 2. Paperboy 1. Shorty Shitstain SIDENOTE: If anyone can come up with a better list, please post it.  | |
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...of ALL time?
Then they forgot T.C.Ellis By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Don't have a better Worst Rapper Name list but the companion article The 9 Biggest Wusses in Rock Today almost had me in tears. 
Thanks TVD for pointing me toward that laugh. 
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I was wondering where Nelly was, but then I noticed the "Names" part of the title.
With an endless supply of infamous military leaders to choose from, this is who he picks—a CIA stooge who will probably live the rest of his life in prison. And it's not even spelled right. Is he worried the real Noriega will sue him for damages? Actually, that would be pretty awesome. \
What does this even mean? Is he below everything because he's so underground? Is it a blow reference? Is he a bee that flies low, always searching for pollen? Maybe his name starts with a B, and there's a taller guy on his block who also has a B name. "Yo, where B at?" "B High?" "Nah, B Low." "Oh, he out sniffin flowers again in his mama yard."
[Edited 4/3/07 20:33pm] "Whitney was purely and simply one of a kind." ~ Clive Davis | |
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They forgot a black rapper named H.I.T.L.A.H. | |
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Fruitkwon.
All time worst MC name. Fruitkwon. Good night, sweet Prince | 7 June 1958 - 21 April 2016
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theAudience said: Don't have a better Worst Rapper Name list but the companion article The 9 Biggest Wusses in Rock Today almost had me in tears.
Thanks TVD for pointing me toward that laugh.
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 The whole website is funny!  | |
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Where's 50 Cent's name? | |
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PurpleCharm said: Where's 50 Cent's name?
...and "Diddy"By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Where's Eminem
and ... all of them  | |
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Mara said: They forgot a black rapper named H.I.T.L.A.H.
that's hilarious | |
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Shorty Shitstain!!!  | |
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Shorty Shitstain?.....that is a CLASSIC 4 RAP in general. I love it. | |
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TonyVanDam said: http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1776
25. Lil' Scrappy 24. 69 Boyz 23. Chamillionaire 22. Bubba Sparxxx 21. Birdman 20. Tie: Snow, Vanilla Ice, Young Black Teenagers 19. Kidz In The Hall 18. Dreddy Kruger 17. Cunninlynguists 16. Noreaga 15. Devin The Dude 14. Eminem 13. Gnarls Barkley 12. Beelow 11. The Lox 10. Del tha Funkee Homosapien 9. Kenn Starr 8. Swollen Members 7. 8,000 Way Tie: Irv Gotti, Yo Gotti, Big Gotti, Don Goitti, Juan Gotti, Bazooka Joe Gotti, etc… (All criminal name stealing rappers) 6. Rhymefest 5. Da Bush Babees 4. Messy Marv 3. Chali 2na 2. Paperboy 1. Shorty Shitstain SIDENOTE: If anyone can come up with a better list, please post it. Whomever made this list is tripping and more than likely knows as much about Hip Hop as I know about country and western- not much. Chamillionaire, Noreaga, the Lox (especially them!), Eminem, and Devin the Dude? All good rappers. | |
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CoolMF said: TonyVanDam said: http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1776
25. Lil' Scrappy 24. 69 Boyz 23. Chamillionaire 22. Bubba Sparxxx 21. Birdman 20. Tie: Snow, Vanilla Ice, Young Black Teenagers 19. Kidz In The Hall 18. Dreddy Kruger 17. Cunninlynguists 16. Noreaga 15. Devin The Dude 14. Eminem 13. Gnarls Barkley 12. Beelow 11. The Lox 10. Del tha Funkee Homosapien 9. Kenn Starr 8. Swollen Members 7. 8,000 Way Tie: Irv Gotti, Yo Gotti, Big Gotti, Don Goitti, Juan Gotti, Bazooka Joe Gotti, etc… (All criminal name stealing rappers) 6. Rhymefest 5. Da Bush Babees 4. Messy Marv 3. Chali 2na 2. Paperboy 1. Shorty Shitstain SIDENOTE: If anyone can come up with a better list, please post it. Whomever made this list is tripping and more than likely knows as much about Hip Hop as I know about country and western- not much. Chamillionaire, Noreaga, the Lox (especially them!), Eminem, and Devin the Dude? All good rappers. Read the title again. It's the worst rapper names. I think the biggest mistake is having Chamillionaire so low. That name is tragic.  "Whitney was purely and simply one of a kind." ~ Clive Davis | |
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Man I just spent 30 minutes on that site. Whilst there is some funny shit on there most of it serves no purpose other for perople who have never taken any chances in their lives to feel good about it and laugh at those who have. I guess that's the price you pay for effort, people who are either jealous of your success or just rediculously cynical might laugh at you. The price of cynicism is you never fucking get anything other than a false sense of superiority and laughs that tend to get pretty hollow after a while.
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I think Eminem's a good name
I think Cash Money Millionaires is one of the worst ever. My Legacy
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AlexdeParis said: CoolMF said: Whomever made this list is tripping and more than likely knows as much about Hip Hop as I know about country and western- not much. Chamillionaire, Noreaga, the Lox (especially them!), Eminem, and Devin the Dude? All good rappers. Read the title again. It's the worst rapper names. I think the biggest mistake is having Chamillionaire so low. That name is tragic. Ooops. My bad. | |
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the name i find most hilarious on that list is Chali 2na. WTF??!!  | |
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Verily again I say unto you:
FRUITKWON. Good night, sweet Prince | 7 June 1958 - 21 April 2016
Props will be withheld until the showing and proving has commenced. -- Aaron McGruder | |
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where's jay-z? | |
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Oops, I just saw it said worse names-not worse rappers. Most of the people on that list are talentless though. [Edited 4/4/07 14:37pm] "And When The Groove Is Dead And Gone, You Know That Love Survives, So We Can Rock Forever" RIP MJ 
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namepeace said: Verily again I say unto you:
FRUITKWON. You know that i'm Rapper-challenged so I had to look that one up. Is there a story behind it? 
...because FRUITKWON ( ) doesn't match the image being projected. 
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theAudience said: namepeace said: Verily again I say unto you:
FRUITKWON. You know that i'm Rapper-challenged so I had to look that one up. Is there a story behind it?
...because FRUITKWON ( ) doesn't match the image being projected.
He was a member of Wu-Tang that I guess drew the short straw when it came to MC names. That's just it. Fruitkwon was/is a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. But how he drew the name Fruitkwon is beyond me. tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 [Edited 4/4/07 14:47pm] Good night, sweet Prince | 7 June 1958 - 21 April 2016
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I digged alot Bubba Sparxxx...he had some great songs produced by Timbaland!
Also he was HOT and I would love to shag him!  | |
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Um, you need to add a couple of zeros after that 25 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Um, you need to add a couple of zeros after that 25
Bubba was hot! | |
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Cinnamon234 said: Why is Eminem on this list? I'm not even a fan of his, but he is talented. That list is BS.
Okay, I can sorta understand on some other threads when people just read the thread title and are too lazy to go through the particulars in the first post before responding, but now people aren't even bothering to read the thread title. It says worst rapper NAMES. Not worst rappers. | |
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sextonseven said: Cinnamon234 said: Why is Eminem on this list? I'm not even a fan of his, but he is talented. That list is BS.
Okay, I can sorta understand on some other threads when people just read the thread title and are too lazy to go through the particulars in the first post before responding, but now people aren't even bothering to read the thread title. It says worst rapper NAMES. Not worst rappers. yeah, but Eminem's talented!  My Legacy
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NDRU said: sextonseven said: Okay, I can sorta understand on some other threads when people just read the thread title and are too lazy to go through the particulars in the first post before responding, but now people aren't even bothering to read the thread title. It says worst rapper NAMES. Not worst rappers. yeah, but Eminem's talented!  | |
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