sextonseven said:

only if moz thinks bjork is a skank ho.

Anx said:

Well Tori once almost smacked Morrissey on the face...she hates that old closeted queer

MikeMatronik said:

This is true.

MikeMatronik said:

I love a lot of that album. The singles plus Real Men, Rattlesnakes and Time are all perfect covers.

GangstaFam said:

i read a 'death' comic book last night that tori amos wrote the intro for, so TAKE THAT GUNDSMUNDSNOTTIR!!!

Anx said:

Your tantrums are funny.

GangstaFam said:

I don't think she looked too young for the part. It was more like maybe she didn't have the experience yet to pull off that role successfully. The lines she had didn't sound right coming out of her mouth. I dunno. She just seemed off to me whereas in 'Match Point' and 'Translation' she looked much more natural.

Anx said:

I love those Neil Gaiman Death books. He should write a Delirium one shot just for Tori.

sextonseven said:

Yeah, I can see that. She has such a humorous way of speaking that sounds so natural in those movies you mentioned.

GangstaFam said:

i'm going to throw a big anti-bjork tantrum tonight and rent a couple of pianos and play them at the same time whilst doing soft-folk interpretations of nirvana songs. i might even let a pig suck my tit.

sextonseven said:

Where's Neil when you need him?

Anx said:

Put some Zep songs in the mix also

GangstaFam said:

ouch...toriphile reference of Boys for Pele song alert!

FREAK!

Anx said:

Will you take some datura and communicate with your shadow side? That'd be hot. You should call me and I'll tape you so you'll remember it later.

GangstaFam said:

My favorites are Real Men, Rattlesnakes and Strange Little Girl. The rest of the album does nothing for me. It's not as good as 'choirgirl'.

I'm guessing Björk's "unlistenable" album was 'Drawing Restraint 9'?

sextonseven said:

I have the same opinion...some parts are really...strange!

MikeMatronik said:

The Toriphile in me must correct this. It's a reference to "Spacedog".

GangstaFam said:

if that's tori-ese for "poop on a swan dress", then HELL YES SIGN MY ASS UP

Anx said:

Oh my. You must REALLY hate Björk right now.

sextonseven said:

I like the 3 Bjorks sung songs and the first track with the male vocalist. I think it's Bonnie Prince Billy.

Other than that, I can't really be bothered.

GangstaFam said:

Ouch...Bee Side reference!

FREAK!

Anx said:

But be careful. If you don't get the dosage right, you'll die. Bjork tickets aren't worth it Anx! Step back from that ledge!

MikeMatronik said:

You're slackin' Mike! It's from Under the Pink.

GangstaFam said:

no coment

MikeMatronik said:

GangstaFam said:

I haven't been myself lately

MikeMatronik said:

Tori can have that effect.

GangstaFam said:

Well, Drawing Restraint.
And that album with the floating apples.

One got on my nerves, but had occasional brilliance. And I appreciate songsmade up from gurgling Japanese men.

And the Bee Keeper. Well...
It is not BAD. But it ain't brilliant either. I just cannot listen to it in one piece withgout being bored to death, so I just shuffled them through my playlist and then they're kind of okay.

HamsterHuey said:

You're really fixated on apples today, huh?

Do you hate Strange Little Girls and Scarlet's Walk too?

GangstaFam said:

Strange Little Girls is interesting, but to me already was a show of weakness, as cover albums often come. I liked the idea, but often not her choice of songs. Of all the covers she has ever done, she picks Eminem? But hey! I understand how she ticks, in certain ways. It was just not so... appealing to me.

And Scarlet's Walk is where she totally lost me, actually. That was already of such a blandness, when it comes to performance (instr AND the vocal presence) AND songwriting, that I kinda looked for greener pastures, artists that dared to go deep.

I mean, Tori has been so deep that her just being Tori is... well, a tat boring. It is like Kate Bush singing laundry songs.