I saw a comercial for this last night. MJ is set to perform. I gots to see this!

this is THE WORST AWARDS SHOW EVER!!!!

i can't wait to watch 'em!

this is the show where jordy, the five year old french rapper, performed with a group of showgirls and they cut to a shot of prince in the audience looking visibly mortified!

plus they gave AQUA a special achievement award one year!

i freakin love this show, it's like the bizarro world awards.

Anx said:

are you serious? this sounds wild. now i really can't wait to watch it! so prince made a funny face?

dancerella said:

it was summer 1994, when he was promoting 'most beautiful girl'...and YES, his face looked like he was watching someone get run over by a truck.

Anx said:

that sounds hysterical. i could just picture it now.

^ Oh and his performance was HORRIBLE! The lipsynching, ugly clothes, hair, makeup, I wish I could erase it all from my memory!

UCantHavaDaMango said:

it was pretty rotten...it was back when he had that chalky make-up going, and the joyce de witt hair. of course, i loved that era because he was so goth, but that night he just looked sickly and wrong.

Anx said:

He started to look better in 1995. '94 was just atrocious!

UCantHavaDaMango said:

i liked when he quit trimming his typhoon 'do and it looked like a cross between robert smith and a banzai tree.

Anx said:

It was out of control for a while there!

Anx said:

oh god stop. joyce de witt hair! that shit is mad funny. you know i saw her i ny 2 summers ago?

dancerella said:

she and i went to the same high school AND the same college.

explains a lot, i know.

You know I'd give anything for that '94 awards on tape. I remember watching it back then and pissing myself laughing, and I was only 12 at the time

Ellie said:

it was a mess in SO MANY WAYS. was that the year they gave gloria gaynor a lifetime achievement award? not that she didn't deserve it, but it somehow just added to the hot messiness of the whole event.

Anx said:

are you serious? how funny. have you ever seen her? are you a fan of hers?

dancerella said:

ha ha ha. no and no. but i was directed in school and college plays by the same teachers and directors who taught and directed her when she was in school. no dirt or steamy stories. apparently she was a good student and didn't cause any problems. BORING.

Anx said:

oh man you had me going there for a while. damn, no juicy gossip on janet?

don't they announce that MJ is going to perform on that damn show almost every year but he only ends up presenting an award or accepting one? why should i believe he is "actually" going to perform this time?
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missfee said:

on the commercial they showed him singing on stage unless it's a clip from something else.

dancerella said:

the worst i heard was she was kind of a brown-noser and a teacher's pet. BORING!

dancerella said:

not enough evidence.

if michael really does appear on this mess of a show, you're guaranteed a supreme crack fantasy moment. i am SO setting the timer for this, MJ or no MJ.

They had announced Michael was going to perform "Thriller"....just one problem.....They didn't tell Michael

Anx said:

Anx said:

i could totally see that. damn how boring can she possibly be? she probably got all straight A's too!

Didn't you guys discuss this when it happened? It's from last November and aired that week in the UK. I was in the audience that night getting crushed.

Chris Brown performed Thriller really badly - they left the original backing track with MJ's background vocals, so Chris Brown's rather weak and limited voice was shown up by the tape, and he did the dance but half the time his feet were firmly on the ground while he just wiggled his hips in the right directions

Ellie said:

this is from NOVEMBER and they're just NOW showing it in the U.S.?!?!

this is getting better and better.