I JUST realized that J5s song STOP! THE LOVE YOU SAVE second verse is about historical figures.

When Issac said he kissed you beneath the apple tree
{issac newton discovered gravity when a apple fell on his head while he was sitting under a tree}

when benji held your hand he felt electricity
{benjimin Franklin did the lightining/electricity thing with kite}

then alexander called you and said he rang your chime
{alexander graham bell made the telephone}

christopher discovered your way ahead of your time
{christopher columbus....nuff said}

I been listening to this song all these years talking random cats all gettin wit this one hoe of a girl. NICE.

what are your clever lyrics?

There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards
by Ian Dury & The Blockheads

Noel Coward was a charmer.
As a writer he was brahma.
Velvet jackets and pyjamas,
"the gay divorce" and other dramas.

There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.

Van Gough did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer.

There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.

Einstein can't be classed as witless.
He claimed atoms were the littlest.
When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness
Frighten everybody shitless

There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Probably got help from their mum
(who had help from her mum).
There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Now that we've had some,
let's hope that there's lots more to come.

There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.

Okey-dokey!
Oh!
Segovia.
Da-laa la-laa da-daa da-lee
De dump di dump de dump-dump-diddle li-lee.

There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever.....
.....bastards.

Nvncible1 said:

Missed that one!

You know . . . it's just easier to post this.



and this . . .

Quite a few lyrics by these men: