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Paul's soon-to-be ex Heather Mills will be on Dancing With The Stars ummm.... 
1) is this really the kind of post-Beatlefucker career she's looking for? and with the money she's probably getting, does she need to look for one at all? she ought to just disappear. 2) SHE'S MISSING A LEG!!!  [Edited 2/22/07 2:50am] "The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life. " -- Edith Massey in Female Trouble | |
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KidOmega said: ummm....
1) is this really the kind of post-Beatlefucker career she's looking for? and with the money she's probably getting, does she need to look for one at all? she ought to just disappear. 2) SHE'S MISSING A LEG!!!
which is probably why she will be on the show, to promote awareness. if you've got a prostetic leg (or even two) you can still dance and look fabulous.  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: KidOmega said: ummm....
1) is this really the kind of post-Beatlefucker career she's looking for? and with the money she's probably getting, does she need to look for one at all? she ought to just disappear. 2) SHE'S MISSING A LEG!!!
which is probably why she will be on the show, to promote awareness. if you've got a prostetic leg (or even two) you can still dance and look fabulous. She's a regular humanitarian!  | |
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She's FEMBOT | |
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She can't even be original because Prince already introduced the 'wooden leg' dance on the Musicology tour.  | |
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IstenSzek said: KidOmega said: ummm....
1) is this really the kind of post-Beatlefucker career she's looking for? and with the money she's probably getting, does she need to look for one at all? she ought to just disappear. 2) SHE'S MISSING A LEG!!!
which is probably why she will be on the show, to promote awareness. if you've got a prostetic leg (or even two) you can still dance and look fabulous. But only in trousers.  | |
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IstenSzek said: KidOmega said: ummm....
1) is this really the kind of post-Beatlefucker career she's looking for? and with the money she's probably getting, does she need to look for one at all? she ought to just disappear. 2) SHE'S MISSING A LEG!!!
which is probably why she will be on the show, to promote awareness. if you've got a prostetic leg (or even two) you can still dance and look fabulous. yeah, well that's all nice and politically correct and all, and sure she CAN dance with a prosthetic. but i'm going to bet that she can't dance WELL on it. and if she doesn't get voted off after the first week, she's relying on the sympathy vote to advance to the next round. it's really quite a grotesque way of getting ahead, to use a handicap to get people to feel sorry for you and give you something. and yeah, she probably is doing it to promote awareness: of herself. "Look at me, I'm a cripple and that evil Paul McCartney still left me, so I need a whole country of people to tell me I can dance on this stump, when clearly I can't, so you'll all take pity on me." Fuck her and her frozen yogurt. "The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life. " -- Edith Massey in Female Trouble | |
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geez.. u picked a good one paul
she makes yoko look like a dream girl  | |
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IstenSzek said: KidOmega said: ummm....
1) is this really the kind of post-Beatlefucker career she's looking for? and with the money she's probably getting, does she need to look for one at all? she ought to just disappear. 2) SHE'S MISSING A LEG!!!
which is probably why she will be on the show, to promote awareness. if you've got a prostetic leg (or even two) you can still dance and look fabulous. Just as long as she doesn't try to do the Running Man I think she'll be ok. Cornbread, Grits, and Collard Greens/I got what you need/If you want it/Cuz I'm a pimp, girl/With a drippy, juicy Jheri Curl | |
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WHAT?????!!!!! This can't be true!  Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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I hope she gets voted off first.
Where the hell is this woman's head at? She can't possibly think that she has "fans" who will vote to keep her on that show. | |
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I'd love to see that prosthetic fly off into the audience | |
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LittleSmedley said: I'd love to see that prosthetic fly off into the audience
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She's going to do "Jake The Peg". | |
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peterfalconer said: She's going to do "Jake The Peg".
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