More mayhem and rampage here:

http://x17online.com/cele..._rages.php
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luv4u said:

http://x17online.com/

She should consider staying in. Maybe take a cue from Mr. Groundhog.

GangstaFam said:

She clearly is deranged Trekkie!

she really just wants to be left alone. cant say that I blame her.

freak!

unkemptpueblo said:

She needs to get sorted out.

britney reminds me of divine at the end of 'female trouble', when she's gone so crazy that she can't tell the difference between good and bad publicity, as long as it's public!

and divine had a shaved head at the end of female trouble too!
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Anx said:

That scene frightens me. It almost ruins the movie.

Anx said:

I haven`t seen the movie, but the clip of Edith Massey in leather in one of the funniest things i`ve seen...

http://www.youtube.com/wa...B2Udajuu2o

Icicle said:

So NSFW

JackieBlue said:

Yeah, but VERY funny

JackieBlue said:

Here's something for your face, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

The sex would be so hot and so angry!!

Good for her. Give the girl some damn breathing room, scumbags.

lilgish said:

I'd be afraid she'd start stabbing me or something.

How not to be left alone....




She just made some photographer a nice chunk with these photos.

luv4u said:

that too.

I wish i could have seen a picture of when Diana Ross stepped out her her limousine and started hitting a photographer with her stiletto shoes...

Icicle said:

Yeah. I think thats called "Bjorking"

JackieBlue said:

I KNOW, right?! ...wow. Whether this poor child has had a breakdown, or is avoiding a hair follicle test, or made a misguided attempt to create p.r. buzz or WHATEVER...she looks like she could take an ice pick to someone right about now!

...and is is just me , or does this girl have a neck like a linebacker from the Chicago Bears ?


oh, btw, heeey JB! Got your shout out on another thread but was working and couldn't holla back

unkemptpueblo said:

Right

I can`t find the clip on youtube

Ottensen said:

She's definitely got a thick neck.

I heard about the hair follicle test rumor too. Makes you go ...

i think the follicle test theory is dumb. there are plenty of other ways to test for drug use, not to mention the fact that erratic behavior usually is a good tip-off.

Anx said:

That's what I figured besides they can pluck hairs from other places.

omg i would FLIP too if i was waiting for someone to pump gas while i was chillin in the passenger seat, and fucken 20 flashes of camera light go off in my face.

FUCK OFF


did you guys watch the video? paparazzi are SO INTRUSIVE!

i don't actually need a daily update on Britney, so I can understand why she flipped.

Once again, Prince foresees all...

"You know what kind of head I'm talkin' about! That almond shaped one with all the fuzz on top of it!"

i'm ready to beat someone with an umbrella too!

I don't like to laugh at someone's personal struggle but this did make me chuckle a bit.



I look like an alien, y'all! An alien from planet SPEARS. Or maybe like a....no, like an alien. A sexy, sexy alien. And everyone can just SHUT UP about how I'm supposed to be on drugs and how I was only in rehab for ten minutes -- I WAS JUST DROPPING OFF A PACKAGE TO THOSE REHAB PLACES, because I am, um....I'm totally working for REHAB MEALS ON WHEELS. It's a CHARITY! -- and how I'm totally losing my custody battle (whatever that even is) and blah blah blah blah. Aren't you happy that I'm not all showing you if the rugs match the curtains anymore? (PS: NOW THEY DO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I'm tired.)

I just wish people would stop paying so much attention to me! Can't a girl get some PRIVACY? I'm just quietly trying to live my life, y'all. I don't know why I have to be FOLLOWED everywhere! It's not like I want all of everyone's attention all the time. Would you say that I'm acting like I want people to look at me? Because I would not.

God, my bald head RULES. I am going to save so much money on extensions and hair dye and shampoo and conditioner and hair spray and more extensions and now I can fire that hairdresser my mother hired after I went on Matt Lauer so I "didn't look like a feral cat." Whatever, MOTHER, I think feral cats are pretty -- they have blue eyes! -- but now you don't even have to WORRY ABOUT IT. Because lookit, everyone: NO HAIR AT ALL! So SUCK ON it, magazine who said my hair might fall out from over-dying: I'ma STARTING OVER. Like that TV show. Is that still even on? I liked that show. I should go ON THAT SHOW. YES. That is a great idea. I'm going to call my agent right now. I wonder who my agent is.

Okay. Stuff to do. So much to do. So much stuff for me to do. I have to go buff my head and then call my agent about Starting Over and then I need to place ten to twelve heavy breathing calls to Justin and then I need to call J.C Chasez and ask if I can open for him when he goes on tour, just like the old days, and then if he says yes, I need to write some songs real fast and then I need to go buy some beer and then I need to moisturize my tattoo and then I have some other stuff to do that I can't remember and then I need check to in and make sure my little girls are still alive and then I need -- oh, wait, they're totally boys, my bad -- and then I need to go get a sandwich. GOD. I better get on it.

Okay, talk to you later, guys! Bye! Bye! Bye! Why am I so amped right now? Maybe I need to sit down. No. I don't. Okay! Bye!

LOVE,
BRITNEY.

PS: OR BALD-NEY! HA. I just thought of that. Maybe I should start doing some STAND-UP! HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE? Okay. Bye for real.