List a musical artist or group, then list a response that you think another orger (past or present) would make. Remember when posting, this thread is so we can have fun and laugh at ourselves so don't be cruel and brutal towards others when posing as another orger.

Prince

That little purple midget has-been ain't shit. Don't be mentioning his name around here.....mistermaxxx

Prince can't cut it anymore. He needs to start using some serious drugs and he needs to come in and catch Larry Graham in bed with his wife. That might give him some inspiration to do some good songs. Y'all are just blind sheep that will follow Prince wherever he leads you.....evilwhitemale

Prince IS just TOO damn SExy and FiNE. He MAKES me WeT beTwEEn mY lEgS.....Zelaira

Vainandy, you and your friends may have laughed at "Parade" but John Doe of Rolling Stone magazine says it is a complete masterpiece and Jane Doe of Cream magazine says Prince was an absolute musical genius when he made that album.....skywalker

Janet Jackson

She can't fuck with Madonna.....SoulAlive

Shitney Houston

Vainandy, you need to just go ahead and fuck her.....RipHer2Shreds

Jimi Hendrix

He taught me everything I know.....The Audience

Slave

They are the baddest of all time.....paligap
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You are too much. I'm telling you...buried deep in there is some love for her.

hey Vainandy,it's too bad you weren't on this site around 2000-2002.We had this vicious girl named Kellyanne who used to post here all the time.She was quite a character Arguing with everybody,using the most outrageous put-downs you can imagine,lol.

you screwed up maxx's stuff...that cat couldn't spell or properly punctuate anything he typed to save his life.

Ya'll better keep Mr.Maxxx' name out of your foul faceholes

Seriously though I miss that cat,,,,I learned alot from him and Brother915
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Andy, you nasty bitch! I know you don't think he's sexy. He looks like Phillip Michael Thomas.....RipHer2Shreds

I just hate when orgers state their opinions as fact. Why can't everyone just like what they like and respect everyone else's taste. And by the way, none of you motherfuckers better not say shit bad about Wendy and Lisa or I will kick your asses.....sosgemini

Stevie Wonder

His greatest work was in the late 1980s when he tried his hand at new jack. Does anyone know which song I'm talking about? Aw fuck it, I'm going in here and watching "Saved By The Bell".....thesexofit

any music by any artist that isnt uptempo and funky
I cant stand these plastic sounding drums everybody is using nowadays..everything sounds like a video game...I miss big heavy drum beats and tempos made for dancin..all you can do to this modern crap is bop your head...give me some gap band..some dazz band.. something i can shake my ass to.....! VAINANDY

vainandy said:

Its time for another five star thread- Chico

Supernova: Worst album cover ever!

Hotlegs: Don't be talking about Millie Jackson, she talks the real shit. This is a Prince site you know so don't be so damn stuffy and stuck up.

Supernova: I'll talk about whatever the hell I want and if you don't like it, don't read it.

Hotlegs:

funkpill: Woah!!!!

Supernova: I used to cringe when they would harass the newbies but now I see why.

Hotlegs:

Supernova:



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Any obscure artist

an intelligent response that is beyond my grasp to understand - damosuzuki

a witty, intelligent response that is beyond my grasp to understand - Anx

"Ice Cream Castles" made it to number 14 on the R&B charts and number 48 on the pop charts.

"When Doves Cry" made it to number 1 on both the pop and R&B charts.....sextonseven

"Between The Sheets" has been sampled by P Ditty, Eminem, Kanye West, Chingy, 50 Cent, and Thugs Gone Wild.....CinisterCee

Yeah Handclaps, I tell ya, we used to mix The Whispers "And The Beat Goes On" and "The Second Time Around" by Shalamar. Now move them big ole titties out ma face.....IAin'tTheOne
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IstenSzek said:

owww!

vainandy said:

Actually "Ice Cream Castles" was #11 R&B and missed the Hot 100 altogether.

IstenSzek said:

Too funny!

This is wild...

Prince is THE greatest musician of all time!--me,sexxydancer

vainandy said:

sexxydancer said:

I mean no disrespect whatsover. It takes musical knowledge to recognize and know the original songs that were used in the samples and remakes. Most younger people don't know and will swear up and down and argue that MC Hammer came up with the groove for "U Can't Touch This". One of my favorite moments was when this young girl got very angry and told me that I was a DAMN lie when I said Shitney's "I Will Always Love You" was originally a country song. She absolutely refused to believe it.

Thanks god I'm not very impersonable!