I love shitty band names - and after reading this list and laughing until your eyballs bleed, I'm sure you will too... To obtain maximum hilarity, you need to ensure you introduce each band as you work through the list. ie: 'Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we're 'People With Chairs Up Their Noses'", or: "Good evening everyone, i'm 'The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips'" etc...

Know of any more that should be on this list? Comment, and i'll be sure to update it!
(I still think 'Accidental Goat Sodomy', 'Bum Gravy' and 'Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead' are really gonna take some beating though!)

PS: A word of advice, don't repost this list in your replies!

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A
Aardvark Spleen
A Band Named Bob
A Blind Dog Stares
A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
A Boy Named Gomer
Above Average Weight Band
Abracadaver
Abstract Evil Barbie
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake
Accidental Goat Sodomy
Adickdid
Adios Pantalones
Admiral Poopy Pants and His Dancing Teeth
Adult Children of Heterosexuals
Adventures in Shrubbery
The Advil Monkeys
Affordable Floors
Afghanistan Banana Stand
Afro Chinstrap
Agent Orange in Bite-Size Tablets
Aggressive Crotch Display
Agnes Morehead
Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast!
AIDS Wolf
Alabama Thunderpussy
Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Alice In Videoland
Alien Fashion Show
Alien Nymphos from Uranus
Alien Sex Fiend
All You Can Eat
Almighty Lumberjacks of Death
The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine
Amberham Lincoln
Ambrosia
Amputatoe
Amputee and the Eunichs
Anal Babes
Anal Beard Barbers
Anal Cunt
Anal Genocide
Anal Sadist
Anal Sausage
Anal Solvent
Ancient Chinese Penis
...and You Shall Know Us By The Trail of The Dead
An Emotional Fish
Angry Salad
Angry Samoans
Ankle Spanner
Anthrapology Will Remain Spelt Like This
Anus the Menace
Appalachian Death Ride
Apocolypse Hoboken
The Archbishop's Enema Fetish
Archbishop Desmond Poo-Poo
Are These My Pants?
The Armadildoes
Armageddon Dildos
Armed and Hammered
Armpit
Arm the Homeless
Army of Prawns
Arthur Loves Plastic
Ashtray Babyhead
Ashtray Boy
The Ass Baboons of Venus
Asshole Parade
Ass Ponys
Assrash
Ass Solvent
Assuck
Asylum Street Spankers
Attila The Stockbroker
Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice
Ayatollah Mama Please

B
Baby Jason and the Spankers
Baby Shit Brown
Badical Turbo Radness
The Bad Livers
Bad Mutha Goose
Bad Tequila Experience
Baldilocks
Baloney Ponys
Banana Blender Surprise
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band Over
Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Bang Gang
Barbara's Bush
Barbeque Bob and the Spare Ribs
Barbie Bones
Barefoot Hockey Goalie
Barenaked Ladies
Barf
Barking Aardvarks
Barnyard Ballers
Barnyard Slut
Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble
Barry White Boys
The Barstool Prophets
Bassholes
The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash
Bathtub Holiday
Batman and Asshole
Bearded Clams
Bearded Itchy Lover
Beast Penis
Beats the Hell Out of Me
Bedwetter
Beef Masters
Beerbellied Scum From Central Bucks County
Ben Dover and the Screamers
The Bendy Monsters
Bent Richards
Ben Wa and the Blue Balls
Bernie the Trailer Park Queen and the Deadbeat Dads
Bertha Does Moosejaw
Bertha's Mule
Betty Ford
Betty's Fish Bag
Betty's Not a Vitamin
Beverley Beer Bellies
Biblical Proof of UFOs
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Big Ass Truck
Big Balls and the Great White Idiot
Big Bird's Turds
Big Black Nun
Big Blow and the Bushwackers
Big Daddy Cumbuckets
Big Dead Fish
Big Dick and the Extenders
Big Phat Cock
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
Big Fish Ensemble
Big In Iowa
Big White Undies
The Biggest Freak in New Jersey
Bile Suckpump
Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist Eighteen Wheeler
Bimbo Toolshed
Bindle Blaster and the Big Stub Disaster
Bionic Roomate
Birth Hole
Bitch Funky Sex Machine
Bitch Slap
Bitch Transmission
Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas
Bizarr Sex Trio [sic]
Bjorn Again
The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience
Black Leather Agenda
Black Leather Jesus
Blast That Cock
Bleeding Rectum
Blew Willie
Bloated Scrotum
Bloated Tick
Blonder Tongue
Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
Bloody Mess and the Scabs
Bloody Stools
Bloody Tongue and the Thalidomide Babies
Blow Job Queen
Blow Monkeys
Blown Apart Bastards
Blue Balls Deluxe
Blushing Seemen
Boba Fett Youth
Bob Barker's Sweaty Sack
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
Body Falling Down Stairs
Boiled Angel
Bolt Upright and the Erections
Bondage A Go Go
Bonedaddys
Boner Donors
Bongwater
Bongzilla
Bordering On Retarded
Boris the Sprinkler
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
Bowling for Larva
Bowling for Soup
BowWowWowHaus
The Boxing Ghandis
Boy Scouts of Annihilation
The Boy With the Frog on His Forehead
Bonzo Porno Circus
Brad Pitt Live and Nude
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Breakfast In Beirut
Brian Jonestown Massacre
Bright Blue Gorilla
Broken Nose
Brownie Points
Brown Lobster Tank
Brutis Bit Me
Brutal Juice
Brutal Noodle
Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
Buddha Thunkit
Bulimia Banquet
Bullwinkel Gandhi
Bum Gravy
The Bumpin' Uglies
Bunchoffuckingoofs
Burger Pimp
Burning Lesbians
The Burning Sensations
Burning Sofa #10
Burn the Priest
Burn Your Tongue
The Bus Station Loonies
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
Butt Flux
Butt Full of Dick
Butt Jowl Picnic
Butthole Surfers
Butt Savages
Buttsteak
Butt Trumpet

C
Caltransvestites
Cancer Bunny
Candy Striper Death Orgy
Cannibal Elvis
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Captain Cardiac and the Coronaries
Captain Crunch, Let's Do Lunch
Captain Drinking Binge
Cardiac Zach and the Defibulators
Carnage Asada
Car Sickness
Castration Squad
Cat Butt
Cat-Rapes-Dog
Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine
Celebrity Glass Eye Anal Beads
The Celery Stalkers
Cervix Couch
Ces Jacuzzi and the Slumlords
The Chain Smokin' Alter Boys
Cheap Trucker's Speed
Cheese Cake Truck
Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers
Cherokee Sex Workshop
Cherry Coke Enema
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Cher UK
Chewbacca Plaid Cock
Chia Pet
The Chicken Charmers
Chicken Holiday of Doom
Chickens On Smack
Children of the Vending Machine
Chocolate Bunnies From Hell
Christians In Search of Filth
Christ On a Crutch
Christ On a Stick
The Christ Punchers
Chumbawamba
Cindy Brady's Lisp
Circle Jerks
Clitoris That Thought It Was a Puppy
Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen
Clitaurus Rex
Clown Meat
Clowns For Progress
Clusterfuck
Cobain's Brains
Cock My Noodle Spew
Cocknoose
Cockpocalypse
Coconut Dwarf Assault
Coffin Break
Colon On The Cob
The Colon Sphyncter Band
Colostomy Grab-Bag
Commodity Fetish
Congratulations on Your Decision to Become A Pilot
Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes
Coolie and the Sex Crimes
The Couch Slugs
Corpses as Bedmates
Cortizone-5
Crack and the Drug Sniffin' Dogs
Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies
Crashland on Ass-Planet
Craven Morehead
Crazy Evelyn
Crazy Little White Guy
Crazy Man Soup
Crazy Taco Cafeteria
Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup
The Creation of the Universe Was a Beautiful Thing
Creeping Jesus
Crew Slut
Crippled Athletes
Crispy Ambulance
Crocheted Doughnut Ring
Crosseyed Chicken
The Crucifucks
Crushed Infant
Crybabies With Brassholes
Crystal Shit
Cultivated Bimbo
Cum Dumpster
The Cunning Runts
Cunts With Attitude
Curious George and the Homophobes
Cycle Sluts From Hell

D
Daddy's Got the Biggest
Dairy Queen Empire
Damn the Bad Luck
Damn You Peter Pan
Dancing Cigarettes
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
Daredevil Spaniards
Dayglo Abortions
Dazzling Weasel Faces
Dead Airborne Goats
Dead Ant Farm
The Dead Bodyguards of Abraham Lincoln
Dead Blue Cat
Dead Elvi
Dead Fish Prophecy
Dead Kennedys
Dead Milkmen
The Dead Pants [Die Toten Hosen]
Dead People
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Death Spleen
DebbieDoDog
Decaying Testicles
Deepthroat Shotgun
Deja Vu and An Asian Kid
Demon Barf
Dennis Franz' Ass
Department of Crooks
Desciples of Ed
Devestation Wagon
Diahrrea Juice and the Pepto Kids
Dick Cheese and the Crackers
The Dick Clarks
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
Dick Duck and the Dorks
Dick Hurtz and the Screamin' Pee Pees
The Dick Nixons
Dickless
The Dicks
Dicky Retardo
Did Lee Squat?
Diet Christ
Dildo Mays
Dildo Took a Taxi
Dildo Warheads
Dinner is Ruined
Dirt Clod Fight
Dirty Dick and the Trojan Test Pilots
Dirty Girl Scout
Disappointed Parents
Disgruntled Postal Workers
The Dismemberment Plan
Ditchweed Danny and the Bad Bong Water Band
The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks
Do Me Bad Things
Dog Fashion Disco
Dog Food Five
Dogfuckers
Doggy Style
Dog Licks Eyeball
Dog Lips
Dog Shit Rangers
Dogs of Bagfood
The Dogs of Hallowed Eve
Dogs With Jobs
Donkeyfart
Don Knotts Overdrive
Don't Call Me Francis
Don't Hit Your Sister
Don't Rape Me
Dopper Cocks
Doris Daze
Douche Gimlet
Dow Jones and the Industrials
Downy Mildew
Dracula Milk Toast
Drag King
Dragmules
Draw Your Own Cow
Dr. Castrato and the Measles
Dr. Sphincter
Dreaded Apparatus
Dregs Kill Jesus
Drew Barrymore's Dealer
Drive By Crucifixion
Drive-In Funeral
Dropkick Chihuahuas
Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
Drunks With Guns
The Dry Heaves
Dukes of Hazardous Material
Duke Tumatoe and the All Star Frogs
Dumpster Juice
Dusty Cowshit
Dwarf Bitch

E
Earth, Pig and Fire
Ear Wacks
Eat My Afterbirth
E-coli
Edith Head
Ed Gein's Car
Ed's Redeeming Qualities
Eels in the Sink
Eeeeww! You're a Girl!
Eeyore Ass Guzzlers
Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus
Elastic Sausage
Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutions from Mars
Electric Prostates
Electric Vomit
Elegant Doormats
Elevator to Hell
El Groupo Sexo
Elmer Jacobsen and the Emasculated Cockroaches
The Elvis Diet
Elvis and the Shitheads
Elvis Hitler
Emily's Sassy Lime
Endangered Feces
End of an Orgy
Enema Bandits
Engorged With Blood
The Enormous Richards
Epileptic Disco
Ernest Truley's Bare Bottom Spankings and Salvation
Erotic Dissidents
Eternal Erection
Ethel and the Mertzkillers
Ethyl Meatplow
Ethyl Merman
Eve's Plumb
Evil Dick and the Spittle Brothers
Evil Nurse Sheila
Evil Weiner
Experimental BBQ
Exploding Boy
Exploding Fuck Dolls
Exploding Head Trick
Exploding Tits
Exploding White Mice
Explore the Floor

F
Fabulous Pimps
Facial Defecation
Fag
Fag Bash
Fangboy and the Ghouls
Farrt
Fart Kazoo
The Fartz
Fatal Sneeze
Fat and Fucked Up
The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips
Fat Luv
Fearless Iranians From Hell
Fear of Clowns
Fecal Matter
The Fellatio Ratio
Fetus Fajitas
Fields of Shit
The Fierce Nipples
'57 Lesbian
Filthy Pussy Finger
Finger in the Dyke
Fist Of the Goat
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Fix My Head
Flaming Box of Ants
The Flaming Caucasians
The Flaming Donuts of Jesus
The Flaming Lips
Flaming Technicolor Vomit
Flaming Vomit
Flamin' Schnanuses
Flatulent Chicken
Flatutory Rape
Flavor of Uranus
Flock uh Hillbillies
Flopping Bodybags
Flying Crap
Flying Dustbunnies
Force Vomit
Foreskin 500
Forty Foot Wall of Puke
Foul Mouth Mitchy
Four Dudes In a Band
4 Guys Named Doris
Four Honkies In a Big Black Car
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
4 Out of 5 Doctors
4-Man Trio
Four-Way Anal Touch Fight
Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13
Freak Daddy Love Cheese
Frank's Mom
Frank Snotra
Frantic Dogpaddle
The Freaky Executives
The Fred Mertz Experience
Free Beer
Free Beer and Chicken
Free Range Chicken
Freeze the Hopper
The French are from Hell
Fresh Rectum
Fresh Water For the Horses and A Round of Buttermilk For the Men
Freud Chicken
Friggin' Harveys
Frogs Don't Cry
Fromage d'Amour
Fuck
Fuckemos
Fuckface
Fuckhead
Fucking Angels
The Fucking Cunts
Fuckin' Shit Biscuits
Fuckin' Son of a Bitch
Fuck Me I'm Irish
Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen
Fuckpriest Fantastic
Fuckshitpiss
Fuck Taco Bell
Fuck Your Stupid Civilization
Fuck You Yankee Bluejeans
Fudge Tunnel
Full Throttle Aristotle
Full Metal Chicken
Full Metal Faggot
The Funkin' Donuts
Funky Donkey Cheese
Funman and the Scumbags
Fun Truckin With Jesus
Furious George

G
Gag Factor
Galaxy of Mailbox Whores
Gandhi's Lunchbox
Gang Green
Gangrene
Gangsta Bitch Barbie
Gangway Fathead
Gay Dad
Gay Doctors with AIDS
Gaye Bikers on Acid
The Gaza Strippers
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Geisha Balls
Genital Deformities
Genitorturers
Gestapo Pussy Ranch
Giant Chunker Monkeys with Wings in Crack Houses
Girl Scout Heroin
Give a Tooth
The Glands of External Secretion
Global Disrobal
Glory Hole
Gluecifer
Gnarls Barkley
Gnat King Kong
Go! Bimbo Go!
God Hates Computers
God Hates Kansas
God Meat God
God's Girlfriend
God's Iron Tooth
God, the Movie
Goldfish Don't Bounce
Go Kill Yourselves
Go Nad Go
Gonoreagan
Gonnorhea Pizzaria
Goober Patrol
The Goodyear Pimps
The Gotohells
Grandpa's Become a Fungus
Granny's Hole
Gregory's Pecker
Grim Skunk
Grand Mother Fucker
Greasy Feces
Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
Gringo Star
The Grilled Cheeze Fiasco
Groinal Socket
Groinchurn
Grump and the Undigestables
Guess My Perversion
Guitarantula
Gunshot Licker
Guns N' Wankers
Gut Full of Cheese
Guyana Koolaid

H
Habitual Sex Offenders
The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
Haircuts That Kill
The Hairy Cadavers
Hakan Sleeps Naked
Half Man, Half Biscuit
Halibutt Sharon
Hallelujah Ding Dong Happy
Halo of Flies
Hamster Sandwich
The Happiest Guys In the World
Hard-drinkin' Housewives
Hard-Ons
Harry and the Mulefuckers
Harry Palms and the Gym Towels
Harry Pussy
The Hate Fuck Trio
Headless Marines
Headlice
Head Like a Hole
Heavy Balls and the Flip-Offs
Heavy Into Jeff
Heavy Mentally Retarded
Heavy Pink Insulator
Heavy Vegetable
Helen Keller Plaid
The Helicopter Barfs
Hellacopter Meat
Hell Camino
Hell Toupee
Hello I'm A Truck
Henrietta Collins and the Wife-Beating Child Haters
Henry Kissinger's Tits
Here Are the Facts You Requested
Here, Eat This!
Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
Her Majesty the Baby
Hermaphrochrist
The Hermaphrodaddies
Herpes Cineplex
He's Dead Jim
Heterophobia
Heterosexual and Ashamed
Hey Look Lettuce!
Heywood Trout Festival
Hickey Party
The Hidden Cameras
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler's Bikini
Hitler Stole My Potato
HIV and the Positives
Hockey Teeth
Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Holy Mary, Mother of Bert
The Home for the Def Big Band
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Honkeys for Huey
Honk If You're Horny
Hoobastank
Hootie & The Blowfish
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
The Horny Goats
Horny Hogs
Horny Mormons
Horny Sack of Beans
The Horrid Farts
Horseshit Gunfire
Hostile Amish
Hot Buttered Elvis
Hot God Vomit
Hot Rod Condoms
Hot Rod Shopping Cart
Hot Seamen
House of Large Sizes
Howard Iceberg and the Titanics
The Hugh Beaumont Experience
Hugh Jorgan and the Four Skins
The Humpers
The Hurling Tandooris

I
I Buried Paul
Ice Cream Headache
Icky Boyfriends
Icky Wicky Chocky Bicky
If Cows Had Wings
If Pigs Could Talk Would You Still Eat Them
Ignorant Bitch
I Hate You
I Just Killed My Parents
I Love My Shih-Tzu
Immaculate Infection
Impaled Nazarene
Imperial Butt Wizards
Impotent Seasnakes
Incest by Marriage
The Indigo Bastards
Individual Fruit Pie
Infamous Bastards
The Inflatable Boy Clams
Inflatable Dates
Inflatable Grandpa
The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls
Inflatable Party Sheep
Inhale Mary
Insane Clown Posse
Insanity Clambake
Insanity Plan
InstaBone
The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac
The Invisible Fish Business
The Introspective Playboy
Invisible Flintstones
Iodine Raincoat
Iowa Beef Experience
I Played in Anal Spew
Iraqi Ass Map
Iron Liver
Iron Prostate
The Italians Obsessed with Cheese
It Was Me
It's All Meat
I Wrote The Bible

J
Jabbering Trout
Jackie O Motherfucker
The Jack Nicholson's Toilet Seeds
Jack Off Jill
The Jackofficers
Jackwhacker
Jalopy Taco Stand
James, What Are We Gonna Call Our Band?
Janitors Against Apartheid
Jason's Cat Died
Jason's Gay Haircut
Jazz Iguanas
The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
Jeffrey Jeffrey Hysterectomy
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Wetness
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jello Logic
Jenny's Pussy
Jerry's Kids
Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers
Jesus Christ Smokes Holy Gasoline
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Fucking Christ
Jesus Kneival
Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
The Jesus Presley Experience
JFKFC
Jiggle the Handle
Jif and the Choosy Mothers
Jimmie's Chicken Shack
Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
The Jizzbuckets
Jizzy Speedwack
Joan of Arkansas
Jodie Foster's Army
Joe Puke and the Chunky Bits
John Cougar Concentration Camp
John Denver's Co-Pilot
John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler
Johnny Jism
Johnny Japes and His Jesticles
Johnny McPenis and the Ass Clams
Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams
Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes
Johnny Vomit
Jolly Naked Fishermen
Jonestown Punch
Jonny and The Knots
The Juan Valdez Love Experience
Judy's Tiny Head
Juggernaut Crustacean
Juggling Death Squad
Just Plain Cheese

K
Kaka Pussy
Kamakazi Sex Pilots
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
Kenfunky Fried
Kerrigan's Knees
Kick Ass Ernie
Kid Bastard and the Strap-on Dicks
The Kids Who Never Learned To Color Inside the Lines
Kid With Man Head
The Killer Hayseeds
Killer Kiwis
Killer Pussy
Kill Me
Kill Ted Knight
Kill the Man Who Questions
King Fucker Chicken
King Shit and the Golden Boys
Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys
Kinky Slinky
Kiss My Poodle Donkey
Kissing the Pink
The Kitshickers
Knights of Butthole [Perseenreian Ritarit]
K-9 Devours Infant
Kung Foo Dykes
Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons
K.Y. and the Backsliders

L
Lack of Afro
Lady Chatterley's Hamster
Lavay Smith and The Red Hot Skillet Lickers
Lawn Piranha
Lawnsmell
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lee Press-On and the Nails
Left Wing Lester
Leonard Skinhead
Lesbian Boy
Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
Lesbian Ninjas
Let's All Get Naked and Fuck
Lick, the Dog
Lick the Fat Elvis
Likehell
Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch
Lipstick Sandwich
Liquid Jelly Monkey Love
Liquid Lobster
Lisa Gives Head
Little German Sailor Kid
Live Jimi Presley
The Look of Christians
Lord Panic and the Exploders
Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple
Lost Underpants of Doom
Love Gravy
Lovebucket & Slapphappy Super-fly
Lubricated Goat
The Lubricunts
Lucifer Loves Tarantino
Luftwaffle
The Luminous Toilet Bowls
Lunatic Candy Kreep
Lung Mustard
Lust Buckets
The Lust Penguins
Luxury Christ

M
Mad Trucker Gone Mad
Maggot Sandwich
Magnetic Fields
Ma Joad and the Load-Blowers
Make Lisa Rich
Mama Cass' Ham Sandwich
Man Is the Bastard
Man...or Astro-Man?
Manson-Nixon Line
Mao Tse Helen
Marcia Brady's Tits
Marginal Prophets
Marijuana Catfish
Mario Puzo's Colostomy Bag
The Martha Dumptruck Massacre
Martinlutherkinks
Mary Carves the Chicken
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Mary Tyler Morphine
Ma Shot Pa
Mate/Spawn/Kill
Max Roach and the Holders
Mayhem Lettuce
McCarthy's Communist Crackhouse
Me and My Right Hand
Meat Beat Manifesto
Meat Cigars
Meatpipe
Meat Puppets
Meat Shits
Meaty Pants
Mechanical Tampon Fish
Medievil Buffalo Scrotum
Me First and the Gimmee Gimmees
Mega Smegma
Melissa's House of Crabs
Men Among Poodles
Menstrual Gravy
Mermaids In the Basement
Microwavable Tree Frogs
Midget Fetish
Midgets On the Beach
Midget Sperm Bank
Mighty Sphincter
Mile High Super Sloth
Millions of Dead Cops
Mill Valley Taters
Mindless Self Indulgence
Mini-Skirt Fetish
Minnie Pearl Necklace
Minnie Pearl's Jam
The Minstrel Cramps
Minus 8 Pounds
Miracle Wimp
Mr Bill and the Cumtones
Mr Happy and the Genocides
Mr Holland's Anus
Mr Megaphone and the Dumbshits
Mr Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show
Mr Shit
Mr Tasty and the Bread Healers
The Mr T Experience
Mohawk Barbie
Moist Fist
Monkey Fucks Football
Monkey Fur
Monkeyspank
Monkeys With Handguns
Mosquito Bitten Bastards
Mother Fungus
Mouthfart
Mouth Full of Bees
The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
More Drunk Cowboys
The Most Sordid Pies
Mother Theresa's Children
Mott the Hoople
Mouse and the Traps
Mozart Air Raid
Much Ado About Shit
Mud
Muff Diver's Association
The Muffs
The Muscular Lesbians
Mussolini Headkick
The Mutated Daisies I Once Found in My Garden
My Dad is Dead
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
My Friend Kevin
My Friend the Chocolate Cake
My Inverted Stomach
My Retching Sociopath
My Sister Harold
My Three Scum
My Uncle's Asshole
My White Bread Mom

N
Naked David Hasselhoff
Naked Potato
The Naked Skinnies
Nancy Reagan's Abortions
Nasal Sex With Broken Glass
Nashville Pussy
Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Nat King Colon
Natural Fonzie
Naugahyde Chihuahuas
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
The Negro Problem
Nervous Christians
Neutral Milk Hotel
The Newlydeads
New Maximum Donkey
New Power Generation
New Squids on the Dock
New Wave Hookers
New Wet Kojak
The Nine Inch Richards
The 9 Invisible Ninjas of the Apocalypse
99th Fuck You
Nip Drivers
Nipple Erectors
Nipple Hardness Factor
Nocturnal Emissions
Nomad Nipples
Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
Nothing But Puke
Not Now I'm Naked
Not With My Camel
Nuclear Dog Food
Nuclear Pope Sex Dolls
Nurse With Wound
Nuts Can Surf

O
Occasionally Tough People
Octapussy
Oedipussy
Old Bathtub Hag
Old Lady Driver
Once I Killed a Gopher With a Stick
1,200,000 Dead Tibetians
1000 Homo DJs
122 Stab Wounds
Operation Cliff Claven
Operation Electric Orgasm
Orange Juice After Toothpaste
Organic Condom Mazda Drugs
Orgy With Pigs
Oriental Pussy Meat
The Original Piece of Shit Band
Outer Body Llama
Out of Godzilla's Butt
Out Vile Jelly
Ovarian Trolley
Ovarydose
Ozzy Beard Spaghetti

P
Pabst Smear
Painful Discharge
Painful Rectal Itch
Paisley Brain Cells
Paisley Hell
Pamper the Madman
Pandora's Lunch Box
Pansy Division
Part Time Christians
Paul Minor's Great Big Ego
Paul Will Eat Himself
Peace Love and Pitbulls
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
Pee
Pee Shy
The Pee Tanks
Pelvic Meatloaf
The Pincil Dix
Penis DeMilo
Penis Flytrap
Penis Genius
Penis Pulling Ramrods of Death
Penis Sheurekan
Penis Your Majesty
Penis Wrinkle
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
Peppermint Dildo
Pepto Dismal
Perforated Head
Personal Hygiene
Peter and the Test Tube Babies
Phallus Dei
Phenobarbidols
Philemon Arthur and the Dung
Phlegm
Phlegm Fatale
Phone Bill from Hell
Picadilly Circus People
Pieces of Lisa
Pimp Daddy Welfare
Pimps of Venus
Pineapples From the Dawn of Time
Pink Slip Daddy
Piss
The Piss Drunks
Pissed Officers
Pissed Off Postmen
Piss Factory
The Pissflaps
Pissing Razors
Piss Wizards
Placenta Sandwich
Planet of Pants
The Plastered Bastards
Plastic Nude Martini
Plastic Orgasm People
Plastic Santa Claus
Playdough Fish
Playful Animated Corpses
The Pleasure Fuckers
Poison Okies
Pontius CoPilot
Poonanie Cramp-Up
The Poon-Tang Club
Poontwang
Poop Shovel
Pope John Paul Quartet with Friends and Blowers on the Rocks
PWEI [Pop Will Eat Itself]
Pope on a Stick
Popemobile
Popular Organs
Pork Queen
Porn Flakes
Pornhuskers
Porn on the Cob
Porn Theatre Ushers
Position 69
Post Nasal Drip
Potatoe Babies XXX
Poultry in Motion
Pounded Clown
Power of Pussy
Power Snatch
Pre-Emptive Sheep
Pregnant Men
Premature Ejaculation
Premature Evacuation
Pretentious Flamedogs
Pretty Fuck Luck
Priapism
The Price of Dope
Prick
Prick Harness
Princess Tinymeat
Printed At Bismarck's Death
Prison Rape Scenes
The Process of Bleeding Out
Proctal Taxedermy
Professor Morrison's Lollipop
Projectile Afterbirth
Projectile Booty Nuggets
The Pro-Midget Mafia
Proof of Utah
Psychic Buddist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Pubic Fallout
Public Enema
PubLic Hair
Public Urination
Puke Daisies
Puking Squirrels from Hell
Pumpin' Ethyl
Pungent Frustration
Pure Bastard Extract
Purple Headed Love Warriors
Purple Vulture Shit
Pussy Crush
Pussy Galore
Pussy Tourette

Q
QuarteRoy
Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
The Queers
Queer Wookie
Question Mark & the Mysterians

R
Radical Vulvetomy
Rage Against the Coffee Machine
Raggedy Aneurysm
Raging Pimps of Doom
Raging Woodies
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
The Rampant Hedgehogs
Random Dudes
Raped Ape
Rash of Stabbings
Rat in the Gravy
Rats of Unusual Size
Real Fucking Idiots
Rebel Without Applause
Recktum
Rectal Drip
Rectal Nightmare
Rectal Pizza
Red Neck Girlfriend
Red Red Meat
Reluctant Stereotypes
REO Speed Dealer
Reserectum
Results of Inbreeding
Retarted Elf
Rev. Karol King Kong
Revlon Spam Queens
Revolting Cocks
Rhinohumpers
Rhymes with Orange
Rhythm Method
Roaty Toaty Scrotum
The Rocking Dildos
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
Rodney King and the Nightsticks
Roger's Trout Farm
Rolling Donut
Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes
Round Ear Spock
Roy's Love Virus
Rubber Nipple Salesmen
Rudimentary Peni
Rugburns
Rumplforskin
Rump Rangers
The Runz

S
Saltwater Vampires
Sam Esh & Hard Black Thing
Sam's Butt
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Santa's Dead
Satanic Chicken Fuckers
Satan's Cheerleaders
Satan's Cheese
Satan's Left Testicle
Satan's Penis
Saturated Fat
Saturday's Garbage
Saturn Flea Collar
Say You Hate Me
Schlong
Science Diet
Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman
Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel
Screaming Brocolli
Screaming Fucking Hippies
Screaming Headless Torsos
The Screaming Hormones
Screaming Iguanas of Love
Screaming Moist Accountants
Scrotum
Scrotum Poles
Scrub
The Scummy Fish
Seasick Pirates
Selfish Cunt
Señor Cummypants
Sensitive New Age Cowpersons
Septic Death
7 Foot Spleen
7 Head Scream
Seven Minutes of Nausea
76% Uncertain
Seven Year Bitch
Severe Tire Damage
Sex Clark Five
Sex With Midgets
Shandy Bang
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Sharon Stoned
She's So Huge
She Stole My Beer
Sheep On Drugs
The Sheep Pleasers
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
The Shit
Shit Bong
Shit Birds
Shit Dogs
The Shitjackers
The Shit Salesmen
Shit Smell
Shit Spangled Banner
The Shit Wilsons
Shitty Shitty Band Band
Shoot the Mime
Shorty and the Disappointments
Shot Down In Ecuador, Jr.
Shower of Smegma
The Shower Scene from Psycho
Shower With Goats
Shut Up Dick
Sick Little Monkey
Sick Things International
Sik Fuks
Simulated Orgasms
Sinus Envy
Sissy Boy Slap Party
Sister Run Naked
Six Inch Nipples
6 Hard Brothers and a Dog
69% Female
The Six Virgins
Skadelic Smegma
Skaffle House
Skankin' Pickle
Skanorrhea and the Burning Sensations
Skarotum
Skeptic Tank
Skinflick
Skinny and the Starvations
Skunk Death
Sky Eats Airplane
Slim Porridge and the Dirty Birds
Slut Kitchen
Sluts for Hire
Sly and the Family Jewels
Small Ball Paul
Small Mediums at Large
Smegma
Smegma & the Nuns
Smell Bacon
The Smelling Pisstakes
Smelly Tongues
Smilin' Hams
Smoking Popes
Snails on Acid
Snatch
Snatch Attack
Snatches Of Pink
Sneaker Pimps
Sniveling Shits
Snot Assed Warthogs
Snot Rocket
Snotty Scotty and the Hankies
Snuff the Ficus
The Social Retards
The Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front
Sofistifucks
Softcocks
Solosex
Some Kind of Cream
Soothing Sounds For Baby
Sorry About Your Daughter
Soul Coughing
The Sound of Munich
Sour Discharge
Spacecocks
Space Hog
Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy
Space Negroes
Space Pussy
Spanking Bishops
Spank the Monkey
Spank the Rabbi
Spastic Colon
The Spastic Rats
Spastic Utensils
Speculum Fight
Spermbirds
Sperm Blast
Sperm Wails
The Sphinctones
Spock's Johnson
Spooky Tooth
Square Root of Margaret
Squatting Bastard Three
Stabitty Stabitty Stab Stab Stab
Stark Naked and the Car Thieves
Stale Urine
*.fat [pronounced STAR DOT FAT]
STD Police
Sticky Finger and the Pornos
Stiff Richards
Stiff Woodies
Stinjy Midgets
Stinky Fire Engine
St. Mucous
Stop Calling Me Frank
Straight Jacket Lucy
Strangulated Beatoffs
Strapping Young Lad
Strawberry Foreskin
Strong, Naked & Car Thieves
Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies
Stuff Stephanie In the Incinerator
Stukas Over Bedrock
Stupid Fucking Hippie
Stupid White People
Sucking Chest Wound
Sucking Diction
Super Sonic Soul Pimps
Surfing Jesus
The Surf Maggots
Surgical Penis Klinik
Susanne and the Guys With Ties
Suspicious Package
Swallowing Shit
Swearing at Motorists
The Sweaty Bitch Hogs
Sweaty Nipples
Swim Herschel Swim
Swingin' Johnsons
Swingin' Udders
The Swinging Love Corpses
Swollen Monkeys
Synthetick Statick Sex Goddess
The Syphilitics

T
Tall Dwarfs
Tastes Like Chicken
Taxicab Samurais
T-Bone and the Spit Vendors
Technosquid Eats Parliament
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
Ted Ed Fred
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
The Telephony Bandits of Doom
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Ten Mile Tongue
The Testicles
Testostertones
Texas Is the Reason
The Texas Nazis
Thank God We're Immortal
The The
The Tortillas You Wanted
The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler
They Tried To Frame OJ
Things of Stone and Wood
They Were Expendable
Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
Third Global Vagina Torture
This...
This Is Our Daughter
This Is Serious, Mum
36 Crazy Fists
Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments
Those Krishna Morons
Those Darn Accordians
3D House of Beef
Three Jerks and a Squirt
The Three Honkeys Hung Like Donkeys
Three Meter Peter
Three Monkeys Named Bob
Three-Stiff Trunk
Three Teens Kill Four
Throbbing Gristle
Throw That Beat In the Garbagecan
Thurston Howell's Boner
Tit Wrench
Titty Bingo
Toasted Nipples
Toasted Vomit
Today's My Super Spaceout Day
Toilet Boys
Toiling Midgets
To Live and Shave in LA
Tonto's Expanding Headband
Too Fat to Skate
Tooling for Bovines
Toothless Rooster Men
Torpedo Love Gravy
Tortured Scrotum
The Total Population of China
Toucan Slam
Touch Me Again and I'll Break Your Arms
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Tragic Mulatto
Trailer Park Casanovas
Trailer Park Bitch
Transexual Hitler
Translucent Ballsacs
Trans-Neptunian Cuntbomb
Traveling Dingleberries
Trotsky Icepick
Trout Fishing In America
Tube Top Momma
Tumor Circus
Tupperware Death
Turkey Makes Me Sleepy
Turning Robots Into People
12 New Guppies
Twelve Pound Buttock
Two For Flinching
Two Minute Sinatra
Two Stroke Boner
2000 Flushes
Tyrannosaurus Rectum

U
Ubiquitous Starbooty
UFOFU
UFO Lowrider
Ugly Head
Ultimate Spinach
Ultra Fag
Uncle Daddy and the Family Secret
Uncle Plastic Bitch
Uncle Scam
Underpants Cowboy
Unidentified Rocking Objects
Uncle Bob Touched Me
Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
Uncle Sandwich
Underpants Machine
Universal Orgiastic Picnic
Unspeakable Chicken
Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos
Uriah Heep
The Urinals
Urine Analysis
Urine Specimen
Useless Pieces of Shit

V
Vagina Dentata Organ
Vaginal Blood Farts
Vaginal Davis
Vaginal Reference
Vaginal Vampires
Vampire State Building
Van Gogh's Ear
The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness
The Vegas Cocks
Vegetarian Meat
The Velcro Pygmies
Velvet Acid Christ
Venus and the Razor Blades
Vic Morrow's Head
Vic Tayback and the Violent Payback
The Virgin Connie Swail
Virgin Prunes
Virgin-Whore Complex
Vivian Section
Vermin from Venus
The Veronica Cartwrights
The Vibrators
Victor Kiam's Cock
Vic Vaccume and the Attachments
Violent Anal Death
The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
Vomit and the Zits
Vomit Launch
Vomito Negro
The Vomit Spots
Vomit Thrower
Vomitorium
Voodoo Meat Bucket
Voodoo Tuna
Vowel Movement

W
Wafflebutt
Waffles Against AIDS
Walking With Edna
Was I Naked?
Weird People in Giant Condoms
Weird Skull Control
The Well Hungarians
The Well I'm Sure I Left It There Yesterday Band
Well-Shaven Goat
Well Strung
Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
We Need Girlfriends
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
Where's The Pope?
White Cotton Panties
White People Lie
White Trash Debutantes
Who Carries the Organ
Who's the Fat Guy?
Whorehouse of Representatives
Whoregasm
Who The Hell Are You?
Why Do You Keep Cutting Off My Hands?
William Shatner's Pants
Willie Nelson Mandela
The Wig Party
Wisconcentration Camp
Wise Monkey Orchestra
Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children
Woodpussy
The Wookie Basket
Wookie Chest Hair
Wookie Lust
Worse Than Celibate
Wounded Reagans
Wrecked 'Em
Wreck Small Speakers on Expensive Stereos
The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers
Wynona Ryders

X
XXX
X-rayspex
Xsta-see

Y
The Yams from Outer Space
The Yeastie Girls
Yoko Homo
Yoko Ono's Ass
Yo-La-Tengo
Your Damn Neighbors
Your Mother's Lover
Your Naked Mother
You've Got Fetus on Your Breath
You Would If You Loved Me

Z
Zen for Primates
Zip Code Rapists
Zombies Under Stress
Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Shitheads
Zsa Zsa
Zsa Zsa The Whore
Zulu Leprechauns

wrong forum...

SammiJ said:

...Busted!

The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra

awww, they put tragic mulatto on the list.

it's nice to see them still getting SOME attention, even if it is negative.

their lead singer should get a nod as one of the worst (or BEST) stage names ever: FLATULA LEE ROTH

BananaCologne said:

i had to, it needed to be done

Anx said:

This will be the best thread in the history of the org!

HOLY SHIT!!!!

They listed The Vomit Spots !!!!!


Everybody in the Military thought I was making this shit up.

Anal Cunt or Impaled Nazarene aren't bad considering the style of music they make.

And Nurse With Wound is genius. Fuckers.

Here's Anal Cunt:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=URZHREALDwE

Dick Cheese and the Crackers

no way is Smorgasborgnine real.



Rodney King and the Nightsticks!!! dang!
[Edited 1/28/07 14:11pm]

Wow, some of those are TERRIBLE!

But I'd like to add the following:

Greasy Feces
Iraqi Ass Map
Dildo Mays

One of my favorite bad names was nashville pussy.

alwayslate said:

Well spotted.

Checked this out online, and it's actually a song by Skankin' Pickle. So I removed the song title, and replaced it with their crap name instead!

BananaCologne said:

OK, I'll say it:





I thought Smorgasborgnine was a really cool name.

They could've done cool things like performed dressed as the Borg (a la Gnarls Barkley).

These are some of the BEST band names in the world ever!

sextonseven said:

I'd agree with most of those, but c'mon...Gnarls Barkley?!? It sounds like an STD!

BananaCologne said:

'kay, I know nobody likes it when people get nit-picky while totally ignoring the work that went into producing the list, but I just can't believe yo la tengo belongs here. It's memorable, weird, and it's got a cool little baseball story behind it. I think it's perfect.




For some reason I actually own two Zoogz Rift records - didn't learn my lesson after the first one, I guess.

damosuzuki said:

Not at all, one man's peanut butter is another mans jelly and all that....

I was going to start a similar thread recently based on this band name that I came across on MTV2 one day:

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly


Dumb. I looked it up just now as well, and I guess it's just one guy and that's his alias, which makes it even more worthy.

BananaCologne said:

You aren't American so you won't get it. It's a spoof on the name of the famous basketball player Charles Barkley.

sextonseven said:

Ahhhh! Still think it's crap though!

BananaCologne said:

I've always thought Janet's Middle name sound like an STD

What the doctor said you have ???.... He said i got Damita !!

I still think Hoobastank is one of the worst names i've ever heard. I've never heard this gropus music either but White Town sounds bad too.

...and You Shall Know Us By The Trail of The Dead
Vomit & The Zits

some aren't bad though

Dragmules
Drag King

dancerella said:

I like them, but you're right...the name IS shite...added!

dancerella said:

You are so right!

Which brings me to Chumbawamba.