Here is how you destroy your career with ONE video!

Rock Me Tonite - Billy Squier
http://www.youtube.com/wa...vvU43YjQmM

This is the Fruitest Video EVER

IF you watch other Billy Squier Videos and Concert footage. THIS video is night & day.
[Edited 1/26/07 6:37am]

ElectricBlue said:

JesseDezz already posted that one

I beat a dead horse with this one, but come on, it's beyond ridiculous:

"Gangster Glam"

Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson- Whatzupwityou?

TonyVanDam said:

I love this one

Michael Jackson - Bad & Leave Me Alone
Apollonia 6 - Sex Shooter
The Jacksons - Torture
Lionel Ritchie - Hello & Dancing on the Ceiling
Aretha Franklin - Jumping Jack Flash
Eddie Murphy - Party All the Time

JesseDezz said:

Knew what it was before I clicked!

There was so much talk about this and speculation for years, I guess. It's just so lame and it's not so much that his dancing is gay...It's kind of scary. I heard Jeanane Graffalo compare it to that nerdy SNL character Martin Short did, which is very accurate. Howard Stern and the gang brought this up the other day to the point where they even started to watch the video and laugh. Howard used to work in Detroit and he said Billy was good to him while Steve Perry from Journey was a prick and he hoped he aged badly (he just had a 58th birthday!). Anyway, they ended up cutting that out soon because it was radio, of course. He told everyone to check out the video, though. I had too go on Youtube as they were talking and boy...what a joke!

uPtoWnNY said:

I never saw the "Sex Shooter" video until I bought the special editon of "Purple Rain". I assumed it was similar to the simple "Nasty Girl" video or an extentsion of their live performance from the movie (which were very similar). It ended up being dull as all fuck for such a funky and sexy song! All those videos are pretty bad although I liked the MJ ones you listed and I'm not an MJ nut. "Leave Me Alone" for years was a favorite MJ song.

JesseDezz said:

To Billy Squier,........damn THAT video was freaking WACK!!!

If any artist is going to make a gay-looking video, he/she needs to do it like they have some class and with a good budget. Billy did THIS bullshyt like he wasn't making money from touring!
[Edited 1/26/07 20:15pm]

thekidsgirl said:

I'm surprise Prince never sue both of them for making the MPLS sound look bad!

thekidsgirl said:

I still like the song, Wannabe. It's only the video that sucks.

BTW, The Spice Girls redeem themselves with Say You'll Be There.

JesseDezz said:

LOL! Thank you! That's exactly what I thought when I saw the title of the thread...

Krytonite said:

sometimes its funny most of the time jus pathetic

VinnyM27 said:

How about these classics? -

Vanity - Pretty Mess
Pat Benatar - Love is a Battlefield
Kiss - Lick it Up
any Creed video(is there anyone more annoying & pretentious than Scott Staph?)
Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight
Prince - Batdance

dammme said:

How about the Thriller video when he asks Ola Ray to be his girlfriend? Please...who's buying that mess?

uPtoWnNY said:

But at least in the dancing part he is not pretending to be a gang man... but a dead body... It seems that long time ago he had good sense of humor..

minneapolisgenius said:

How could we forget? The Borat-like outfit and bizarre scenes at the pool (with Tony M as the pool boy) definitely makes this cringe -worthy.

Also, Eddie Money's "Shakin"...really bad

JesseDezz said:

...the fuck did I just watch?!

JesseDezz said:

ahahaHA! WHAAAAAT?! that was GLORIOUS.

Mazerati said:

co-sign

dammme said:

Which one you think is more pathetic;

Michael pretending to be a tough guy or Latoya pretending to be a tough girl in the "You're gonna get rocked" video?

Latoya Jackson: You're gonna get rocked. http://www.youtube.com/wa...g7ATxVX9hs

This is Latoya's worst video. More than the "Hearts don't lie" video. Yes the video was corny but at least Latoya was being herself.

In "You're gonna get rocked" 32 year old Latoya is pretending to be a tough girl from the streets, similar to her little brother Michael in the "Bad" video. Also her voice was to thin to make the song believable.

Since I don't watch music videos anymore and most of the ones i've seen in the past are pretty forgettable, I went around the internet and found a few others thought were pretty awful...

I Wanna Love You Tender - Armi ja Danny
http://www.youtube.com/wa...IV6rQxfk48

Electronik Supersonik - ZLAD!
http://www.youtube.com/wa...p_PIjc2ga4

Losing You - Jan Terry
http://www.youtube.com/wa...3nVHkxDA1M

Dog Police - Dog Police
http://www.youtube.com/wa...359hSerDeE

Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy
http://www.youtube.com/wa...C73PHdQX04

Out of Sight - (Does it really matter?)
http://www.youtube.com/wa...rMJew6ncMM

...No big name music artists, just bad music videos.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

theAudience said:

At least it had a cute dance to go along with it.

RipHer2Shreds said:

GUESS WHAT?: All music videos by Leonard Nimoy are freaking WACK!!!!

uPtoWnNY said:

theAudience said:

What the hell WAS that?!

Even though this used to be the jam back in the day.....




Rebbie Jackson - "Centipede"

dammit, I can't stop singing "Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins!"

sosgemini said:

Actually I kind of agree with those. Don't stand for the fishslap Uptown! Great songs, but not the best videos.

Love is a Battlefield has that hilarious angry shoulder shake dance.

From what I remember In the Air Tonight is just a close up on Phil's face, never a good concept. Sinead O Connor did it, but at least she's very pretty.

And Batdance looks like an high school production featuring one genius. I always wondered why his video budgets were so small.