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Printablevanity69 said: PurpleCharm said: Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills? Can you pay my automo-bills? Then may we can chill.  actually, we could probably have a separate thread on this topic featuring beyonce lyrics exclusively. for instance, i think the lyrics from "bugaboo" are definitely worse. by the way, i can't believe no one has contributed any r. kelly lyrics yet.  And what about...? I don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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"Girl iam gonna miss you"- Milli vanilli.
Listen to the chorus, the words at the beginning have too many syllables. | |
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thesexofit said: "Girl iam gonna miss you"- Milli vanilli.
Listen to the chorus, the words at the beginning have too many syllables. "It's... a... tragedy for me to see the dream is over"? "Whitney was purely and simply one of a kind." ~ Clive Davis | |
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AlexdeParis said: thesexofit said: "Girl iam gonna miss you"- Milli vanilli.
Listen to the chorus, the words at the beginning have too many syllables. "It's... a... tragedy for me to see the dream is over"? "tragedy" is said waaaay too quickly for my liking. It doesn't fit the arrangment. | |
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anything by ludacris  | |
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vanity69 said: http://www.cracked.com/in...s&sid=1506
The lyrics to "My Humps" and "Fergalicious" certainly qualify.Cracked lists its 20 worst rhymes in pop music history. Thoughts? Omissions? What about something like "Ha" by Juvenile? Just because you add "ha" after every verse doesn't make the song rhyme... And I'm surprised Missy doesn't appear at all on the list... she's certainly had her share of jibberish rhymes. | |
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Replys only with typed examples, please.  | |
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"I’m drinkin’ a soy latte, I get a double shoté
It goes right through my body and you know I’m satisfied I drive my mini Cooper and I’m feeling super-duper Yo’, they tell I’m a trooper and you know I’m satisfied I do yoga and Pilates and the room is full of hotties So I’m checkin’ out the bodies and you know I’m satisfied I’m diggin’ on the isotopes, this metaphysics shit is dope And if all this can give me hope you know I’m satisfied I got a lawyer and a manager, an agent and a chef Three nannies, an assistant and a driver and a jet A trainer and a butler and a bodyguard or five A gardener and a stylist, do you think I’m satisfied I’d like to express my extreme point of view I’m not a Christian and I’m not a Jew I’m just livin’ out the American dream And I just realized that nothin’ is what it seems" easily. easily. the worst rhyme ever. | |
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German popsong:
Ich bin so toll, ich bin so geil ich bin der Anton aus tirol by Anton from Tirol If u don't get the text it's perhaps better that way. | |
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yes Madonna's bars
from "American Life" were the pits "and you KNOW I'm satisfied!"  because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." | |
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thedribbler said: German popsong:
Ich bin so toll, ich bin so geil ich bin der Anton aus tirol by Anton from Tirol If u don't get the text it's perhaps better that way. I know this song. 
la la la LAAAAA....la la la LAAAAA....la la la la la LA LA LA! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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i wish robert smith would stop rhyming "old" with "cold" and calling it songwriting.
new order has some of THEE WORST lyrics ever. ever ever ever. but i let them slide? why? | |
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ThePunisher said: vanity69 said: http://www.cracked.com/in...s&sid=1506
The lyrics to "My Humps" and "Fergalicious" certainly qualify.Cracked lists its 20 worst rhymes in pop music history. Thoughts? Omissions? What about something like "Ha" by Juvenile? Just because you add "ha" after every verse doesn't make the song rhyme... And I'm surprised Missy doesn't appear at all on the list... she's certainly had her share of jibberish rhymes.Thank you!!  I was sitting here in utter amazement that I made it all the way to page 2 of this thread without seeing the 2 biggest crap piles ever set to music mentioned! | |
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GET JIGGY WITH IT! 
Now honey honey come ride Dkny all up in my eye You gotta prada bag with alotta stuff in it Give it to your friend lets spin Everybody lookin at me Glancin the kid Wishin they was dancin a jig Here with this handsome kid Ciga-cigar right from cuba-cuba I just bite it Its for the look I dont light it Ciga Cigar from Cuba Cuba  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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lowkey said: anything by ludacris
I wanna get you in the back seat windows up That's the way you like to fuck, clogged up fog alert Rip the pants and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt In the garden all in the dirt Roll around Georgia Brown that's the way I like it twerk Legs jerk, overworked, underpaid but don't be afraid In the sun or up in the shade On the top of my escalade Maybe your girl and my friend can trade; tag team, off the ropes! On the ocean or in the boat! Factories or on hundred spokes! What about up in the candy sto' that chocolate chocolate make it melt Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt Scream help play my game; dracula man I'll get my fangs Horseback and I'll get my reigns, school teacher let me get my grades  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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thesexofit said: "Girl iam gonna miss you"- Milli vanilli.
Listen to the chorus I! Don't! Think! So! 
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one of the worst has to be
I'll treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you by lil flip-"sunshine" | |
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We're headin' for Venus... venus
and still we stand tall But maybe they've seen us And welcome us all... yeah The Final Countdown is in a class of its own [Edited 1/22/07 8:52am] | |
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Shapeshifter said: "Can't complain mustn't grumble
Help yourself to another piece of apple. Crumble". ABC - That Was Then This Is Now Hey, you leave Beauty Stab out of this 
A happy face, A Thumpin Bass, For A Lovin' Race. PEACE. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: GET JIGGY WITH IT!
Now honey honey come ride Dkny all up in my eye You gotta prada bag with alotta stuff in it Give it to your friend lets spin Everybody lookin at me Glancin the kid Wishin they was dancin a jig Here with this handsome kid Ciga-cigar right from cuba-cuba I just bite it Its for the look I dont light it Ciga Cigar from Cuba Cuba If English is not your native language,sometimes things just sound better than they are.From the albums I buy I will listen 2 the lyrics. But hits I hear on the radio just pass by and sound good. And really,some rhymes or rap songs are 2 fast 2 understand after one listen. I do think American Dream is a bad rhyme. Love4oneanother | |
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"My Milkshake is Better Then Yours, Damn Right, Better Then Yours, I'd Critique You, But I'd Have To Charge". No Kelis. | |
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