Unfortunately, my screename won't allow me to partake..
Whatch'all Got on it ?




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Gwen Stefani (solo): Gwen your music with No Doubt was good for what it was. Whatever the fuck ska is you did it well. But then you went solo. You became Alice from Wonderland. It was lame but you managed to sell yourself. BUT NOW people aren't fooled by your Harajuku accessorizing lame ASS. You aren't motherfucking Julie Andrews, and people aren't buying your schlick anymore. Your album is FLOPPING as is your "career." Goodbye bitch.
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JLo: Now people call you JHo. I guess your awfully proud of yourself. You moved your way from being a Janet Jackson dancer to a huge star. But no one talks about you anymore. And your last album tanked. And it's no secret that you had other people sing on your albums while putting your name to it.

Paula Abdul: Let this link do the talking http://www.liveleak.com:8...e689f5&c=1

Well since most of the industry is based on having 15 minutes of quick fame so the Labels can make $$, you can pretty much list 90% of artists. I think the day is over for alot of artists from Cassie to Danity Kane to Ne-yo to Omarion to Keyshia Cole to rappers like Jim Jones etc etc etc....theres just too many to name at this point, but basically i dont really see anyone at this point that could possibly get to a point where they have 5 cds out.

Madonna: You are an old HAG. You now promote children's books and movies and practice Kablahblah. You just wish you were as cool as a REAL Brit. To hell with you.

As a genre: Reggaeton & most contemporary hip-hop
As an individual: The Simpson Sisters (Ashlee/JEssica) and Britney Spears
As a group: Danity Kane

More to come

ABBA: You are dead. And even though it was in your own hands how does it feel to know you lost ONE BILLION dollars because you COULDN'T tour. Contrary to popular belief it wasn't that you turned down the money. Actually HAGNETHA rejected it because she's FRIGHTENED of AIRPLANES. And not to mention she's SHACKING UP with her STOCKER. So now Benny and Bjorn are forced to PIMP off their OLD songs to other HAGS like HAGDONNA to make their money. And also make SHITTY musicals like Mamma Mia.

jayaredee said:

Wow, has it only been 15 minutes?

Cuntina Haguilera: Just who does she think she is releasing a DOUBLE LP set. Just because you're a good singer, or people are forced to believe you are doesn't mean you can SELL those albums. And you DIDN'T. You TANKED. You thought rolling around the mud and riding some rusty ass rapper in your video would give you CREDIBILITY? And you thought it was LIBERATING for women. How pathetic.

Clitney Spears: Well this is just too easy. You know she was all about her image when her albums sold less and less the UGLIER she got. I can't wait to see her new "comeback" FLOP. She's a trainwreck now, doesn't have her shit together and her mother is forced to raise the 2 kids she had with that other piece of trailer trash.

Oh yeah, remember when she hurt her knee on the video shoot for OUTRAGEOUS? Could that have had any relation to her outrageously shitty ticket sales Not to mention she basically stole a Cathy Denis demo and put her name on it and got a hit.

Clitney Spears !!!!

heartbeatocean said:

This could EASILY be a "spinoff" post
15yrs. ( or More ) are UP !!

lastdecember said:

Make that 99.99 1/2 %
and, you've got a Deal my friend !

Fall Out Boy

stopHATING said:

But you started this mess

Harlepolis said:

Hey, Harle !
What CHU got on it...btw ?

man, this is quite a hateful thread. like who you like and keep it movin. geesh!

datdude said:

It's just for Jokes..it ain't THAT serious.
stopHATING on fun, homie

stopHATING said:

VoicesCarry said:

I'm sayin ?!?!
Whas Up, VC !!
I KNOW YOU GOT JOKES..

Janet Jackson

I put all the effort in this thread. No one else aside from lastdecember's usual analysis of small things, has contributed to this thread.

ehuffnsd said:

Oh you're dead, wait till VC tears you a new ASSHOLE

jayaredee said:

baby doll... i am a Leatherboy and do drag VC don't scare me

ehuffnsd said:

I'm not much into leather but I'd do you for a night. But only one night. I have work on Monday.

jayaredee said:

it'll be the night of your life... though i hear you last 15mins

jayaredee said:

Yep, and I appreciate ya, homie !
*Clitney Spears was classic shit*

ehuffnsd said:

re: Icons
Seriously, I'm about to make that "YOUR 15yrs are UP" post..
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ehuffnsd said:

Okay I may be late on this but are you a top or a bottom? Is this the wrong place to discuss this?

OMG THIS JUST IN::::

VoicesCarrysSecretary

This is some scary shit.