If you could be any recording artist for 24 hours what would you do?

If I was willie nelson for a day, what would I do???



well I'd walk up to the white house, break in, get on the roof and:

I'll pick one fave

Dolly Parton
I'd stare at my boobs for a good long while and wonder how I ever learned to tie my shoes with them in the way
I'd tell myself I didn't need all the plastic surgery I had
I'd learn how to play guitar with those gigantosaur Lee Press Ons
I'd sue Jim Henson for letting Miss Piggy steal my look
I'd burn all copies of Rhinestone
I'd beat the shit out of Whitney for making sure that nobody wanted to hear that song again, then thank her kindly for the money

Bang as many hot chix as I could find.

No seriously, if I were my favorite artist for a day and had his talent then I'd go record some music. Or better yet put on an impromptu performance somewhere--just so I'd know what it would feel like to be on the giving end of the recording/performing experience.

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[b]Madonna

I'd burn the masters of the Like A Virgin Album
Finally release the cover of Ziggy Stardust
Get Tony Ward and Guy in the same bed with me in the middle
Meet Angelina Jolie, leave Guy and adopt some more babies

I would have liked to be Prince for a day, then i`d transfer all his money to my own bank account...

If I were Prince Rogers Nelson for a day . . .

- Ship my baby grand to Jessica Alba's front lawn and do a piano medley, featuring "Adore," "How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore?" and "One Nite Alone," among others. Then take her for a ride in my '67 T-Bird.

- Enter into a joint venture with Warners to remaster and release all albums from 1979-1990, and dozens of outtakes from 1980-1990.

- Agree to remaster all concert footage and videos for a comprehensive DVD treatment.

- Fly to NYC and play a set at the Blue Note.

I'd be Lil' Jon and get some shit all crunked up and shit, yeah!

[http://mud.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2628939337] If I were king of the forest!!!.....

i'd be Michael Jackson and have a press conference (holding up the adorable pic from when I was a little boy with big fro) to announce the re-pigmentation of my skin. i'd acknowledge the vitiligo was a lie and that i really have low self esteem. i'd announce that i was also going to get intensive psychological counseling to help me "grow up"/ "man up" and that i could no longer binge in my spending until my finances were in order per the advice of my atty Londell McMillan (the brother who "emancipated" Prince from WB). i'd also admit that i've tried too hard to re-create Thriller and that i'm looking forward to really challenging myself artistically. then i'd release the slammingnest single of my career since Billie Jean and stroll thru several hoods to begin reconnecting with my fans and "normalizing" myself

Uh, nothing. I can't even really get with the idea of it. I guess I'd do what everyone else on earth does: wake up, eat breakfast, go to the grocery store, take a shit, post on the org, make a phone call, etc.

minneapolisgenius said:

You think everyone posts at prince.org?

And I think if you were Jimmy Page, you'd gather all the groupies you could and make them tell you all their sordid stories.

TommyRoss said:

They don't?


And yes, I probably would.