http://www.youtube.com/wa...0WBHI-Wl94

LIAR!

She had the bubble guts.
She had to shit real bad

Mazerati said:

awww i feel bad for her.
























"There all gonna laugh at you!"

DanceWme said:

wow people figured out she has no talent as well?

EverSoulicious said:

" Ever get the feeling you've been cheated ? "




The walls are tumbling down, the walls are tumbling down, ....

These stupid news shows will make a big thing out of anything, what a bunch of drama queens. The girl had an anxiety attack, big woo. NEXT!!!!

LQ

I'm almost disappointed. I was expecting her to make a bigger fool of herself than Ashlee on SNL.

It's okay. Papa Joe will release a statement reminding us Jessica still has awesome boobs.

Its a wonder other countries dont take us seriously, we actually give subjects like Jessica Simpson running of stage or Britney getting out of a car with Paris Hilton so much time. And there reason is, its so simple for us to understand, we love to build a star and then beat them down, its a sick fascination that we have in this generation. The thing is that now we are going to hear every comedian, late night host, and dumb ass will have a Jessica Simpson joke, just like last week they had a KFed joke and the week before a Paris joke.....I actually was just watching CNN which is supposed to be a NEWS leader and they were talking about 50 cent and Oprah, and actually debating the issue like it mattered. WTF? Do we look at ourselves, heres this Thug ass who degrades women and use to deal drugs, talking about how hes a "real Black person" and Oprah isnt, this coming from a guy who has an endorsement deal for Vitamin water, its funny how no one has called out 50 on his "racist" remark towards Oprahs white audience and Latins who he claims are the only rappers she has had on. And last but not least on the OPRAH thing, whatever you think on the subject, WHY does she have to have "rappers" on it?, its not 106th and park, Oprahs audience is not 15 years old, so is 50 saying that Jamie Foxx and Kanye arent black? Im glad NAS called his statements ignorant at the Bilboard awards.

lastdecember said:

the only thing i enjoy is seeing people like the Simpsons go down in flames cuz they have absolutly no talent and dont deserve to be where they are when there are so many talented people who never get a break...

Mazerati said:

Amen. You tell 'em Mazerati!
Not only that it's called "entertainment" and once you put yourself in the public eye you gotta take all that the crap that comes with it. Simple as that.

Acid reflux must run in the family, huh?

I know she always makes me throw up a li'l bit...

EmeraldCity said:

Yeah but do you realize that keeps them in the eye more. Big deal she screwed up a song, but now shes getting the most attention shes gotten since her reality show and divorce. Look at Britney Spears, though she hasnt released music or done anything since mid 2004 her name hasnt gone away, in fact she is bigger now than ever, for different reasons, so whos really being fooled here? We can all bitch and moan about lack of talent that is out there, and theres a tons of it that are worse ( basically everyone at the bilboard show), but if all we are going to do is keep the name and the attention on them, then we are the ones being fooled.
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lastdecember said:

Good post December. Regarding the Oprah and 50 mess. This is exactly what 50 wanted when he made those comments. He knows that saying some dumb crap like that, Isn't going to force Oprah to put him or others like him on the show. He should go back to bringing half-naked actresses to award shows for publicity, like he did with Vivica Fox.

LadyQ said:

I kinda feel the same way. I'd heard about it before seeing it and expected it to be some big to-do. It wasn't. "She ended her performance early." WTF? The music stopped and she went all dumb(er), "Dolly that made me so nervous" and skittered off. Dumb? Sure. Dramatic? Not really. If she projectile vomited, different story.

Would have been far more interesting had she been chased off stage

TommyRoss said:

i gotta agree...they also reported that nobody clapped for yet from the looks of the video there were polite claps and dolly looked touched...

i liked it better when ET was the only show covering this crap.

Never saw what's so great about the Simpson sisters.

This isn't even news. Sure, she scooted off the stage, but whatever, she got through the whole song, and it's not like she wet her Fergies.

Aw, I actually feel really bad for her. I was cringing watching that.

TommyRoss said:

It was actually the way she ran off that really made it look bad. More so than anything before that. I'll bet she really WAS....

...slidin' into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into first
and you feel somethin' burst
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into third
And you feel a juicy turd
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

minneapolisgenius said:

You forgot...

When you're climbing up a ladder
And you feel something splatter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

TommyRoss said:

You can take credit for that gem of a verse, because I've never heard it before.

minneapolisgenius said:

zomg you guys /

...I don't get it! One of the biggest names in country music is being honored and you have a unripe pop singer do a song that she doesn't even know the words to?

Shania and Ms.Underwood were in the audience, they must have been like...

Jessica Simpson

EmeraldCity said:

"Unlike Dolly, they're real"

bigwillpreacher said:

Did Shania perform? The one time I really liked her was when they had a group of women from the Dolly tribute album on Oprah. She did a knockout performance of Coat of Many Colors. She'd said it was a dream of hers to perform with Dolly and cried during the song.

Adisa said:

nothing really

What was she doing with her time to where she couldn't just memorize the lyrics to the song? Is shopping and getting paid for advertising Pro-Active taking up too much of the precious and small amount of brain space that she has? They had to hold up cue cards with the lyrics of the song written on them and she still screwed it up. Man, either she really is a space cadet or she just isn't doing her job. Her and Britney should be bending over backwards to sign autographs and take pictures with their fans, because these people are the only ones who still think these two are even remotely talented. Who else, but their fans, are going to waste their money on these two special cases anyway? Even though they are always in the media spotlight, they don't get paid for the tabloid stories. Those stories are just something that allow everyone to see just how dumb and untalented they both are. The more they are in tabloids, the more paparazzi follow them around, and the better chance that they will get tired of being followed and maybe they will actually disappear for a while. Stop buying their merchandise and hopefully, the lack of funding will make them go away.