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Because it MUST be said...What is WRONG with this picture? Discuss. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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She looks like a horse...
The colours have been tampered on photoshop. That's a wig! | |
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She looks like Playdough. | |
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Someone his performing oral on her... | |
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MikeMatronik said: Someone his performing oral on her...
She's performing oral on a phantom. | |
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Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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She laughing at 20 YO's journey through the billboard chart! | |
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MikeMatronik said: She laughing at 20 YO's journey through the billboard chart!
That's a good one. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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looks like a shot from "America's Next Top Model" I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Oh no!
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What's wrong with it is that it's not a picture - it's a photoshop painting or something. | |
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I'm waiting for someone to post that Madonna Pic where she looks like a horse. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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I also realize I should have done the same poses as hers for my Xmas Cards... Oh Well. No one would have got it anyway. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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VoicesCarry said: What's wrong with it is that it's not a picture - it's a photoshop painting or something.
yep, it's Jill Greenberg's method. Here's an example: [Edited 12/15/06 13:52pm] | |
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MikeMatronik said: VoicesCarry said: What's wrong with it is that it's not a picture - it's a photoshop painting or something.
yep, it's Jill Greenberg's method. Here's an example: [Edited 12/15/06 13:52pm] Dude, you posted that one baby pic montage that was hilarious! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: MikeMatronik said: yep, it's Jill Greenberg's method. Here's an example: [Edited 12/15/06 13:52pm] Dude, you posted that one baby pic montage that was hilarious! It's from Jill Greenberg. She's the one that made the photos of the album. Impressive work. In the Gwen's website we can see a video of the photoshoot! | |
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MikeMatronik said: VoicesCarry said: What's wrong with it is that it's not a picture - it's a photoshop painting or something.
yep, it's Jill Greenberg's method. Here's an example: [Edited 12/15/06 13:52pm] And what is up with her and all those crying babies. And why would Gwen go for the same look? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: MikeMatronik said: yep, it's Jill Greenberg's method. Here's an example: [Edited 12/15/06 13:52pm] And what is up with her and all those crying babies. And why would Gwen go for the same look? Because it took about 2 seconds to do the shoot and Gwen doesn't give a shit about art anymore. | |
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Apparently Crying Kids and Monkeys are her thing. What does that say for Gwen? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Photography is straight dead. No one knows how to do lighting worth a damn anymore. The models are complete shit. And then they take the photos and 'shop them till they look like an impressionist landscape. WTF.
The reason people remember the stars of yesteryear so fondly is because they didn't fuck with their pictures as much. They would leave some imperfections in so they'd still look like human beings. Gwen looks like a Real Doll getting tongued by some dude. [Edited 12/15/06 14:03pm] | |
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Fergie should do some photos with jill...especially when she's sweety downstairs!
*waits for that infamous Fergie pic to appear* | |
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VoicesCarry said: Photography is straight dead. No one knows how to do lighting worth a damn anymore. The models are complete shit. And then they take the photos and 'shop them till they look like an impressionist landscape. WTF.
The reason people remember the stars of yesteryear so fondly is because they didn't fuck with their pictures as much. They would leave some imperfect in so they'd still look like human beings. Gwen looks like a Real Doll getting tongued by some dude. [Edited 12/15/06 14:03pm] Oh there is this one guy...his name escapes me. He's gay and has changed the way people do photography. Grrr I can't think of his name right now, but he is super famous. But for the most part you're right. Everything is perfected now. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: VoicesCarry said: Photography is straight dead. No one knows how to do lighting worth a damn anymore. The models are complete shit. And then they take the photos and 'shop them till they look like an impressionist landscape. WTF.
The reason people remember the stars of yesteryear so fondly is because they didn't fuck with their pictures as much. They would leave some imperfect in so they'd still look like human beings. Gwen looks like a Real Doll getting tongued by some dude. [Edited 12/15/06 14:03pm] Oh there is this one guy...his name escapes me. He's gay and has changed the way people do photography. Grrr I can't think of his name right now, but he is super famous. But for the most part you're right. Everything is perfected now. David LaChapelle? | |
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superspaceboy said: VoicesCarry said: Photography is straight dead. No one knows how to do lighting worth a damn anymore. The models are complete shit. And then they take the photos and 'shop them till they look like an impressionist landscape. WTF.
The reason people remember the stars of yesteryear so fondly is because they didn't fuck with their pictures as much. They would leave some imperfect in so they'd still look like human beings. Gwen looks like a Real Doll getting tongued by some dude. [Edited 12/15/06 14:03pm] Oh there is this one guy...his name escapes me. He's gay and has changed the way people do photography. Grrr I can't think of his name right now, but he is super famous. But for the most part you're right. Everything is perfected now. I hope it's not LaChappelle you're thinking of. | |
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Anton Corbjin? | |
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I really hate LaChappelle All he did is take Richard Avedon's work and make it slutty. And then he decided color substituted for proper lighting He makes everyone he photographs look like a nasty whore. And they STILL don't know how to pose.
I just realized I am the vainandy of photography [Edited 12/15/06 14:10pm] | |
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I hate this look for her! she looks so painted and air-brushed
My Gwen protest shall continue untill she gets it together If you will, so will I | |
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VoicesCarry said: I really hate LaChappelle All he did is take Richard Avedon's work and make it slutty. And then he decided color substituted for proper lighting He makes everyone he photographs look like a nasty whore. And they STILL don't know how to pose.
I just realized I am the vainandy of photography [Edited 12/15/06 14:10pm] *remembers Amanda Leeoprerefdf whatever his name is* | |
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superspaceboy said: Discuss. | |
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