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Printabledirtyman2005 said: minneapolisgenius said: I don't even know who that is.  Exactly! Dont worry he "gonna Get Thru This" Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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meow85 said: Anx said: Paul McCartney - Just because he was in some disco band back in the 60s, he thinks he's something special. TELL IT TO YOUR WIFE, PAUL! oh, oops - EX wife!
Aretha Franklin - She's hefty and she's old. I'm sorry, but in a world of Beyonce and Christina Aguilera, that just doesn't cut it. Maybe if she learned to sing like Martha Wash, the gays will embrace her. It's too bad because she did a couple of good songs, like that cadillac one. David Bowie - We don't really go for dudes who dress like chicks in this day and age, sorry. He tried to butch it up with that "Let's Dance" song he did when ravers were popular, but we could see right through it. He wasn't any good in Depeche Mode, either - it's probably why they canned his ass!
U2 - Can't they ever do anything different? It's always the same four guys doing the same four things. Like that's going to last. Mark my words, they'll be the opening act for Nickelback by the end of this decade (the meter's running Bono!). Bob Dylan - People might have liked singers who used a lot of words back when everyone was on drugs, but someone should tell Bob's old ass that it's the 21st century and we like PHAT BEETZ. There are no words in the rhythm, Bob. Duh. He needs to go write a book or something, because it's obvious his musical career is OVAH!!!! 
Diana Ross - She thinks she can just do a sequel to 'Mahogany' and she can pick up right where she left off. Oh, wow. How dumb can you be? I'm waiting to see this one-hit wonder on Celebrity Fit Club any day now! 
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yeah keep em coming
heres some more Rascal Flatts - One of the shittest bands ive ever had the misfortune to hear. Not to mention, the lead singer is a Fat Git and and an ugly one too. How the hell people can like this middle of the road crap is mind boggling! ive heard more talent in a fart. Comon please, if this is what music is stooping too, goddam help us all! David Gray - Irritating ego driven wanker. Had the never to diss Bob Geldof for doing Live 8! What a bastard! how dare he diss Sir Bob, at least Sir Bob does something for the non rich, unlike sassy old fart David Gray who cant sing to save his life,and looks like a Schizophrenic in most of his videos shaking his head about. What a moron. Fergie - Ok, now comon, we can tolerate her with those other idiots in Black eyed peas, but as a solo artist, my word, how to kill a career in your first song!! amazing!, great body, shame about the face, too much botox, collagen and has a Joker Smile like Jack Nicholson. Everytime you see her face, it reminds of you "Party man, Party man, can rock a party like nobody can". Yeah, somebody pop out the 89 batman soundtrack. Seriously, this bitch is talentless, and is now trying to rap and be black. Leave the rapping to Wyclefs twin you idiot and that horse toothed red indian in the black eyed peas. Career over before its even started, shamefull! kanye West - his sole talent consists of speeding up old records and then adding a rubbish beat to each song. His attempt at "protesting" was laughable, standing like a gormless twat saying "george bush hates black people". No man, George Bush loves Black People, thats why he's banging Condoleeza after hours in the white house. What a moron this kanye west is!! Also raps in the same monotonous tone without any emotion. Has an ego bigger than Aretha Franklin's Current Arse. now thats heavy. Give it up Kanye. The last collaboration with Pharrel was pathetic, Number 1? more like, your numbers up dude! Time to quite Kanye. Clay Aiken - The guy who looks like a woman. Seriously man, come out of the closet now and save your fans the hassle. One seriously lame singer or so he calls himself. Middle of the road teen / aor crap. His last appearance on American Idol finale was like watching a woman dressed up as a man. It was simply disgraceful. Comon Aiken, show the fans who you truly are. dont be shy. Lance Bass came out, its your turn! Career is surely over now, the days are ticking! Ciara - The infamous Chick with a Dick. Seriously, i can see why so many people think she is a dude. First of all, she cant sing, has overgrown shoulders like a giant, and is a flat chested, big thighs. now trying to Copy Aaliyah in her videos, she has no shame. And then was apparently shagging Little Bow Wow, who looks old enough to be her little brother. Maybe she was finding out who had the bigger dick! Seriously though, she sucks, and literally. Some of the worse music ive ever heard. She needs to go and quit now. One hell of a shit from the current shitty stable of so called R&B. From what i recall, R&B is rhythm and blues, i dont hear no blues in Ciara music, all i hear is shitty 808 claps and whiny tunes. Absolutely Pathetic. J Lo - Career looks over. Already killed Ben Afflecks career, she is some woman! Big Arse, small titties, and cant sing to save her life. Her last album was a disgrace and rightfully failed and flopped worldwide. Managed to steal a beat off an Usher song and still Failed!! Now busy shagging Skeletor Marc Anthony who is also a shit singer. Seriously J Lo, you already got enough money, quit the singing cos noone gives a shit anymore. Its strange in it, whoever J Lo works with, their career finishes! First Ben Affleck, then Ja Rule, and now her own! Great work J Lo, sure knows how to kill careers! Guns & Roses - Oh my, where to start! A complete shambles and disgrace to society. Only member left is Axl Rose. Can't even release an album, probably because he knows it is going to be shit. Whats the point anyway, his career is over anyway, 10 years and still no album, and then Axl reappears with braids and trys to be black and has a chemical peel and shaves his face for the first time in history. Quit now Axl, no one cares anymore!! At least Slash knows how to continue making music. Its called getting off your arse and playing music! Not sitting around, jerking off and thinking your band is still great. Face it Axl rose killed his own career and even killed his own comeback more than 10 times!! What a true disgrace! Whats even funny, even Jacko managed to release an album before him, the serial slow album maker, now that takes the piss!! | |
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Just wanted to post BEFORE I read this that I'm giggling now at the mere thought of the insults you came up with again! | |
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dirtyman2005 said: Fergie - Ok, now comon, we can tolerate her with those other idiots in Black eyed peas, but as a solo artist, my word, how to kill a career in your first song!! amazing!, great body, shame about the face, too much botox, collagen and has a Joker Smile like Jack Nicholson. Everytime you see her face, it reminds of you "Party man, Party man, can rock a party like nobody can". Yeah, somebody pop out the 89 batman soundtrack. Seriously, this bitch is talentless, and is now trying to rap and be black. Leave the rapping to Wyclefs twin you idiot and that horse toothed red indian in the black eyed peas. Career over before its even started, shamefull! Shit.
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menace said: dancerella said: Ok fine... Pink-Still has a great voice but damn does she need some new writers Britney- Where do I begin?? Kelly Rowland-Oh dear! (beyonce lite) Blu Cantrell-Needs to just seriously call it a nioght. Her shit is tired. Christina Millian-another beyonce wanna be. i'm happy she got dropped! Cassie- non singing arse Nina Sky- 1 hit wonder power twins activate! [Edited 8/28/06 14:52pm] Nina Sky- 1 hit wonder power twins activate! OMG...no he didn't. LOL. THis is some funny stuff. Oh yes, I did and i'm a she by the way! | |
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miguelbulcao said: Madonna - Old Bitch, older than the ancient egyptians...prone to horrid publicity stunts and leader of a non-reproducing human tribe that floorish in the urbs and brokeback mountain...the most loved artist of prince.org! Need to stop vampire behaviour towards young talents like nerd Stuart Prince...Licked Tony Wards ass on a famous picture!
[Edited 8/28/06 13:43pm] damn, that is the funniest shit i think i've ever read. why don't you really tell us how you feel about Madge? | |
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dirtyman2005 said: yeah keep em coming
heres some more Rascal Flatts - One of the shittest bands ive ever had the misfortune to hear. Not to mention, the lead singer is a Fat Git and and an ugly one too. How the hell people can like this middle of the road crap is mind boggling! ive heard more talent in a fart. Comon please, if this is what music is stooping too, goddam help us all! David Gray - Irritating ego driven wanker. Had the never to diss Bob Geldof for doing Live 8! What a bastard! how dare he diss Sir Bob, at least Sir Bob does something for the non rich, unlike sassy old fart David Gray who cant sing to save his life,and looks like a Schizophrenic in most of his videos shaking his head about. What a moron. Fergie - Ok, now comon, we can tolerate her with those other idiots in Black eyed peas, but as a solo artist, my word, how to kill a career in your first song!! amazing!, great body, shame about the face, too much botox, collagen and has a Joker Smile like Jack Nicholson. Everytime you see her face, it reminds of you "Party man, Party man, can rock a party like nobody can". Yeah, somebody pop out the 89 batman soundtrack. Seriously, this bitch is talentless, and is now trying to rap and be black. Leave the rapping to Wyclefs twin you idiot and that horse toothed red indian in the black eyed peas. Career over before its even started, shamefull! kanye West - his sole talent consists of speeding up old records and then adding a rubbish beat to each song. His attempt at "protesting" was laughable, standing like a gormless twat saying "george bush hates black people". No man, George Bush loves Black People, thats why he's banging Condoleeza after hours in the white house. What a moron this kanye west is!! Also raps in the same monotonous tone without any emotion. Has an ego bigger than Aretha Franklin's Current Arse. now thats heavy. Give it up Kanye. The last collaboration with Pharrel was pathetic, Number 1? more like, your numbers up dude! Time to quite Kanye. Clay Aiken - The guy who looks like a woman. Seriously man, come out of the closet now and save your fans the hassle. One seriously lame singer or so he calls himself. Middle of the road teen / aor crap. His last appearance on American Idol finale was like watching a woman dressed up as a man. It was simply disgraceful. Comon Aiken, show the fans who you truly are. dont be shy. Lance Bass came out, its your turn! Career is surely over now, the days are ticking! Ciara - The infamous Chick with a Dick. Seriously, i can see why so many people think she is a dude. First of all, she cant sing, has overgrown shoulders like a giant, and is a flat chested, big thighs. now trying to Copy Aaliyah in her videos, she has no shame. And then was apparently shagging Little Bow Wow, who looks old enough to be her little brother. Maybe she was finding out who had the bigger dick! Seriously though, she sucks, and literally. Some of the worse music ive ever heard. She needs to go and quit now. One hell of a shit from the current shitty stable of so called R&B. From what i recall, R&B is rhythm and blues, i dont hear no blues in Ciara music, all i hear is shitty 808 claps and whiny tunes. Absolutely Pathetic. J Lo - Career looks over. Already killed Ben Afflecks career, she is some woman! Big Arse, small titties, and cant sing to save her life. Her last album was a disgrace and rightfully failed and flopped worldwide. Managed to steal a beat off an Usher song and still Failed!! Now busy shagging Skeletor Marc Anthony who is also a shit singer. Seriously J Lo, you already got enough money, quit the singing cos noone gives a shit anymore. Its strange in it, whoever J Lo works with, their career finishes! First Ben Affleck, then Ja Rule, and now her own! Great work J Lo, sure knows how to kill careers! Guns & Roses - Oh my, where to start! A complete shambles and disgrace to society. Only member left is Axl Rose. Can't even release an album, probably because he knows it is going to be shit. Whats the point anyway, his career is over anyway, 10 years and still no album, and then Axl reappears with braids and trys to be black and has a chemical peel and shaves his face for the first time in history. Quit now Axl, no one cares anymore!! At least Slash knows how to continue making music. Its called getting off your arse and playing music! Not sitting around, jerking off and thinking your band is still great. Face it Axl rose killed his own career and even killed his own comeback more than 10 times!! What a true disgrace! Whats even funny, even Jacko managed to release an album before him, the serial slow album maker, now that takes the piss!! Damn, you are no joke!! That was very well written you should write an article for a magazine, like that. I could see this in Blender! | |
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calldapplwondery83 said: dirtyman2005 said: Fergie - Ok, now comon, we can tolerate her with those other idiots in Black eyed peas, but as a solo artist, my word, how to kill a career in your first song!! amazing!, great body, shame about the face, too much botox, collagen and has a Joker Smile like Jack Nicholson. Everytime you see her face, it reminds of you "Party man, Party man, can rock a party like nobody can". Yeah, somebody pop out the 89 batman soundtrack. Seriously, this bitch is talentless, and is now trying to rap and be black. Leave the rapping to Wyclefs twin you idiot and that horse toothed red indian in the black eyed peas. Career over before its even started, shamefull! Shit.
Why don't we have emoticons that explode because of excessive laughing? Copy/save! Red Indian? What year is this, 1955? Watch it. Not funny. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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I've laughed at some of the posts in this thread. But as I read them again I was lamenting the fact that popular music is really sad now and has been for several years. Let's look at the "biggest" names...
Singers: Ashanti Mya Amerie Cassie Ciara Christian Milian Kelly Rowland Beyonce These girls all look and sound alike to me. Beyonce is the best of the bunch, but she seems to be falling off with her latest efforts. The others are nothing but pretty faces and nice bodies. There is NOTHING particularly remarkable about any of them. Most of them can't even sing. I couldn't fully get into Be Cool because I was insulted that the filmmakers tried to make me believe that Christina Milian was a talented singer. She sounded HORRIBLE with Aerosmith. That was just awful. Britney Jessica Ashley Paris Christina Again, these girls all look alike. Christina is the only one who is a talented singer to me. However, most of her material is so mundane that it isn't memorable. Besides "Beautiful" I can't even think of any of her songs right now. Producers: Pharrel Kanye West Timbaland Jermaine Dupri It's one thing to have a signature sound. It's another thing when the vast majority of your songs sound alike. I'm sorry, but I just don't see what all the hype is about with any of these guys. Male singers: Justin Timberlake Usher Ne-Yo Chris Brown These guys are too busy trying to be MJ circa "Smooth Criminal" to try to create any compelling music. There is nothing original about any of them. Justin is the worse to me. He is such a phony! Rappers: Ja Rule DMX 50 Cent Nelly TI Lil' Jon Kanye West I see why I stopped listening to rap years ago. It blows my mind that we went from Rakim to this. What happened to flow? What happened to wit? While some of these "artists" are minimally talented sans a few who have nice voices, nothing about any of them is particularly awe-inspiring. I just can't see them standing the test of time. None of them are legend material. Their songs are largely forgettable. How many future classics do they have among them? Most of them have fallen off after two albums. They are simply nondescript performers who have flourished in a music industry/society where mediocrity has become the standard of excellence. As a true music lover it is all quite disheartening. [Edited 8/30/06 21:59pm] perfection is a fallacy of the imagination... | |
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TONY BENNET: That old ass cracker. Who the hell buys his albums anyway. You call that singing? Throw in the towel grandpa, youre career was over 40 years ago. JAMES BROWN: Yeah he was aight, in his time. But that time is lonnngg over. Man's voice sounds like a clogged sink pipe when he opens his mouth. Who wants to hear that? Not me. He should stay home and water the lawn. TIMBALAND: Whats the deal with this guy having to put his weird ass voice on everything. He reminds of that cuban guy from Cypress HIll..always reapeating some stupid phrase over and over again, like some sort of mental patient! Yo Timb,...wake up and smell the coffee ...you cant sing! And those tired ass beats of his, they put me to sleep. LIZA MINELLI: This crazy old lady needs to call it a day and realize nobody wants to hear that wacky ass voice of hers. The only artist out there that is keeping this industry alive is Kevin Federline. Homeboy has got SKILLZ! He humbled allthe critics when he dropped Popo Zao. They wasnt ready. Then he unleased Loose Control,...and now all yall know KFed aint nuthin to sleep on. Fo Real! Talent , style, deep ass rhymes,...he wipes the floor with all these phony ass so called artists out here. . | |
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meow85 said: calldapplwondery83 said: Shit.
Why don't we have emoticons that explode because of excessive laughing? Copy/save! Red Indian? What year is this, 1955? Watch it. Not funny. 
This is not meant to be serious in any way. The same kind humour and satire that Dave Chappelle uses, I guess. | |
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This thread. | |
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calldapplwondery83 said: meow85 said: Red Indian? What year is this, 1955? Watch it. Not funny.
This is not meant to be serious in any way. The same kind humour and satire that Dave Chappelle uses, I guess. Taking the piss is different than using a slur. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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dirtyman2005 said: yeah, keem em coming, i think the list could be extensive given the state of music today
heres some more Nelly Furtado - A crap singer, distinctive duck sound wailing and also looks like Courtney Cox's twin sister except with a slightly bigger arse. Unfortunately she succumbed to the record labels demands and went with the "timbaland" hot shot producing route. Definitely a shit singer. Jessica Simpson - One word, SLUT. Dumped by a Failed Boy Bander Nick Lachey, cant sing to save her life, wails like a barking dog and dresses like a Whore. A complete disgrace to music. Definitely likely to end up in Porn later in career. Nelly - One of the shittest excuses for a rapper.Has a girls name, wimpy raps, Even I can rap better. Thats how shit he is. Gormless twit. Crap songs and probably has the IQ of a Turd. Career likely to go down the Toilet shortly. Pharrell - Illegitimate Bastard child of a vietnamese prostitute, has ruined music with his generic sounds and lack of melodies, not to mention shitty lyrics. Thinks of himself as a genius, when in reality he is a disgrace. He got turned down by Michael Jackson whose own reject tracks were better than Pharrels best ever work. Now that takes the piss! Also needs to stop having snoop dogg on ever song. Its getting old now. P Diddy - one word, WANKER. this sad loser hasnt even had a career. a complete waste of space, its not even worth talking about this turd. Jay Z - Thinks he is a bigshot, but in reality, was defeated and destroyed by a dead rapper 2pac. if you cant beat a dead rapper, then whats the point in rapping? he sucks. And he looks like someones arse. One ugly mofo. ----- Damm Jay-Z comments are right on the money. | |
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Just paste the billboard top 100 here.....that should do it. | |
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dirtyman2005 said: Whitney - 1 Word, CRACKHEAD.
 What a shame and a big waste.
BTW, this thread is quite funny! | |
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I couldn't find a damn thing to disagree with any of you about... | |
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