SoulAlive said:

One-Hit Wonder then?

Janet Jackson - She just seems like she cannot make another decent album since Velvet Rope. Janet no longer has that control she once sang about.

Ashanti/JaRule - I never really thought they were talented in the first place. there mistake was not leaving the record company ( The Inc.) when they were being investigated on drug money laundering charges. Even though they both were over when this trouble began.

Buster Rymes - He just seems like he keeps getting into trouble with the law since not telling the police what he probably do know about the shooting incident during his video set. His recent cd has not even went gold from what i heard.

Whitney Houston - It's a shame about her. She once had one of the best voices. Her voice is lost now due to her heavy drug usage. She never will sing like she use to.

Pink - She lost that spark she had since dropping her biggest selling album. Her last cd sumed up what is left of the career she once had.

jayaredee said:[quote]Okay the next few i'm going to list do have talent but their careers are going bye bye.

George Michael: Instead of spending time in the studio, he's spending time in parks picking up dudes to screw.

Boy George: Just last week (or was it the week before) he was doing his community service for drug possession.

So you're saying both Georges' pick up the trash?

dirtyman2005 said:

What's wrong, Boo Boo? Were you not hugged enough as a child?

calldapplwondery83 said:

LOL, Ja Rule performed near us a few years ago. He kept yelling out "what up Cleveland!", problem was he wasn't in Cleveland.

Tom said:

where was he?

Nelly Furtado - A crap singer, distinctive duck sound wailing and also looks like Courtney Cox's twin sister except with a slightly bigger arse. Unfortunately she succumbed to the record labels demands and went with the "timbaland" hot shot producing route. Definitely a shit singer.

That's a bit harsh. I actually like 'Promiscuous', and though I havent bought her new album, I hear it's a good pop album. If she's giving in to record label demands, at least she's doing it right

Jessica Simpson - One word, SLUT. Dumped by a Failed Boy Bander Nick Lachey, cant sing to save her life, wails like a barking dog and dresses like a Whore. A complete disgrace to music. Definitely likely to end up in Porn later in career.

Dont like her very much either, but I wouldnt go as far as to say that she cant sing. Too bad 85% of her material is pure shit(I only really like 2 songs from her)

Nelly - One of the shittest excuses for a rapper.Has a girls name, wimpy raps, Even I can rap better. Thats how shit he is. Gormless twit. Crap songs and probably has the IQ of a Turd. Career likely to go down the Toilet shortly.

Agree here. I think Nelly is the one that's responsible for the over-commercialization of rap music, or he at least contributed to it.


Pharrell - Illegitimate Bastard child of a vietnamese prostitute, has ruined music with his generic sounds and lack of melodies, not to mention shitty lyrics. Thinks of himself as a genius, when in reality he is a disgrace. He got turned down by Michael Jackson whose own reject tracks were better than Pharrels best ever work. Now that takes the piss! Also needs to stop having snoop dogg on ever song. Its getting old now.

Pharrell's not a bad producer, but I agree that his sound is starting to wear thin. I think he needs to pull off a Timbaland and change up his sound a notch


P Diddy - one word, WANKER. this sad loser hasnt even had a career. a complete waste of space, its not even worth talking about this turd.

Yeah, he sucks as a rapper and he also contributed to pussifing hiphop. But he's still a great businessman and OK producer, not to mention that he lives a pretty fabulous life that most people would dream of


Jay Z - Thinks he is a bigshot, but in reality, was defeated and destroyed by a dead rapper 2pac. if you cant beat a dead rapper, then whats the point in rapping? he sucks. And he looks like someones arse. One ugly mofo.


[b]Jay Z is a pretty good rapper. I actually credit him with making good hiphop music without sounding watered down like Nelly and others
[Edited 8/28/06 9:51am]

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Niles, Ohio. It's about an hour south of Cleveland.

Tom said:

dang...i guess nobody had the heart to tell 'im just where he was.

Ashanti
Pink
Britney
Kelly Rowland
Blu Cantrell
Christina Millian
Cassie
Nina Sky

dancerella said:

Hey, you need to insult and humiliate them, not merely name them! Nothing to laugh about for me this way.

dancerella said:

I'll help


punk skank
po white trash skank
they made beyonce and forgot about me skank
just a regular ol skank
OMG, I can't believe I dated Nick Cannon as cute as I am..skank
no talent skank
Who? skank

and yes...skank is my word of the day.

Anx said:

This is all scarily close to what kids at the youth shelter I worked at might say.

Rhondab said:

Anx said:

Oh my god!!! This one was hilarious!!! Dude, if you had your tongue any further in your cheek...

calldapplwondery83 said:

Ok fine...

Pink-Still has a great voice but damn does she need some new writers
Britney- Where do I begin??
Kelly Rowland-Oh dear! (beyonce lite)
Blu Cantrell-Needs to just seriously call it a nioght. Her shit is tired.
Christina Millian-another beyonce wanna be. i'm happy she got dropped!
Cassie- non singing arse
Nina Sky- 1 hit wonder power twins activate!
[Edited 8/28/06 14:52pm]

Anx said:

Uhhh Anx? I think Aretha needs Celebrity Fit Club just a little bit more then Diana does, my man. It would take 6 Diana's to equal one half of Aretha. Diana also needs to go to her closet and throw out all but two of her 500 wigs. Because they're all the same. She's had that same style of wig for 30 years now. I heard a story about Diana going to the studio to record some new songs and refusing to do them because the engineer didn't have a device that she'd been acustomed to (I can't remember what it is). This device had been obsolete since the early seventies. Diana like most of the singers you mentioned is out of synch with the times.

Some of you may disagree. But I gotta name Shania Twain. She started off Country (If that's what you call country)And then tried and failed miserably to go pop. There is one song she sings that makes me want to smash the radio, It's where she sings "That Don't impress me much" Gawd that song SUUUUUCKS!

ThePunisher said:

Anx said:

ThePunisher said:

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
And all taht extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me

miguelbulcao said:

I hate her because she got to rim Tony and i didn't!!!!

Anx said:

I love you.

ehuffnsd said:[quote]

miguelbulcao said:

Prince. Past it. washed up. He should hang it up. American Idol made up my mind. What a fool.

Thank heavens for 78-88. I'd rather listen to a good bootleg than any of the crap he's put out recently.

Hey, this thread is supposed to be funny. dirtyman2005, show him how it's done!

minneapolisgenius said:

Daniel is good. His 2ND was decent, though not as fun as the 1st. He's had a ton of hit singles. He was in a seriously bad car accident, and I think that messed him up somehow when he recorded the 2nd disc. It was too introverted.

BUT the others on this list....hell yeah!!!

dancerella said:

Nina Sky- 1 hit wonder power twins activate!
OMG...no he didn't. LOL. THis is some funny stuff.

This thread seems like it is made for jokes....but still i cant believe these are Prince fans...