Lets make a list of these so called singers who's careers are going down the toilet and/or should be going down the toilet,

ill start with a few and with some reasons,

Craig David - Sad, Pathetic, Dull individual with an inflated ego who thinks he is better than he really is. Poor Vocals, Nasally sounding, and all the songs sound the same with pretentious, sappy crap that no ones cares for. Eventually had to shut his mouth after his last album flopped in the USA, he actually thought he was going to sell 10 million in the usa, pleasssse!!! theres more chance of Christopher Reeve Flying again! This Talentless turd fest of an excuse for a "british singer" needs to retire and come out of the closet. Theres been rumours he's been doing a Lance Bass, so comon David, Bring your ass out and show your true self! You failure!

Justin Timbercake - Ugly, Pathetic and a Wigger. Tries to be black,but fails miserably. His songs suck, and so does he. Has zero talent, and thinks he is the new Prince, yeah right, if he's Prince, who's Joey Fatone then? Michael Jackson? What a joke! this joker and pork faced idiot needs to go away and do his pop. Quit trying to be Black Justin, stick to your trashy music!


Feel free to keep adding new names! the more the better

Ashlee Simpson: Her first album sold very well but her second album tanked. I guess the lip synching on SNL did have an effect.

Britney Spears: She's just a mess in general. I can't see her being incredibly successful with new music in the future though i'm sure the media will still be interested in her.

dirtyman2005 said:

harsh,but very true

Madonna
Prince

The list goes on and on and on!

Thanks God MJ still has a carreer1

yeah, keem em coming, i think the list could be extensive given the state of music today


heres some more


Nelly Furtado - A crap singer, distinctive duck sound wailing and also looks like Courtney Cox's twin sister except with a slightly bigger arse. Unfortunately she succumbed to the record labels demands and went with the "timbaland" hot shot producing route. Definitely a shit singer.


Jessica Simpson - One word, SLUT. Dumped by a Failed Boy Bander Nick Lachey, cant sing to save her life, wails like a barking dog and dresses like a Whore. A complete disgrace to music. Definitely likely to end up in Porn later in career.


Nelly - One of the shittest excuses for a rapper.Has a girls name, wimpy raps, Even I can rap better. Thats how shit he is. Gormless twit. Crap songs and probably has the IQ of a Turd. Career likely to go down the Toilet shortly.


Pharrell - Illegitimate Bastard child of a vietnamese prostitute, has ruined music with his generic sounds and lack of melodies, not to mention shitty lyrics. Thinks of himself as a genius, when in reality he is a disgrace. He got turned down by Michael Jackson whose own reject tracks were better than Pharrels best ever work. Now that takes the piss! Also needs to stop having snoop dogg on ever song. Its getting old now.



P Diddy - one word, WANKER. this sad loser hasnt even had a career. a complete waste of space, its not even worth talking about this turd.



Jay Z - Thinks he is a bigshot, but in reality, was defeated and destroyed by a dead rapper 2pac. if you cant beat a dead rapper, then whats the point in rapping? he sucks. And he looks like someones arse. One ugly mofo.

I'll make a list of some artists whose careers appear to be at a standstill.I'm not necessarily saying that their careers are over,but they may need to re-think their strategies and try a different approach:


***J-Lo---she may have reached the crossroads in her music career.Her last CD tanked and even her recent duet with LL Cool J ("Control Myself") wasn't enough to keep his album from flopping.


***Britney Spears---she's become a "tabloid celebrity" and nobody even discusses her music anymore.Are her 15 minutes almost up?


***Ashanti---does anybody care anymore? She is sooo 2002 Funny,back then,there was much ado about the fact that she writes most of her own lyrics.But what's so deep about lines like "baby,baby,baby,baby,baby" or "only you can make me feel"? So,let's see...she can't sing,writes shitty lyrics and can't even really dance.Take away her gorgeous looks and what's left?

***Pink---Is her career in trouble? The latest CD didn't make much of an impact and neither did the previous one.Clearly,her "angry rock chick" act is wearing thin.Better start filming that rumored Janis Joplin biopic now...a project like that could possibly jump-start her career.

***Mya---She's pretty and somewhat talented,but has absolutely no personality as an artist.Is anybody even waiting for a new Mya CD?

***Brandy---let me start by saying that Brandy does have talent.But where is she?? If she doesn't come back soon with a kickass CD,she may be forgotten.Her voice deserves better than a by-a-numbers hip-hop sounding production.She should work with a real band and try a more organic approach.


***Toni Braxton---like Janet,she can't seem to keep her clothes on.All of this wouldn't matter if her music was good,but lately,she's been releasing some by-the-numbers hip-hop sounding garbage produced by programmers,not producers.Let Ciara and Ashanti do this crap....Toni needs to get into the studio with a real band and a real producer and come up with some truly soulful music for a change.



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dirtyman2005 said:

What does that have to do with his music?

dirtyman,you're killin' me with your "descriptions" of these artists


"crap songs and probably has the IQ of a turd"

Paul McCartney - Just because he was in some disco band back in the 60s, he thinks he's something special. TELL IT TO YOUR WIFE, PAUL! oh, oops - EX wife!

Aretha Franklin - She's hefty and she's old. I'm sorry, but in a world of Beyonce and Christina Aguilera, that just doesn't cut it. Maybe if she learned to sing like Martha Wash, the gays will embrace her. It's too bad because she did a couple of good songs, like that cadillac one.

David Bowie - We don't really go for dudes who dress like chicks in this day and age, sorry. He tried to butch it up with that "Let's Dance" song he did when ravers were popular, but we could see right through it. He wasn't any good in Depeche Mode, either - it's probably why they canned his ass!

U2 - Can't they ever do anything different? It's always the same four guys doing the same four things. Like that's going to last. Mark my words, they'll be the opening act for Nickelback by the end of this decade (the meter's running Bono!).

Bob Dylan - People might have liked singers who used a lot of words back when everyone was on drugs, but someone should tell Bob's old ass that it's the 21st century and we like PHAT BEETZ. There are no words in the rhythm, Bob. Duh. He needs to go write a book or something, because it's obvious his musical career is OVAH!!!!

Diana Ross - She thinks she can just do a sequel to 'Mahogany' and she can pick up right where she left off. Oh, wow. How dumb can you be? I'm waiting to see this one-hit wonder on Celebrity Fit Club any day now!

Okay the next few i'm going to list do have talent but their careers are going bye bye.

George Michael: Instead of spending time in the studio, he's spending time in parks picking up dudes to screw.

Boy George: Just last week (or was it the week before) he was doing his community service for drug possession.

Eminem: His greatest hits album may have sold okay, but still pretty underwhelming for someone with some heavy hits under his belt. He seems like a one trick pony in terms of his music and videos.

jayaredee said:

Agreed with all three choices.I would like to add Elton John to the list.He's extremely talented,but nowadays he's a joke...talking about making a hip-hop album?! might be time to consider retirement.

Whitney Houston: Do I really need to explain?

This thread is hilarious!

Alanis Morissette: Jagged Little pill was great. But from there sales went down, and down, and down. And her last outing was an acoustic version of JLP. Okay Alanis, it isn't working anymore. Bye bye.

Avril Lavigne: This little "punk" released a very successful album with hits like Complicated, Sk8er Boi (wtf is up with her spelling, she really should have stayed in school) and I'm with You. Her next album did pretty average, and now she's dyed her hair blonde, wears dresses, was in some movie that no one gives a shit about. Recently she got married. Time to settle down and feed the baby that's bound to come around soon.

dirtyman2005 said:

dirtyman2005 said:

I actually agree with most of this post.

might as well add some more,


MJ - Lazy sod, ok, 9 million sold of invincible during the 2001 frozen botox face phase, by his standard means down the toilet, well heck, most people think he went down the toilet in 1993, so with no sign of any new music, and the fact he still has the disgraceful hair wig, it seems MJ has gone down the toilet too unless he pulls a miracle next year. (on probation we shall say)


Bobby Brown - Where to start?! God, please, get off the crack man, this guy is totally nuts, his sole contribution in the last decade has been a cameo in a Ja Rule video which completely sucked. Bobby flushed his own career down the toilet a decade ago and then he flushed whitneys too, 2 for the price of 1.

Whitney - 1 Word, CRACKHEAD. Absolutely Finished. Chances of recovery are slim. More chance of George Michael Turning Straight again than Whitney unflushing her career.


Ja Rule - Where to start, if a retarded rapper like 50 Cent can finish your career, whats the point in continuing? Last album failed, it seems its over.
The guy needs help. Sounds like a horse choking on crack when he raps. An Ugly mofo too.


Nas - Used to be a Lyricist, but now is becoming a Milkshake since he married the Kellis. Seems like he's flushed his career permanently, sad sad.


Kellis - After Milshake, it seems its a downward spiral. her latest video consists of her cavorting in bra and knickers showing her big round curvy ass to try and get attention, annoying beats and no melodies whatsoever. Seems like she has killed both her and her husbands careers. Talk about value for money, 2 for the price of 1 with Kellis and Nas.

calldapplwondery83 said:

indeed!

another one, probably the best ever example of how to flush your career down the toilet very quickly.


Daniel Bedingfield - FAT BASTARD, needs to lose weight. Thought he was the new Stevie Wonder after the 1st album but got humilliated when his 2nd album failed not only in UK but also worldwide. Completely sucked. This guy is a joke, fat overgrown piece of lard. Crap songs, too many shitty ballads and should go to the gym. Killed his career with his 2nd album, Talk about sophomore efforts, most people are saying to him, "NO MORE". Does have a real sexy sister though who needs to do Porn to display her sexy body.

dirtyman2005 said:

Okay, I was taking this thread too seriously but you have some damn good points.

dirtyman2005 said:

I don't even know who that is.

Janet - doing risky stuff by using those 808 drum kits from that troll Dupri. Looks like this could be the killer of the career. 808 drums and claps, talk about OLD. heh, if thats cool, lets bring back the Reverbs and 80s tinny drums, phil collins ahoy.

minneapolisgenius said:

Exactly!

***R.Kelly---please,start the trial already! The sooner they put him behind bars,the better.I can't stand his music! Every other song is about cheating on a lover lame lyrics over midtempo,bass-heavy,programmed grooves that sound suspiciously like old Isley Brothers songs.His formula is whack!

***Whitney Houston---sorry,Whitney,but unless you're planning to dump Bobby,get your ass into rehab for awhile and stop using drugs,you may as well not even bother releasing a new CD.I never thought I'd be saying this about someone with her amazing talents!

heres another one


Ne - Yo -- One of the worst discoveries in modern music. In fact, its so bad, that most people got sick of his song it was so dull and generic. Who is he trying to be? usher, mj, what? this guy cant even dance, looks like Ice Cube yet hes supposed to be an R&B singer? please, one of the ugliest ive ever seen. Failing quickly, lets hope he's dropped soon.

another one


Sheryl Crow - Used to be Fit back in the 94 days, but now gives new meaning to the phrase "Old and Haggard Granny". Career is over. Highlight of recent years has been shagging Lance Armstrong, a real tour de farce!


Christian Milian - Poor little girl, sexy as hell and yet so small and cuddly like a teddy bear. Dropped by label but making a comeback. I would like her to succeed just simply because she is so nice and cuddly and sexy. Probably the nicest, and sexiest person out there today. (deserves a shot at comeback, even if she is rubbish at singing, nice personality makes up for it! and a cute ass!)
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dirtyman2005 said:

Paris Hilton: Well she never had a career. Her new album released last week is having very mediocre sales despite the big money she took from daddy's wallet to pay for big name producers and songwriters. Some people can be tricked, but does anyone believe this little media hoe can really fool an average person into buying her album.

minneapolisgenius said:

he came out with a dance single in 2001 called "I'm Gonna Get Through This".Some critics have said that this would have been a perfect song for Michael Jackson to record.The song has an MJ-flavor to it.

dirtyman2005 said:

Fuck!

That's the best one yet! Or rather the suckiest? Whatever, I'm confused.