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worst song lyric? What do you good people rate as the worst song lyric ever.
Hands down for me is is Snap - Rhythm is a dancer (May not have been a US hit??)... the lyric in question is.. I'm serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer... TRULY AWFUL!! any others?... | |
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alicattt said: What do you good people rate as the worst song lyric ever.
Hands down for me is is Snap - Rhythm is a dancer (May not have been a US hit??)... the lyric in question is.. I'm serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer... TRULY AWFUL!! any others?... "she got a ass like a loaf of bread" that's from a pharrell song on his new cd. I think that's pretty bad! | |
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dancerella said: "she got a ass like a loaf of bread" that's from a pharrell song on his new cd. I think that's pretty bad! crusty with mold growing on it? ewww | |
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ass like a loaf of bread?!@!@ how funny, now that has me laughing!!!! | |
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That Pharrell lyric is pretty bad but my nomination for worst lyrics in a song goes to just about any song by Scooter .... This "group" was pretty big in Europe in 2002/2003 if I remember correctly... OK, their lyrics may not be the worst but they're still kinda pathetic 
Sample lyric (from "Posse (I Need You on the Floor"): I`m the hard rhymer The track attacker The mic enforcer The chicks checker 
From the same song: I`m bigger and bolder and rougher and tougher In other words sucker I`ve got no brother 
And one more sample (from "Weekend"): Chillybow!!! Yiiihhaaaa!!! Respect to the man in the icecream van!!! | |
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"where my "a" cups at?
where my "b" cups at?"  ...i was like.."WTF?" | |
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Neet a neet nee neeta to the theme of Axel F by Harold Faltermeyer, produced by crap German Outfit Crazy Frog, the video is funny though.
Other crap lyrics My humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps Or this Eat so much like the Billy Ocean room And my shape get bigger Shake it like a saltshaker SHAKE IT LIKE A SALTSHAKER !!!!! (Lil Jon) Shake it like a vibrator Ying Yang Twins, Saltshaker (2003) 17 Years ago I made a commitment to Prince | |
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"Maybe we'll meet in a bar/he'll drive a funky car"
"Dom Sneddon is a cold man" The entire 'American Life' "rap" "She knows how 2 make U feel like your stuff ain't brown 2nite" I'm the first mammal to wear pants. | |
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Easy. Vicinity of Obscenity by System of a Down (off Mezmerize):
Liar!
Liar! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Is there a perfect way of holding you baby? The Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes! Terracotta Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Is there a perfect way of holding you baby? The Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes! Terracotta Pie! Hey! Terracotta Pie! Hey! Terracotta Pie! Hey! Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Do we all learn defeat From the whores with bad feet? Beat the meat treat the feet To the sweet milky seat Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Is there a perfect way of holding you baby? The Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes! Terracotta Pie Hey! Terracotta Pie Hey! Terracotta Pie Hey! Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Do we all learn defeat From the whores with bad feet? Beat the meat treat the feet To the sweet milky seat Liar! liar! liar! liar! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Followed closely by Lonely Day (by System of a Down, same album): Such a lonely day, and it’s mine
The most loneliest day of my life Such a lonely day should be banned It’s a day that I can't stand The most loneliest day of my life The most loneliest day of my life Such a lonely day shouldn’t exist It's a day that I’ll never miss Such a lonely day, and it’s mine The most loneliest day of my life And finally, Needles (again by System of a Down, off 'Toxicity'), which appears to be a touching song about a tapeworm (of all things!) I cannot deny
All the evil traits And the filling of the crates When you, do come out And you slither up to me In your pimpin' majesty But I cannot grow Till you eat the last of me Oh when will I be free And you, a parasite Just find another host Just another stool to post Cause you My tapeworm tells me what to do You My tapeworm tells me where to go Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tape worm out of me... Out of me... Im just sitting in my room With a needle in my hand Waiting for the tomb Of some old dying man Sitting in my room With a needle in my hand Waiting for the tomb Of some old dying man Cause you My tapeworm tells me what to do You My tapeworm tells me where to go Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [Edited 8/14/06 21:13pm] [Edited 8/14/06 21:15pm] | |
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"Can you woo woo woo?"  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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alicattt said: ass like a loaf of bread?!@!@ how funny, now that has me laughing!!!!
 she got a ass like a load of bread
that ya wanna slice 
I like that lyric!  | |
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"My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps"
"Baa,ba-ba-baa, Baa,ba-ba-baa baby, don't for-get my number" "Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom" ...There are so many, I can't even begin to type them all. | |
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People already posted "My Humps" so I can't contribute anymore. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Madonna - I love New York
Sorry Madonna haters...I posted it first!  | |
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Lucky that my lips not only mumble
they spill kisses like a fountain Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains Lucky I have strong legs like my mother To run for cover when i need it And these two eyes are for no other The day you leave will cry a river This is just STUPID  "Todo está bien chévere" Stevie | |
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L'Trimm-"Cars With The Boom". I know second graders, actual 8-year-olds, that could rhyme better. Listen to me on The House of Pop Culture podcast on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/u...d438631917 | |
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Oh, add Nelly's "Grillz" song to this list. Hell, anything by Nelly actually.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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im so dissapointed that nobody posted madonna's latte rap.
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sosgemini said: im so dissapointed that nobody posted madonna's latte rap.
I hoped you'd post it!  | |
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sosgemini said: im so dissapointed that nobody posted madonna's latte rap.
hehehe....I just assumed it was already posted.  This must place in the top 5:
I'm drinking a Soy latte, I get a double shotte, It goes through my body, And you know I'm satisfied I drive my Mini Cooper And I'm feeling super-dooper Yo they tell I'm a trooper And you know I'm satisfied I do yoga and Pilates And the room is full of hotties So I'm checking out the bodies And you know I'm satisfied I'm digging on the isotopes This metaphysics shit is dope And if all this can give me hope You know I'm satisfied I got a lawyer and a manager An agent and a chef Three nannies, an assistant And a driver and a jet A trainer and a butler And a bodyguard or five A gardener and a stylist Do you think I'm satisfied? I'd like to express my extreme point of view I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew I'm just living out the American dream And I just realised that nothing Is what it seems Good God  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: sosgemini said: im so dissapointed that nobody posted madonna's latte rap.
hehehe....I just assumed it was already posted. This must place in the top 5:
I'm drinking a Soy latte, I get a double shotte, It goes through my body, And you know I'm satisfied I drive my Mini Cooper And I'm feeling super-dooper Yo they tell I'm a trooper And you know I'm satisfied I do yoga and Pilates And the room is full of hotties So I'm checking out the bodies And you know I'm satisfied I'm digging on the isotopes This metaphysics shit is dope And if all this can give me hope You know I'm satisfied I got a lawyer and a manager An agent and a chef Three nannies, an assistant And a driver and a jet A trainer and a butler And a bodyguard or five A gardener and a stylist Do you think I'm satisfied? I'd like to express my extreme point of view I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew I'm just living out the American dream And I just realised that nothing Is what it seems Good God That's a masterpiece! I was so proud of her! | |
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BlaqueKnight said: "My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps"
"Baa,ba-ba-baa, Baa,ba-ba-baa baby, don't for-get my number" "Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom,Poom" ...There are so many, I can't even begin to type them all. I completely agree! This song and the video make me want to puke. It's the worst piece of garbage I've heard in years. | |
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I'm drinking a Soy latte,
I get a double shotte, It goes through my body, And you know I'm satisfied I drive my Mini Cooper And I'm feeling super-dooper Yo they tell I'm a trooper And you know I'm satisfied I do yoga and Pilates And the room is full of hotties So I'm checking out the bodies And you know I'm satisfied I'm digging on the isotopes This metaphysics shit is dope And if all this can give me hope You know I'm satisfied I got a lawyer and a manager An agent and a chef Three nannies, an assistant And a driver and a jet A trainer and a butler And a bodyguard or five A gardener and a stylist Do you think I'm satisfied? I'd like to express my extreme point of view I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew I'm just living out the American dream And I just realised that nothing Is what it seems This is sad  and depressing "Todo está bien chévere" Stevie | |
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dammme said: I'm drinking a Soy latte,
I get a double shotte, It goes through my body, And you know I'm satisfied I drive my Mini Cooper And I'm feeling super-dooper Yo they tell I'm a trooper And you know I'm satisfied I do yoga and Pilates And the room is full of hotties So I'm checking out the bodies And you know I'm satisfied I'm digging on the isotopes This metaphysics shit is dope And if all this can give me hope You know I'm satisfied I got a lawyer and a manager An agent and a chef Three nannies, an assistant And a driver and a jet A trainer and a butler And a bodyguard or five A gardener and a stylist Do you think I'm satisfied? I'd like to express my extreme point of view I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew I'm just living out the American dream And I just realised that nothing Is what it seems This is sad and depressing Yes...it's full of sadness! The most dark lyrics ever written! A forgotten EMO masterpiece! | |
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Three nannies
 "Todo está bien chévere" Stevie | |
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Anx said: dancerella said: "she got a ass like a loaf of bread" that's from a pharrell song on his new cd. I think that's pretty bad! crusty with mold growing on it? ewww God, I hope not! | |
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TheCountessOfRochester said: "where my "a" cups at?
where my "b" cups at?" ...i was like.."WTF?"please don't tell me someone actually said that in a song.  that is ridiculously funny! | |
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iamnota said: Easy. Vicinity of Obscenity by System of a Down (off Mezmerize):
Liar!
Liar! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Is there a perfect way of holding you baby? The Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes! Terracotta Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Is there a perfect way of holding you baby? The Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes! Terracotta Pie! Hey! Terracotta Pie! Hey! Terracotta Pie! Hey! Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Do we all learn defeat From the whores with bad feet? Beat the meat treat the feet To the sweet milky seat Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Is there a perfect way of holding you baby? The Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes! Terracotta Pie Hey! Terracotta Pie Hey! Terracotta Pie Hey! Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Do we all learn defeat From the whores with bad feet? Beat the meat treat the feet To the sweet milky seat Liar! liar! liar! liar! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Followed closely by Lonely Day (by System of a Down, same album): And finally, Needles (again by System of a Down, off 'Toxicity'), which appears to be a touching song about a tapeworm (of all things!) I cannot deny
All the evil traits And the filling of the crates When you, do come out And you slither up to me In your pimpin' majesty But I cannot grow Till you eat the last of me Oh when will I be free And you, a parasite Just find another host Just another stool to post Cause you My tapeworm tells me what to do You My tapeworm tells me where to go Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tape worm out of me... Out of me... Im just sitting in my room With a needle in my hand Waiting for the tomb Of some old dying man Sitting in my room With a needle in my hand Waiting for the tomb Of some old dying man Cause you My tapeworm tells me what to do You My tapeworm tells me where to go Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [Edited 8/14/06 21:13pm] [Edited 8/14/06 21:15pm] Bloody hell I never realised their lyrics were so crap. I guess it's because I never understood what the hell the were saying. I think I still wished I didn't know what they're saying. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: "Can you woo woo woo?"
haha! too funny! | |
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dancerella said: TheCountessOfRochester said: "where my "a" cups at?
where my "b" cups at?" ...i was like.."WTF?"please don't tell me someone actually said that in a song. that is ridiculously funny! yes Dancerella...they did. 
i was heading in the mall when this car that drove by was blaring that hook.  what a waste of studio time. | |
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