theAudience said:

BGZ: Umm, ...o.k., Aud. But you know she'll,...well, ...nevermind. I'll tell her. I see you when you get here...Later..(closes cell phone. (pauses) (To Minnie) Uh,..Aud says Jimi rules and JP drools. (Minni rolls her eyes) Aud is just kidding around.
S.M.: Who's Aud?
BGZ: The Audience.
S.M.: But I thought The Professor was The Audience.
BGZ: He is. I also call him "Aud" for short. I have two nicknames for him. I don't know why. (to Minnie) Aud likes Pagey, you know that.
MG: Take me home, Chris. (grabs his hand) I'm ready to go. We can come back in the morning.
BGZ: Yeah, o.k. I'll stay at your crib for awhile but I gotta come back cuz Aud is expecting to meet me up here. But yeah, we can come back here in the morning. Let's just walk straight out, right to the car. Throw the "peace sign" or some shit like that, but don't say anything. Cool?
MG: Yeah.....

blackguitaristz said:

blackguitaristz and Minnie G arraive to Minnie's condo. Outside her house are several photographers camped out. bgz stops the car down the street.
bgz: Oh shit.
MG: We should have expected this, Chris.
bgz: Welcome to the world of "celebrity". You are now an official member of The Verge. At least Meloh gets a break from all of this.
MG: Let's just go in.
bgz: No...It's already enough rumors going around as it is. If they see us together at your crib....
MG: Well, we can't go to your place because there has to be a mob over there.
bgz: Nah,,, I have another place. A little hideaway tucked in the Hollywood Hills. They're not hip to that. (They drive away. bgz puts in a cd. Strange music is playing in the car, as they drive up the winding roads in the hills.)
MG: Chants? What is this weird music you're listening to?
bgz: You don't know?
MG: No.
bgz: It's your ex.
MG: (pause) That's not Page.
bgz: The hell it aint...That's the soundtrack he started but didn't finish for that Kenneth Anger flick.
MG: No way! I didn't know you had this.
bgz: Didn't you?
MG: (startled) Oh my God!
bgz: What?
MG: What was that?
bgz: What was what?
MG: That was standing on the side of the road.
bgz: I didn't see anything, Valerie.
MG: You're going to tell me that you didn't....nevermind. Turn that off! (turns off the music)
bgz: What, are you getting scared?
MG: You would like that, wouldn't you?.....

blackguitaristz said:

See, This is 'Xactly why I don't play too much Page!! 'cause shit like this might happen!!!!



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paligap said:

I can dig it. The cold part about it though, is that I've been told that Page and myself are "kindred" spirits. You've heard the end of my song "Flee From Your Circle".

blackguitaristz said:

Spooky!!!!


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LMFAO at this entire thread u folks are just F-'ing brilliant

>>>>>BREAKING STORY<<<<<

Skip Newsworthy...



...of WLIE News here.

We have just been informed that the person interviewed by our man-on-the-scence, Farnsworth Bentley, who identified himself as Spoo St.Jack is really rapper Young Junk.

He can be clearly identified in the BET performance of Crapsie...



...(Skip receives message via in-ear IFB device) Oh excuse me. That's Crassie.
Crassie is the latest in a long list of uni-monikered fake female "singers" created by the industry to hoodwink the public.

The significance of this connection is twofold. One is that Young Junk may have enticed an unsuspecting Meloh9 to the location of the shooting under false pretenses. The second is that this may be an attempt to delay the release of a new album by The Verge which, from initial reports, could have a major hand in changing the course of today's sad musical direction represented by Crassie.

Here are the questions that remain.
Who is the shooter?
What is this Org he's trying to get respect from?
What is his fascination with "weird music"?

Further updates as they develope.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

WTF is up here?


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

blackguitaristz said:

blackguitaristz and Minnie G arraive to Minnie's condo. Outside her house are several photographers camped out. bgz stops the car down the street.
bgz: Oh shit.
MG: We should have expected this, Chris.
bgz: Welcome to the world of "celebrity". You are now an official member of The Verge. At least Meloh gets a break from all of this.
MG: Let's just go in.
bgz: No...It's already enough rumors going around as it is. If they see us together at your crib....
MG: Well, we can't go to your place because there has to be a mob over there.
bgz: Nah,,, I have another place. A little hideaway tucked in the Hollywood Hills. They're not hip to that. (They drive away. bgz puts in a cd. Strange music is playing in the car, as they drive up the winding roads in the hills.)
MG: Chants? What is this weird music you're listening to?
bgz: You don't know?
MG: No.
bgz: It's your ex.
MG: (pause) That's not Page.
bgz: The hell it aint...That's the soundtrack he started but didn't finish for that Kenneth Anger flick.
MG: No way! I didn't know you had this.
bgz: Didn't you?
MG: (startled) Oh my God!
bgz: What?
MG: What was that?
bgz: What was what?
MG: That was standing on the side of the road.
bgz: I didn't see anything, Valerie.
MG: You're going to tell me that you didn't....nevermind. Turn that off! (turns off the music)
bgz: What, are you getting scared?
MG: You would like that, wouldn't you?.....

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LR: Nonesuch News here, this is Leif Russell, still on the scene at Lesser Memorial Hospital, trying to get an update ...the scene is still a madhouse, what with all the media, hospital staff and celebrities on hand to find out the latest on Verge Member Meloh9's condition...In fact, right in back of me, a Meloh9 fan club has apparently just been forming...I'll get a word with one of em...
"Excuse me sir...you're a fan of Meloh9?"

Fan: "Oh Yeah, Man!!"

LR: "I see. And you followed his group, The Verge?"

Fan: "The who?"

LR: "The Verge...the group that Meloh9's been in for the past few years. It's the...


Fan: "Man, I ain't never heard of no Verge, Man..."


LR: I see..uh, tell me, when did you first hear of Meloh9?

Fan "Today, Man!!"

LR: Today??? ...and you're a Die-hard Fan?

Fan: "Yeah, he's great!"

LR: "Indeed? How So???"

Fan: "Well, He was shot 52 Times!!"

LR: "That's correct..."

Fan: "Yo Man, he's great!!"

LR: "be...cause he was shot 52 Times?

Fan: "Yeah, Man, that album's gonna be Dope!! He's brilliant!!"

LR: "How does that make him brilliant?

Fan: "Man, it means he's a hero...a prophet for our times!"

LR "so...you don't think it just means somebody was just really, really pissed at him?"

(sounds of confusion by the main entrance)

LR: "Oh, Hang on just a second, someone else just arrived in the crowd...it looks like... it's...yes, it's Verge member Paligap...for those that remember, last year, Mr Gap had briefly changed his name to the unspellable symbol of , although later he decided that he really just needed some sleep. He still uses the symbol occasionaly, though he also sometimes answers to the name Dooley, for some reason...anyway, let's see if we can get a word...

LR: "Paligap?"

PG: "Hmmm? "


LR: "Mr. Gap, I'm Leif Russell, of Nonesuch News..."


PG: "Oh, Hey, brother how's it goin? I'm just here to check on the well being of brother Meloh9, y'know, and to look out for his best interests...Hey, he didn't sign anything yet, did he?"

LR: "uh, I don't..."

PG: "hey is that guy from Universal? hey somebody catch that guy!!!!

LR: So, Mr. Gap, The Verge, is it still going strong?

PG: ...Stop him!! Hmmm? Oh, Yeah,yeah, in fact our new album, "This Side Permed, That Side Nappy", will be dropping very soon."

LR: "Oh, great, looking forward to that...."

PG "Yeah, we got our newest member, Minne G-- a great addition to our sound...Oh, and hey, check it, we got the great "Shorty" Little to sit in on drums!!

LR: "'Shorty' Little?"

PG: "Yeah, really! Though I gotta say, man, the dude seems to be gettin' smaller each time I see him...But hey, he's a brilliant, deep cat...great musician. Check it out, here's a photo taken at our last session:



LR: "Wow...Yeah, that's.....little..."

PG: "Exactly, that's Shorty, like I said, at our last session...Bad cat!! A little hard to understand at times, but that's just part of his genius...."

LR: "Whoah! Hey, what the.... somethin just brushed past my leg..."


PG: "Hey it's Shorty! He made it!! Whassup Shorty!!!!"


SL: "Goo?"


PG: "Yeah, I know what you mean, my man, Ha-Hah!!!"



SL: "Goo goo -greblegee-geegeegphhh...hahahaheehee!!!"



PG: Yeah, I know, Iknow...hey, I'll catch you over in Meloh's ward, Ok?"


SL: "Gumblemurrrpppp!"


PG: "Aiiight, Later Dude!!"


LR: "uhh....that sounded like a baby mumbling, like....


PG: Hunh? Naw, Man.. hey, that Cat is just Deep!!! Brotha's on another level, knowwhamean?


LR: "Well that's certainly true...Live from Lesser Hospital, this is Leif Russell, reporting...."



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[Edited 8/27/06 11:57am]

paligap said:

You know the part where I'm talking and it's backwards, I actually name check Valerie. Play that song and put it on auto reverse on that section and you'll hear me say Valerie's name.

blackguitaristz said:

This is true.

Every time I see this, I keep thinking that u called yourself "Leif Garret"!

blackguitaristz said:

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Naw, I just like rustling leaves,



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