TheCountessOfRochester said:

wow, that is shocking!

How about this guys?

GOOD VIBRATIONS
Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch
Written by: D. Wahlberg/M.Wahlberg/Spice

Yeah
Can you feel it baby
I can too

Come on swing it [4 times]

1-2-3 - Now we come to the pay off

It's such a good vibration
It's such a sweet sensation [2 times]

Yo! It's about that time
To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme
I'm a get mine so get yours
I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores
On the house tip is how I'm swingin' this
Strictly Hip-Hop boy, I ain't singin' this
Bringing this to the entire nation
Black, white, red, brown
Feel the vibration

Come on come on
Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration

(Chorus)

Vibrations good like Sunkist
Many wanna know who done this
Marky Mark and I'm here to move you
Rhymes will groove you
And I'm here to prove to you
That we can party on the positiive side
And pump posititve vibes
So come along for the ride
Making you feel the rhythm is my occupation
So feel the vibration

Come on come on
Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration

(Chorus)

Donnie D break it down

Donnie D's on the back up
Drug free, so put the crack up
No need for speed
I'm the anti D-R-U-G-G-I-E my
Body is healthy
My rhymes make me wealthy
And the Funky Bunch helps me
To bring you a show with no intoxication
Come on feel the vibration

Yeah
Can you feel it baby
I can too

(Chorus)

Now the time has come for you to get up
The rest had you fed up but Yo, I won't let up
On the rhythm and rhyme that's designed to
Make your behind move to what I'm inclinced to
Pure Hip Hop, no sell out
If you ain't in it to win it
Then get the hell out
I command you to dance
I wanna see motivation
Come on now feel the vibration

{Piano solo}

It's such a good vibration
Come on come on come on
It's such a sweet sensation
Feel it feel it

(Chorus)

{Piano - out}

It's such a good vibration
Come on come on come on
It's such a sweet sensation
Feel it feel it

(Chorus)

{Piano - out}

Jumped in a car
It was a bucket
It didnt go
So I said fuck it!


I'll pick u up from da club
take u home 2 make some love
Cover your eyes
Big surprise
gonna cover u with suds

Im gonna give u some POO POO
Gonna give u some PEE PEE
Im gonna give u some DOO DOO
Wash it down it down with WEE WEE

This is a remix edition of a song about pissing
I got the pee u picking licking
With some egg on the bed and some juice in the kitchen
Yeah thats how it goes at the R kelly party

I secrete bliss, you drink Piss

I wanna pee on you remix, yalll heard

But I'm serious I really wanna pee on you.
Ha ha ha!!!!


Now thats a fucked up song

If u do me by Father Mc

At the end shes singing 'I ll do for you" over and over and then at the end, she goes "Am I finished yet?"

Don't look now, but there's a river of blood.
You must have been a virgin.
What am I guilty of?
Oh no.

Here is my pick

R.Kelly's "You remind me of Something"

"You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it, something like my sound, I wanna pump it"....

That has got to be the dumbest thing that I have ever heard!!!!

tane1976 said:

By the way, I think that was Mary J Blige....

Dancerella's Marky Mark lyrics reminded me of this gem:

Gangster Glam

Boy, we gettin' ready to get funkier than a sack 'o grandaddies

1,2,1,2,3

roll it ((gett off))

{gangster} ((gett off))
(gangster) ((gett off))
yeah, summertime
{gangster} ((gett off))
(get on up and jam)

well as I G-E-double T-O-F-F
Ganster Glam in the house
and I must confess, see
that this is the shit P serve
and a new power soul for those who would ever try to rock the
NPG, for those who are wondering, a family is born
and God bless us 'cause we're funky
everything we do is on a positive tip
and got a message for a sucker with lip
tell 'em Rosie

(let a woman be a woman and man be a man)

yeah, you tell 'em, baby
and as I put the Mmm in man,
I'm kickin' the Gangster Glam

{gangster}
{gangster}
{gangster glam}
(gangster)
kickin' the Gangster Glam
{gangster}
{gangster}
{gangster glam}
(get on up and jam)

well as I G-E-double T-O-F-F
Ganster Glam in the house (house) (gangster)
the style we're sportin',
the ladies and the fellas, hmmm
Godfather III meets barbarella (barbarella, barbarella, ...)
hmmm, you can believe, a gangster never thinks twice

((gangster))
((gangster glam))
what ya say fellas?
((gangster))
((get on up and jam))
roll it

{gangster}
{gangster}
{gangster glam}
(summertime and I'm rollin')
(get on up and jam)
(send the shout out)

((power 2 the people of MPLS))
(send the shout out) ((power 2 the people of MPLS))
((power 2 the people of MPLS))
((power 2 the people of MPLS))

What's my BMW definition:
the Black Man's Wish
all the heads of the family
would fall and would drop this
and the fact that we're funky
will keep the jeeps boomin' for the hip-hop junkies

((everybody grab a body, pump it like you want somebody))

(get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam)

I'm kickin' the Gangster Glam

((everybody grab a body, pump it like you want somebody))

and see you lipsyncher suckers
listen, we don't go for that
and you can believe
we're bringin' the live performance back {gangster}
so don't you come to the concert tonite,
'cause was in your home wishin' you had came right
hmmm clockin' the jizz,
gettin' bizz,
playin strip pool with Vanessa
sweatin' in my typhoon (get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam) {gangster}
yeah, that's my 'do, fool

(get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam) ((get off)) {gangster glam}
summertime and [unroll it]
(get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam) {gangster} ((gett off))
yeah
(get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam) ((gett off)) {gangster glam}

groovin' to the Gangster Glam
with the fellas (gangster)
the dream of tequila yella
clockin' all the jizz (get on up and jam)

{gangster}
I love you
{gangster}
I love you too (I love you too)

{gangster glam}
yeah
((get on up and jam))

(if you think u're funky)
are you funky?
(then come on and ride the donkey)
then ride it

{gangster}
((gangster glam))

((everybody grab a body, pump it like you want somebody))

(get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam)

(How much money u got?)
Gangster grands

{gangster}
groovin' to the Gangster Glam

{gangster}
{gangster glam}
groovin' to the Gangster Glam
(gangster)

{I like 'em proud}

groovin' to the Gangster
groove-groove-groovin' to the
groovin' to the Gangster
groove-groove-groovin' to the
groovin' to the Gangster
groove-groove-groovin' to the
(get on up and jam)

{gangster}
groovin' to the Gangster Glam

(get on up and jam)

N ((N))
P ((P))
G ((G))
Who turn the mother out? ((Who turn the mother out?))

N (gangster) ((N))
P ((P))
G ((G))
Who turn the mother out? ((Who turn the mother out?))

{gangster}
(jam)

what we gonna do when we wanna get funky?
call me crazy
what we gonna do when we wanna get funky?
call me crazy
what we gonna do when we wanna get funky? (jam) {gangster} (jam)
call me crazy
what we gonna do when we wanna get funky? (jam)
(get on up and jam)

what we gonna do when we wanna get funky?
what we gonna do when we wanna get funky?

((gangster))
((gangster glam))
((gangster))
((get on up and jam))
groovin' to the Gangster Glam

((gangster glam))
((gangster))
((get on up and jam))
groovin' to the Gangster Glam
{gangster}
gett off
g-g-gett off


Not only is it cringe-worthy, it's PAINFULLY long too.

With a gorgeous video to go with it all too.....



















Just wanted to remind everyone why we all came to this site in the the first place.

Here's mine:

Looking out on the morning rain
I used to feel uninspired
And when I knew I had to face another day
Lord, it made me feel so tired
Before the day I met you, life was so unkind
But your love was the key to peace my mind

Cause you make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like
A natural woman

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it
I didn't know just what was wrong with me
Till your kiss helped me name it
Now I'm no longer doubtful of what I'm living for
Cause if I make you happy I don't need no more

Cause you make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like
A natural woman

Oh, baby, what you've done to me
You make me feel so good inside
And I just want to be close to you
You make me fell so alive
Cause you make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like
A natural woman

I don't know. Whenever I think of a "natural" woman, I think of one without make-up. She has armpit and leg hair, likes a lot of granola, and probably doesn't need a man around.... I just can't believe a man would make this lady feel inspired to live another day. Thank goodness for dysfunction and co-dependency!
[Edited 8/16/06 7:51am]

SHAKE DAT LAFFY TAFFY, SHAKE DAT LAFFY TAFFY, SHAKE DAT LAFFY TAFFY.

How about "Shake Your Bon Bon" by Ricky Martin?

You're a Mata Hari.
I wanna know your story.
In the Sahara sun I wanna be the one that's gonna come and take you,
make you shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon.
Up in the Himalayas, c'mon I wanna lay ya.
We'll go around the world in a day.
Don't say no, no.
Shake it my way, oh shake your bon-bon,
shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon.

Really now?
I like the rhyme scheme between 'Himalayas' and 'wanna lay ya.'

Khia: "My Neck, My Back"

all you ladies pop that thing like this
shake you body don't stop,don't quit,all you ladies pop
that thing like this shake your body don't stop don't quit
just do it,do it, do it, do it,do it now,do it good
ahh just like you should,right now do it good
ahh just like you should
(chorus)
my neck,my back
my ahh just like that
my neck,my back
my ahh just like that
first you gotta put yo' neck into it, don't stop just do it do it
then you roll your tongue from the crack back to the front
then you get it off keep me up on ya,make sure I keep my eyes on ya
all over the club and stuff,real player show me so much love
the best love comes from a thug,knows how to stay down on ya
all night till the crack of dawn,real good keep it comin strong
through the night making so much love
in dead sleep when the sun comes up
so do it now,do it good do this ah
just like you should,right now lick it good,do this ahh
just like you should
(chorus)
my neck,my back
my ah just like that
my neck,my back
my ahh just like that
my neck,my back
my ah just like that
you might roll dutch,you might have G's,but so what player
get on your knees
a girl like me moans and screams
thug misses know what I mean

Sounds like the "Hokey Pokey" and "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" have been replaced...

What about this line form 1984
A colossal hit called Wild Boys by Duran Duran (known for their diposable lyrics)

Your telephone's been ringing, while you're dancing in the rain

WTF

purpleunderground said:

This thread sucks big ass!

Axchi696 said:

And all this time I thought it was just me who hated this line.