Some of you need serious help. If you can't afford the time of a caring professional or weren't gifted possession of the introversional innerspace to navelgaze and metamorphasise your entire being, I'd recommend you kill yourselves and rid the planet of your genetics.
She looks appalling, a wreck, a broken, torn metaphor for the narcassistic moronity of the species. Janet Jackson's face is a direct reflection of all that's wrong with the human race, the spastic vanity which personifies the true ugliness anchored in every single one of us. We're all spiked and leaking.
I suppose you can only see what you can see and perception isn;t truth, it's a viewpoint. But I'm right, you know. So keep applauding this broken, pitiful thing, continually thrown into quarter circles by the braying, maddened, consumerist hordes, but personally I'd drown that poor creature and put it out of its obvious aching misery.
Thank you.
[Edited 8/3/06 3:27am]

Number23 said:

My nomination for post of the year, right here. I could not possibly have said it better.

darkstranger521 said:

Immensely deprecating but worthy of high accolade for the biggest example of a post by a self righteous, meglalomaniac. Unless of course they were being playful and just thinking we need a taste of multi-syllable words to enlighten our uninformed, inferior minds. Maybe the poster need to look elsewhere and reach for the peace within, obtainable by all those whom wish to seek it. Divine intervention hardly a necessity when the sprit, body and mind connect as one to bring forth inspiration to others.

mikek1 said:

hey, that wasnt nice.

Why won't she just do porn and get over with it?

Some of you are just SO serious She has a record coming out - don't they ALL whore themselves out come promotion time???

calldapplwondery83 said:

That'd be great. It would top Paris Hilton's booney-assed attempt by a longshot, I'm sure. Plus, it would probably have a helluva soundtrack.


Its CD time, which means its flesh time! Yay! We het men and (and some gay women) are always glad to see Janet pop a tittie or two out! Though there's been a steady decline in the quality of her music, Janet knows how to make an entrance and still retain a degree of dignity afterwards. I ain't mad at her.
[Edited 8/3/06 8:24am]

BlaqueKnight said:

cuz you just wanna see a tittie

I can careless about her new album and her two albums after this. All I KNOW is that her body is bangin'. If given the chance, I would @%*^ the holy &@!% out of Janet. We could be on top of the Empire State Building with winds blowing hard as hell or in Alaska in December in the snow at night.

Some of you need serious help. If you can't afford the time of a caring professional or weren't gifted possession of the introversional innerspace to navelgaze and metamorphasise your entire being, I'd recommend you kill yourselves and rid the planet of your genetics.
She looks appalling, a wreck, a broken, torn metaphor for the narcassistic moronity of the species. Janet Jackson's face is a direct reflection of all that's wrong with the human race, the spastic vanity which personifies the true ugliness anchored in every single one of us. We're all spiked and leaking.
I suppose you can only see what you can see and perception isn;t truth, it's a viewpoint. But I'm right, you know. So keep applauding this broken, pitiful thing, continually thrown into quarter circles by the braying, maddened, consumerist hordes, but personally I'd drown that poor creature and put it out of its obvious aching misery.
Thank you.
[Edited 8/3/06 3:27am]

Some of you are just SO serious She has a record coming out - don't they ALL whore themselves out come promotion time???

BlaqueKnight said:

and that would be a shame.

Number23 said:

You are seriously in need of some therapy, a hug, a line of coke, a bongload, some attention from your mommy, some comfort food, a trip to the movies...your post is disturbing and repulsive and disgusting. It's a shame you put your talent with words to this kind of hate speech that sounds like Ann Coulter meets Dr. Phil.

sallysassalot said:

Why?

badujunkie said:

Nah this d!ck used the thesaurus on word to make him/herself seem more intelligent.