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Madonna's Toilet Seats - How Wierd she is........ LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Madonna demands a brand new toilet seat at every concert she plays.
The 'Hung Up' singer is said to be so paranoid about germs she has requested that her dressing room toilets are fitted with a fresh seat for every night of her 'Confessions' world tour. A source revealed to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "The seat has to be inspected by her people, then installed - with an unbroken seal - by plumbers before every gig." Madonna's US spokesperson Liz Rosenburg has defended her seemingly outrageous demands. She said: "Who wouldn't want a new toilet seat wherever they go." The izarre request is just one of many of the singer's crazy tour demands. She also requires three candles to protect her from negative vibes and mean-spiritedness, a relaxing foot spa complete with lavender and camomile body soak, plenty of Kabbalah water, and a love seat. Madonna, 47, also insists her dressing room is covered with white drapes and white roses - the symbolic colour of her Kabbalah faith. The UK leg of her tour kicks off in Cardiff, Wales, on Sunday (30.07.06). | |
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pkidwell said: The UK leg of her tour kicks off in Cardiff, Wales, on Sunday (30.07.06).
That'll be the first clean toilet seat in Wales for years, then. But Marge! What if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. | |
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Stinky said: pkidwell said: The UK leg of her tour kicks off in Cardiff, Wales, on Sunday (30.07.06).
That'll be the first clean toilet seat in Wales for years, then. | |
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NOW she's worried about germs?
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i don't blame her. if i were insanely rich and i had to use a toilet seat that marilyn manson or michael bolton or even worse, KENNY G, might have had their bare butts on, i'd want a clean new seat too! | |
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Why is this news? Lance is SO a bottom | |
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Where's that picture from the "Sex" book of her eating some guys ass?.... | |
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Tom said: Where's that picture from the "Sex" book of her eating some guys ass?....
i'm sure that ass was thoroughly waterblasted, triple-deodorized, and glazed with mint jelly before it was presented to her royal ness. | |
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Anx said: Tom said: Where's that picture from the "Sex" book of her eating some guys ass?....
i'm sure that ass was thoroughly waterblasted, triple-deodorized, and glazed with mint jelly before it was presented to her royal ness. Oh man. Tony Ward's ass looks SO delicious!! Lance is SO a bottom | |
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Tom said: Where's that picture from the "Sex" book of her eating some guys ass?....
So that's where that pic is from! I saw it on the 'net one day and when I told someone about it, they called me a liar! I couldn't find the site where I saw it so I had no proof. I am soooo going to find that book so I can put their face in that ass too! | |
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That's not all. I heard that if she is dissatisifed with the new toilet seat that was installed, she uses the mouth of the plumber who installed it! This is right before she jumps on her broom and takes off in2 the sky 2 write out "Surrender Dorothy".
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Anx said: Tom said: Where's that picture from the "Sex" book of her eating some guys ass?....
i'm sure that ass was thoroughly waterblasted, triple-deodorized, and glazed with mint jelly before it was presented to her royal ness. mmmmm....mint jelly ass.....mmmmm | |
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you mean to tell me this whore is worried about clean toilet seats when she sucked dirty Dennis Rodman's dick???
I apologize for the name calling, but i'm still upset that i'm just finding out that she fucked DeVante Swing....OF ALL PEOPLE.... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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