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Thread started 07/19/06 6:45pm

TotalAlisa

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BEYONCE can NOT Dance

I just realized after seeing Beyonce's new video that this girl really cant dance... her dance moves looked crazy, and plain ugly, I cant even describe you have to see for yourself.... but she is just good at choreographed moves (which anyone can be good at, after hours and weeks of practice.. it might take some people longer)... she had everyone fooled... i thought that she was a real dancer... but after seeing these moves in her new video.. i am not convienced she can dance... to prove my point... check out these pictuers i have posted and watch her new video on TV or youtube to really see what im talking about... her dance moves where so premature, home-made, moves that my lil cousins would do around the house... I am starting to NOT even like her as an artist anymore... its hard to... she was on TRL smiling and acting like her video was something so great... and sometimes it seems as if she thinks she some kind of legend... she almost as bad as Alicia keys... becuase Alicia keys thinks she is some kind of legend like stevie wonder... but anyways back to beyonce.....
so here is my proff

here she is moving her arms like some kind of weird octopus lady


then she did this move with her leg... it looked like her leg twitched or something... like how right after an animal dies... its nerves will twitch... i was like... did she mean to move her leg or did it twitch uncontrollably


beyonce does some kind of shimmy move with her arms and legs... it looked like some kind of dance i did in the 4th grade during 1996...


then after she was done... she picked up ler leg... it looked so weird i cant explain it... it didnt even match or transition in or into the ugly dance she was doing


then after she lifted up her leg... she twisted her arms in the air...

and she had this look on her face like she didnt know what to do next...


at the end of all that crazy dance she stood there in this pose... half bent over.. she looked like a dead bug... you how a bug looks after it dies and its body is still stuck to the tree in the same shape...
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Reply #1 posted 07/19/06 6:52pm

anon

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Just realizing?
She was never a good dancer...doesn't really lock into any move. She wiggles thru everything...but that's been working for her.
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Reply #2 posted 07/19/06 7:01pm

VoicesCarry

I like your analysis!

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Reply #3 posted 07/19/06 7:11pm

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VoicesCarry said:

I like your analysis!

falloff



yeah... that was funny... but that move your talking about she does with her legs is a old move Tina Turner use to do back in the day
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Reply #4 posted 07/19/06 7:22pm

PurpleCharm

Dancing is a weakness for Beyonce. The first time I realized she couldn't dance was when I saw her perform Baby Boy live. I eagerly awaited to see her do the sand scene from the video because Baby Boy is my favorite Bey song and video. Well, I was very disappointed. I didn't know that the sand scene was shot with one of those cameras with a fish-eye lens (remember the Paula Adul video) that makes you look thin and more fluid. When she tried to flip her ass over like in the video, it look like her body was weighed down with a 50 lb sack of potatoes. It did not translate well live because there was no camera trickery.
http://www.youtube.com/wa...Dq_6ioFH64


I have to give Bey credit though. She puts her all into her performances. If you've ever seen footage of her when she was younger, she danced really hard back then too. She's just extra with everything...her singing, her dancing, her attire, her hairstyles...that's Beyonce.


I am happy that she doesn't prance around like Ashanti doing the 2 step.
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Reply #5 posted 07/19/06 9:48pm

purpledusk971

Actually it's some African dance choregraphy she was doing(I've seen this type of dance in African artists videos) but I agree she's not all what she thinks she is.
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Reply #6 posted 07/19/06 9:55pm

missmad

babe what video are the pics from?

that baby boy video when she does da sand dance the hand thing sideways peace sign that she does: bad, she did it 4 the sake of it

in the vid it was good,her eyes and her hands matching,
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Reply #7 posted 07/19/06 10:02pm

SynthiaRose

Beyonce is a diva. She has transcended choreography hmph!
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Reply #8 posted 07/19/06 10:05pm

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missmad said:

babe what video are the pics from?
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Reply #9 posted 07/19/06 10:08pm

ThreadBare

Y'all better stop talkin' bad about 'Younce. She's ... adorable.
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Reply #10 posted 07/19/06 10:14pm

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ThreadBare said:

Y'all better stop talkin' bad about 'Younce. She's ... adorable.
They're just saying what's true. She's not the greatest dancer. But she doesn't dance better than some of the better dancers, dance. Somehow it all works.
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Reply #11 posted 07/19/06 10:24pm

missmad

anon said:

missmad said:

babe what video are the pics from?
Deja Vu



really wow i watched that vid don't remember that must have missed it with the 126 costume changes
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Reply #12 posted 07/19/06 10:30pm

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missmad said:

anon said:




really wow i watched that vid don't remember that must have missed it with the 126 costume changes
Distraction tactic. Much of the dance is in the edit.
But I like the video. It's well done.
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Reply #13 posted 07/19/06 10:30pm

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SynthiaRose said:

Beyonce is a diva. She has transcended choreography hmph!

evillol "I don't need to dance. Dancing needs BEYONCE'!!!"evillol
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Reply #14 posted 07/19/06 10:57pm

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i think part of the problem is B still uses the people that cherographed for DC when DC was a bunch of girls from Houston. People that only were used to working with High School Drill and Dance teams... not people that experience turning a great High School dancer into a great professional dancer.

that translates to B not progressing beyond that great highschool dancer.

She needs to hire professionals... stylists and cherograhers and designers and what not.
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Reply #15 posted 07/19/06 11:49pm

BlaqueKnight

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Hate her or love her, she ain't goin' nowhere.
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Reply #16 posted 07/19/06 11:56pm

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Anyway , i liked her choreographed moves with those gals in Crazy In Love
Were those moves speeded-up in the vid ? . They dance very quick in the groupformation .

http://www.youtube.com/wa...%20love%20

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Reply #17 posted 07/20/06 5:59am

menace

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I thought ass shakin was dancing? No?
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Reply #18 posted 07/20/06 6:47am

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100MPH said:






Anyway , i liked her choreographed moves with those gals in Crazy In Love
Were those moves speeded-up in the vid ? . They dance very quick in the groupformation .

http://www.youtube.com/wa...%20love%20


spitfalloff You're wrong for that. But I think she's a good dancer. she's better than a lot of other ppl in entertainment, but this vid seems like she was trying to become more of a classicly trained type of dancer and it didn't always work. She tends to go through a transition period as her dancing improves, where she looks like a chicken with her head cut off in one video, but then she does significantly better in the next vid or in a live performance. It works for her.
I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 woot! dancing jig
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Reply #19 posted 07/20/06 7:26am

Graycap23

That is NOT where her talent lies.....
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Reply #20 posted 07/20/06 7:56am

OdysseyMiles

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I love me some Elaine! Get it, girl! lol
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Reply #21 posted 07/20/06 8:09am

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Besides her pattering herself after Tina, everything else that she relies on is "Look at me bruthas, I'm a buck wild sex machine. Can't all of ya'll just imagine what the sex would be like with me? Ya'll see how I can make my ass hop higher than a car at any Lowrider Hop Contest. Can't u see the way I contort and buck and even make these wild ass facial expressions while I'm jerking like a junkie trying to fight crack cold turkey? Don't ya'll want me? Don't ya'll want this? I can put THIS on ya'll so hard."
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Reply #22 posted 07/20/06 8:12am

Graycap23

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Besides her pattering herself after Tina, everything else that she relies on is "Look at me bruthas, I'm a buck wild sex machine. Can't all of ya'll just imagine what the sex would be like with me? Ya'll see how I can make my ass hop higher than a car at any Lowrider Hop Contest. Can't u see the way I contort and buck and even make these wild ass facial expressions while I'm jerking like a junkie trying to fight crack cold turkey? Don't ya'll want me? Don't ya'll want this? I can put THIS on ya'll so hard."


That is the message that's why I dig Kelly.
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Reply #23 posted 07/20/06 8:16am

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Besides her pattering herself after Tina, everything else that she relies on is "Look at me bruthas, I'm a buck wild sex machine. Can't all of ya'll just imagine what the sex would be like with me? Ya'll see how I can make my ass hop higher than a car at any Lowrider Hop Contest. Can't u see the way I contort and buck and even make these wild ass facial expressions while I'm jerking like a junkie trying to fight crack cold turkey? Don't ya'll want me? Don't ya'll want this? I can put THIS on ya'll so hard."

Sounds like you're getting worked up over there. Are you sure you're not having a Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Brad Hamilton moment?



wink Might need a...

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Reply #24 posted 07/20/06 9:20am

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Reply #25 posted 07/20/06 11:11am

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Graycap23 said:

blackguitaristz said:

Besides her pattering herself after Tina, everything else that she relies on is "Look at me bruthas, I'm a buck wild sex machine. Can't all of ya'll just imagine what the sex would be like with me? Ya'll see how I can make my ass hop higher than a car at any Lowrider Hop Contest. Can't u see the way I contort and buck and even make these wild ass facial expressions while I'm jerking like a junkie trying to fight crack cold turkey? Don't ya'll want me? Don't ya'll want this? I can put THIS on ya'll so hard."


That is the message that's why I dig Kelly.

Exactly. I've always thought Kelly was by far the prettiest. Brothers would look at me like I was crazy for thinking that cuz they got caught up on being color struck and mixed struck, which I am so far from.
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Reply #26 posted 07/20/06 11:14am

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BEYONCE can NOT Dance



Neither can you...
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Reply #27 posted 07/20/06 11:15am

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RipHer2Shreds said:

blackguitaristz said:

Besides her pattering herself after Tina, everything else that she relies on is "Look at me bruthas, I'm a buck wild sex machine. Can't all of ya'll just imagine what the sex would be like with me? Ya'll see how I can make my ass hop higher than a car at any Lowrider Hop Contest. Can't u see the way I contort and buck and even make these wild ass facial expressions while I'm jerking like a junkie trying to fight crack cold turkey? Don't ya'll want me? Don't ya'll want this? I can put THIS on ya'll so hard."

Sounds like you're getting worked up over there. Are you sure you're not having a Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Brad Hamilton moment?



wink Might need a...


Aaaah, that's clever. Used to love me some Ms. Cates back in the day. But nah, what I'm refering to is how it comes off from Beyonce. Almost a desperation to "out do" the other female, and especially, the black female artists with what she's working with. Off stage or in interviews, she comes off like she wouldn't be caught dead doing what she does.
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Reply #28 posted 07/20/06 11:27am

Graycap23

blackguitaristz said:

Graycap23 said:



That is the message that's why I dig Kelly.

Exactly. I've always thought Kelly was by far the prettiest. Brothers would look at me like I was crazy for thinking that cuz they got caught up on being color struck and mixed struck, which I am so far from.



Kelly is COLD man.....BEAUTIFUL in my book.
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Reply #29 posted 07/20/06 11:34am

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ABeautifulOne said:

BEYONCE can NOT Dance



Neither can you...

This chick...rolleyes
rainbow Lance is SO a bottom rolleyes rainbow
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