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lilgish said: sextonseven said: Rainbow - that was another band my friend was really into. I gotta give my friend credit, the only reason I know all these bands' names is because of him. You guys are making me think I shoulda listened to his Yngwie cassettes when I had the chance. 
add edit I love Rainbow  , the Dio years thoughrising is an awesome album. as for joe lynn turner; yeesh to that guy. I can't imagine a more faceless, generic, nondescript vocalist. blandness personified. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: OMG.
I once posted (at least I think it was me  ) a link to Malmsteen freaking out on some woman on a flight to Japan.
"You have unleashed the FURYYYY!!!! You have unleashed the fookin' FURY!"
I have to go find that link again now.... *oh yes, here it is: http://www.roadrun.com/bl...temID=8100  That's even funnier, because it actually Happened!!! actually, that's Hilarious and Pathetic at the same time!!
... " I've got six things on my mind --you're no longer one of them." - Paddy McAloon, Prefab Sprout | |
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paligap said: minneapolisgenius said: OMG.
I once posted (at least I think it was me ) a link to Malmsteen freaking out on some woman on a flight to Japan.
"You have unleashed the FURYYYY!!!! You have unleashed the fookin' FURY!"
I have to go find that link again now.... *oh yes, here it is: http://www.roadrun.com/bl...temID=8100 That's even funnier, because it actually Happened!!! actually, that's Hilarious and Pathetic at the same time!!
... Oh man! That whole thing almost seems like a setup... Kind of bizarre someone dumping water on the guy... | |
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theAudience said: The lame guitar overdubs are what killed me.
Agreed! The overdubs take the video to a new level of hilariousness (is that even a word?) ! | |
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coolcat said: theAudience said: The lame guitar overdubs are what killed me.
Agreed! The overdubs take the video to a new level of hilariousness (is that even a word?) ! That's true, it wouldn't quite work as well without the guitar overdubs... that sh*t's Hilarious! ... " I've got six things on my mind --you're no longer one of them." - Paddy McAloon, Prefab Sprout | |
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damosuzuki said: lilgish said: I love Rainbow , the Dio years thoughrising is an awesome album. as for joe lynn turner; yeesh to that guy. I can't imagine a more faceless, generic, nondescript vocalist. blandness personified. i always wanted to get into Rainbow and I never did. They show a lot of their videos on VH1's Rock Show.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: OMG.
I once posted (at least I think it was me ) a link to Malmsteen freaking out on some woman on a flight to Japan.
"You have unleashed the FURYYYY!!!! You have unleashed the fookin' FURY!"
I have to go find that link again now.... *oh yes, here it is: http://www.roadrun.com/bl...temID=8100  I almost missed this.
He's actually saying released instead of unleashed. Sounds like he's speaking in tongues for a bit there. There's even a bit of modified MJ-speak, "Caaamon, CAAAAAMON!" See ya in Tokyo bitch. What a toon. 
tA  Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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paligap said: coolcat said: Agreed! The overdubs take the video to a new level of hilariousness (is that even a word?) ! That's true, it wouldn't quite work as well without the guitar overdubs... that sh*t's Hilarious! ... It's even funnier if you've seen/heard the unaltered video. 
Good stuff. tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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theAudience said: minneapolisgenius said: OMG.
I once posted (at least I think it was me ) a link to Malmsteen freaking out on some woman on a flight to Japan.
"You have unleashed the FURYYYY!!!! You have unleashed the fookin' FURY!"
I have to go find that link again now.... *oh yes, here it is: http://www.roadrun.com/bl...temID=8100 I almost missed this.
He's actually saying released instead of unleashed. Sounds like he's speaking in tongues for a bit there. There's even a bit of modified MJ-speak, "Caaamon, CAAAAAMON!" See ya in Tokyo bitch. What a toon.
tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431
Yeah, I wrote the "fury" quote from memory (which is stellar as you can see  ) because I hadn't listened to the link in a few months. 
i have to listen to it again now. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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theAudience said: Start here...
http://www.youtube.com/wa...0Malmsteen ...Then click the link for adam02's Videos on that page and enjoy. tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 That's the funniest shit I've seen in a long time! | |
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damosuzuki said: rising is an awesome album. 
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and if you didn't already know tA, Yngwie worshipped Hendrix.  | |
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BlaqueKnight said: That's the funniest shit I've seen in a long time! A musician friend sent that to me on Friday morning and had me laughing all day.
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sinisterpentatonic said: and if you didn't already know tA, Yngwie worshipped Hendrix.
Yeah, I know all about his "epiphany" on exactly 9/17/1970 after seeing a Jimi Hendrix special on TV. And the heavily touted PR/BS... The day Jimi Hendrix died, the guitar-playing Yngwie was born. ... 
Hey, no doubt that guy's got skills. It's just that outside of the orchestral stuff, his material just doesn't touch me. 
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minneapolisgenius said: Yeah, I wrote the "fury" quote from memory (which is stellar as you can see
) because I hadn't listened to the link in a few months.
i have to listen to it again now. Let me know if you can decipher the speaking in tongues section.
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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theAudience said: minneapolisgenius said: Yeah, I wrote the "fury" quote from memory (which is stellar as you can see
) because I hadn't listened to the link in a few months.
i have to listen to it again now. Let me know if you can decipher the speaking in tongues section.
tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 I just listened to it twice again, but I think if we had some video to go with it, we'd see that he was trying out some karate moves on the woman.
and "I'll kill that motherfucker...I'll kill that motherfucker... I'll kill that motherfucker... " "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: I just listened to it twice again, but I think if we had some video to go with it, we'd see that he was trying out some karate moves on the woman.
and "I'll kill that motherfucker...I'll kill that motherfucker... I'll kill that motherfucker... " The visual I have is of a rather portly longhaired Rocker-type stuffed into leather pants a few sizes to small, ranting and raving around the plane. Not a good visual at all. 
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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theAudience said: minneapolisgenius said: I just listened to it twice again, but I think if we had some video to go with it, we'd see that he was trying out some karate moves on the woman.
and "I'll kill that motherfucker...I'll kill that motherfucker... I'll kill that motherfucker... " The visual I have is of a rather portly longhaired Rocker-type stuffed into leather pants a few sizes to small, ranting and raving around the plane. Not a good visual at all.
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 at this whole thread. The youtube links left me laughing, the plane trip to Japan that Minne posted left me laughing so hard I coughed,
"release the fookin fury" it's not that he's been typecast as an ego maniac, he is a fookin ego maniac and disrespectful to women 
I agree about the orchestral stuff being decent and I loved Rising Force but I did see video footage of him destroying Voodo Child
I just gotta find those cheescake recipes
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Slave2daGroove said: Thx for the laughs t/A
Glad this had the desired result. We'll all need 'em on a regular basis. 
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theAudience said: minneapolisgenius said: I just listened to it twice again, but I think if we had some video to go with it, we'd see that he was trying out some karate moves on the woman.
and "I'll kill that motherfucker...I'll kill that motherfucker... I'll kill that motherfucker... " The visual I have is of a rather portly longhaired Rocker-type stuffed into leather pants a few sizes to small, ranting and raving around the plane. Not a good visual at all.
tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 Yeah, a rather portly longhaired Rocker-type stuffed into leather pants a few sizes to small, ranting and raving around the plane doing drunken karate kicks. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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