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POSTING: Primer If you want to have a post with "legs", these are sure-fire components that must be included...
1) Make sure your Subject Line includes extreme language (Best of All Time, So and So SUCKS!!!) 2) Post about an artist more that 10 people have heard of. (When in doubt go with the Big Ms - Michael, Madonna, Mariah) 3) Include some type of racial slant. ...If you can create a post with all 3 you're pretty much guaranteed to have a successful thread. Feel free to add other mandatory elements I may have overlooked. Happy Posting! 
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point 3 is the best one. Alot of people on here love giving their opinions about race in music. | |
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no wonder my threads die a quick death. i haven't been following the rules. ------------------------------------------------
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I don't know about such things. | |
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thesexofit said: point 3 is the best one. Alot of people on here love giving their opinions about race in music.
A hair-trigger subject for sure. 
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medoc2003 said: no wonder my threads die a quick death. i haven't been following the rules.
I'm here to help. 
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lilgish said: I don't know about such things.
You're scholarly. I know you can handle it if you'd just apply yourself. 
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theAudience said: If you want to have a post with "legs", these are sure-fire components that must be included...
1) Make sure your Subject Line includes extreme language (Best of All Time, So and So SUCKS!!!) 2) Post about an artist more that 10 people have heard of. (When in doubt go with the Big Ms - Michael, Madonna, Mariah) 3) Include some type of racial slant. ...If you can create a post with all 3 you're pretty much guaranteed to have a successful thread. Feel free to add other mandatory elements I may have overlooked. Happy Posting!
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 So...if I stay a tad shallow, use the lowest level of vocabulary on the food chain, and keep my Mensa mind to myself, I can guarantee success? Wow...so easy! 
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cubic61052 said: So...if I stay a tad shallow, use the lowest level of vocabulary on the food chain, and keep my Mensa mind to myself, I can guarantee success? Wow...so easy!
Keep in mind this was done in jest with a dollop of truth thrown in for good measure.
 But it does work.
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minneapolisgenius said: 
...Girl you know it's true. tA Tribal Disorder
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theAudience said: minneapolisgenius said:
...Girl you know it's true. tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 I like suggestion #1 the best.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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theAudience said: 3) Include some type of racial slant.
Like the ONE DROP THEORY? Oh, no, there goes this thread.....  | |
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VoicesCarry said: theAudience said: 3) Include some type of racial slant.
Like the ONE DROP THEORY? Oh, no, there goes this thread..... No you don't start with that. 
After the thread gets everybody's blood boiling and folks start making ad hominem attacks, I use that to get the thread killed. 
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theAudience said: cubic61052 said: So...if I stay a tad shallow, use the lowest level of vocabulary on the food chain, and keep my Mensa mind to myself, I can guarantee success? Wow...so easy!
Keep in mind this was done in jest with a dollop of truth thrown in for good measure.
But it does work.
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 I understood..... So THAT is the recipe for org success.....if I post your way, will I be a popular as you are? Please, pretty please - can I ever hope to be as cool as tA? 
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Hootie is a suck ass uncle tom! a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Morbid posts seem to go over well also. Case in point. Like the thread a few months ago entitled "What Do You Think Prince Will Die Of?" GEEZ!!! | |
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4) _____ vs. _____ My Legacy
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theAudience said: If you want to have a post with "legs", these are sure-fire components that must be included...
1) Make sure your Subject Line includes extreme language (Best of All Time, So and So SUCKS!!!) 2) Post about an artist more that 10 people have heard of. (When in doubt go with the Big Ms - Michael, Madonna, Mariah) 3) Include some type of racial slant. ...If you can create a post with all 3 you're pretty much guaranteed to have a successful thread. Feel free to add other mandatory elements I may have overlooked. Happy Posting!
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 So, using all these and adding a fourth: 4) Comment on said performer's weight. Example of a subject line that would surely generate some posts: Mariah Is a Big Fat Stankin' Ass Ho Who Only Said She Was Black When She Had To. These topics are boring me lately. That's why I'm gonna take some time off from this emm effin' joint. | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: theAudience said: If you want to have a post with "legs", these are sure-fire components that must be included...
So, using all these and adding a fourth: 4) Comment on said performer's weight. Example of a subject line that would surely generate some posts: Mariah Is a Big Fat Stankin' Ass Ho Who Only Said She Was Black When She Had To. I could never get tired of posts like that! My Legacy
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cubic61052 said: I understood..... So THAT is the recipe for org success.....if I post your way, will I be a popular as you are? Please, pretty please - can I ever hope to be as cool as tA?
I don't post that way so that I can stay under the radar... 
 Please, i'm anything but cool, it's hot as hell out here. 
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 [Edited 7/6/06 11:36am] "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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Stax said:
Hootie is a suck ass uncle tom! 
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ThePunisher said: Morbid posts seem to go over well also. Case in point. Like the thread a few months ago entitled "What Do You Think Prince Will Die Of?" GEEZ!!!
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RipHer2Shreds said: So, using all these and adding a fourth: 4) Comment on said performer's weight. Example of a subject line that would surely generate some posts: Mariah Is a Big Fat Stankin' Ass Ho Who Only Said She Was Black When She Had To. These topics are boring me lately. That's why I'm gonna take some time off from this emm effin' joint.
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