Pretty much one of Parliament/Funkadelic's trademarks. George's quips, gags, or vocal thumblings.

What are your favs?

I always loved...

"Peckin' lightly like a woodpecker with a headache"

The evil nursery rhymes always crease me up, too.

"There once was a man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe.
He was dreaming of Venus,
when he took out his penis
and woke up with a handful of goo.
Put your foot on the rock!"

That's the unique, screwed up stuff I love.
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Tryin' to put a size twelve foot
In a size eight shoe (you know that won't do)
It's like putting on a five dollar hat
On a nickel head (It's about that hat rack)

paging Funkpill.....paging Funkpill....

yeah, funkpill definitely needs to get in here.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

The bigger the headache the bigger Pill!

Free your mind free your relationship to time

Free your mind and your ass will follow

shit there are so many....keep it coming

The whole of "Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad" pretty much defines the idea of fukked up throwaway lines.

Two of my all-time favourite lines are from that song.

"The fear of being eaten by a sandwich"

"Fried ice cream is a reality"

"Ego-munchies!"

What the funk.

I really love:
"The Unenjoyment Line"

I don't know if this is a "throw away" line or just a lyric, but this always makes me laugh:


Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring
breath smelling like a 1948 Buick....
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Once upon a time is call NOW!!!

Between the 'N' and the 'W', we 'O' it to ourselves..



What's a booty??!!

And how will I know if I'm shakin' it??!!


How ya' gon' party for me??!!
When I am da' party babaaay?!!



Crazier than a sex maniac, in a whorehouse, with a credit card!!!
Laughing at cha'!!


Can you imagine Doobie in your funk??

And my all time favorite.....TALK!!!


Just a few

Hey lady wont you be my dog and I'll be your tree and you can pee on me!

I am Funkadelic
Dedicated to the feeling of good
And baby, I'm good at being good

and:

FLY ON!!!

Renato said:

he will do you no harm...other than pee in yo afro!

All-time favorite P-funk line? Easy:

"Does anybody have change for funk?"

God bless George Clinton!

.....Who is this bitch?.....

...



on the flipside of this, my favorites are really the deep lines:




"If you don't like the effects, don't produce the cause"


"...and it's that animal instinct in me,
that makes me wanna defend me...
Makes me wanna Live when it's time to die"


"With the rhythm it takes to dance to what we have to live through, you can dance underwater and not get wet"


" Just let us in, we'll turn that Motha' out"


"Ain't you deep, in your semi-first class seat"


"free your mind, free your relationship to time"


"THINK! It ain't illegal Yet!!"




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darkstranger521 said:

yup..


These phrases made me hip!!!

And If You Would SUCK!!! my soul,

I will LICK!!! your funky emotions..


Hey babay!!!

paligap said:

These dudes soud like professors on some hip ass campus.
LOVE it.....

"P-funk... the real funk... the "which one is George Clinton?" -funk."

Say somethin' nasty?


"Dr Funkenstein here
Preoccupied and dedicated
To the preservation of the motion of hips"


"Swift lippin', ego trippin' and body snatchin'"

"To my song I can relate and I don't got to syncopate
Every word is in time, on time, at all times"


Now the kid was kick-back, lining the cut
Eatin' some fish and chips
And this freaky little groupie
>From the funky side of town
Begin to give him some lip
She was babblin' about how bad, ah
She could do the bump
The kid said on the real side of things
Bertha, you got too much rump to bump!


"Eat this for me" and from a tiny tree
She plucked a fruit and placed it on her navel
I was no freak, but I was gettin' weak
I took the quickest way into her womanhood.



Cheaper than discount family therapy
We bring you funk on a couch
From the doctor


Oh! That fuss was us
He's got a bug, she's got a bug
Debugging, baby
That fuss was us
They bug you, they bug your friends
Until they bug you out
That fuss was us
Yeah, call us the pest control


... and Icka Prick

lke John Henry the steel drivin' man
Who with a hammer and spike in his hand
Said it's what's up front that cunt
Lifting weights with his tits (icka prick and iron pussy)
Doing pushups with his clit (yucka fuck and muscle cunt)
Disgusting!


"Suck my mind"



This is equal-opportunity nasty

(without humps there will be no gettin' over)



Oh, yeah, you'll get knocked up listening to this (ahhh-ahhh-ahhh)
You'd better put some protection on your ears
This is graffilthy! (ahhhh-ahhh-ahh!)


Icka prick
You're sick!
Who you gonna stick? (can you imagine this?)
That's a counterfeit dick
The shape of things to come
Can you dig it
Can you imagine this?



This ain't about penetration
It's about tenderness and concentration
Friction what gets you off
Oh, you ain't seen obscene yet


Follow me to the men's room
Watch me write on the wall
I'll tell it all
Flush you before I go
Wash out my mouth with soap
And shit-talk some mo'!
Let's discuss disgusting
You ain't seen obscene yet



Elmo MacNasty, mental masturbation
Psychological perversion

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Oh!!!


Airthang is on thee one!!!

You can dance underwater and not get wet..Oh!!!

"Those that wanna funk but don't know how
Should've seen the bull funkin' with the cow
Funk so hard they saw some smoke
Let's get on Saturday Night Live and funk with the folks
Laughin' atcha!"

George Clinton SNL 1986