omg, I once masturbated to this woman's music video.

She's still an extremely pretty young lady.

And she's pregnant, so she's carrying a few extra tonnes. So what?

Christopher said:

his watch hypnotizes me

Britney is HAWT. She kinda reminds me of Courtney Love in the first pic. Which is a good thing cos I have an obsession with Courtney.

Oh mannn, I love me some redneck trash !

Y'know that when you go out with a hillbilly chick,
& if she invites in for a slice of milk,
what you're really gonna get is a big ol' slab of 'pie'.

And they like to do this thing called "playing possum".
It's where they try to act all respectable at first by not moving at all,
but as soon as you touch 'em,
you'll get to experience first hand just how much damage those little yellow jagged teeth of theirs can do.
...Oh, and also why they have such a huge gap in the front of their teeth....

sallysassalot said:

I told you she was incurably dumb way back in '03 Seriously, she has cow eyes. Nothin' going on. And you can't "mature" when you've got those.

Thank god she and her career are in the toilet, though, otherwise we might be treated to more terrible terrible music.

as someone who had to be the ugliest pregnant chick on the planet, I'm not gonna dog ol' Brit, she looks bad because she probably feels like crap. She married a stupid ass man and is poppin' out his babies.

I am one to think Britney will actually turn it around it a couple of years. She's having one of those dumb moments. We grow up and mature (hopefully) and move on.

Also, just because you have a child, you're still YOU. A baby doesn't just turn you into some super mature person instantly. If I didn't have my family helping and teaching me to be a mom, lawd.....my chyle would be right now.

Britney will be aight. She has always been a hick though.

Pregnancy is never an excuse for looking like a slob.

sallysassalot said:

love your log entry where you talk about your new facial products!

sallysassalot said:

You obviously haven't seen a large portion of the U.S. population. You never grow out of that.

minneapolisgenius said:

One thing is for sure:

She sure is fertile!

miguelbulcao said:

Is that a GOOD thing though?

minneapolisgenius said:

no...

Evil shitney spawns destroying the earth! She'll become the borg queen...

miguelbulcao said:

I don't want to be around in 20 years to witness this.

minneapolisgenius said:

It will be worse in 20 years:

Madonna would perform on a bed of nails her new remixed version of Jimmy Jimmy, included on her 44th farewell tour called Exorcising the dance floor...

Jimmy Jimmy (Jacques Lu Cont's thin white duke with guitar re-exorcism redux mix)
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miguelbulcao said:

I'm marking your words, because it's not at all far-fetched.

miguelbulcao said:

see! if my broke ass can take care of my business, i know she can!

Rhondab said:

i don't buy it. first and least of all, when you're an entertainer (that is, when you make millions of dollars based on public perception) it is part of your job to look good when making official appearances. it doesn't matter how you feel. there are many times i had to go to work (as a waiter) and i felt like shit. my customers don't care and they don't want to be served by someone who looks sloppy or dirty. entertainers are no different.

secondly, who's fault is it that she married a loser and is now poppin' out his children? everyone around her supposedly told her this marriage was a bad idea. she's gotta know by now they were right.

i never said a baby would turn someone into a new person but there are certain things you just "get" right away. shit, i only got a dog one month ago but i've had to change the way i do things!

she fucken knows she is seen like that too.. look at the Us and People magazines in that picture!

sallysassalot said:

sallysassalot said:

this is all utter BS and completely judgemental.

Most pics we see of Brit are not "official appearances". She's walking around doing her thing, chillin' and I don't expect her to look fab everytime I see her.

I'm not even a fan of Britney's BUT I've been around enough young women who've made bad choices to know some things don't change over night or don't happen instantly. I know because some of the crap happen to me. So you can buy it or not but sometimes it takes a minute to snap out of the nonsense.

Good luck with the dog.

Rhondab said:

i don't care what she looks like when she's on her own time. when bitch is shopping or at the movies or in a gas station rest room barefoot, i could care less if she's together. but when you are an entertainer and you go on tv...you are on the job. look the part. dag, its what you get paid for.

and crap happened to me. crap happens to everyone. and it does take a minute to snap out of it, agreed. ol' girl has had a minute. she's about to be mommy to baby number 2. she has nannies, therapists, assistants, housekeepers, and consultants...there is no excuse for her being a mess.

get it together, brit brit.

IstenSzek said:

oh my god....I immediately thought Christian Bale too!

sallysassalot said:

oh please. The baby isn't a year old good yet. That woman is still young enough to turn it around on her time table.

and why the hell would anyone want to by a fragrance from this bitch! you know it must smell like bayou funk.

GangstaFam said:

Is that Mariah?

Novabreaker said:

sallysassalot said:

an ex roommate of mine had Curious....and it actually smelled pretty good. She would always use the shower gel and left the shower shower smelling so nice. I still don't like her though ....really unpleasent person overall. Paris Hilton has a perfume out now and of all people my grandma has it I didn't even know she had one out until I went over my grandma's house the other day, and I complimented her perfume because it smelled so good. My mouth dropped when she said it was Paris Hilton.....I highly doubt my grandma even knows who Paris Hilton is. That's a good thing, I guess

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Rhondab said:

To quote the great philosopher, Fredrick G. Sanford. "It's a tough world out there...and it's even tougher when you're stupid"
Her first stupid move was dating a guy that left his pregnant girlfriend to date her!

Like I've been saying 4 years.....I don't get her or what people see in her.