It's bad enough they let his dorky part of the exchange (w/ Chris Tucker) stay on the album -- "She is banginnnnn'!!" -- & giggling & shit on "You Rock My World"...


but the ultimate offense (more laughable than singing about a woman) is @ 00:43...


"... dark child... I like that..."











BITCH PLEASE!!!









:::waits for vitiligo madness to ensue:::



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[Edited 5/27/06 9:38am]

"She looks good"

That is a really funny exchange, no doubt.

Chris: Taa-ta-ta-ta-ta-mee! That giiiiirl! Oh man! Look at that girl right
there! Goodness gracious! Uuh! That girl fine man! Look at the, oh! She's just
too fine she know she fine too!
Michael: She is bangin'...
Chris: Ooh, she's off the hook!
Michael: She looks good, you're right.
Chris: Uhh, uhh, uh, uh, uh. I betchoo cain't nobody can get that girl!
Michael: Chris, I can get her...
Chris: You can't get that girl, Mike, I guarantee you can't get that girl!
Michael: Watch me get that girl!
Chris: I bet you never neverland you can't!
Michael: I can get her!
Chris: Alright, shomon then! Shomon!
Michael: Watch!

I swear, I used to wince everytime I heard that exchange between those two...I mean, it is SO OBVIOUS that MJ has NEVER hit on a woman before, cuz he just didn't sound right....one of THE most uncomfortable, awkward moments ever put on record...

CinisterCee said:

Richard Simmons & Ryan Seacrest talkin' on the phone.

CinisterCee said:

This part... laced w/ giggling... shameful

CalhounSq said:

embarassing! MJ does NOT know how to hit on a woman!

HoneymoonXpress said:

co sign, id wince outta emabarrasment and then bust out laughin

wtf? Just because he's never had to hit on a woman doesn't mean he couldn't succeed in it. I mean, how often some simple chick's gonna hear in her whole life a line like "Wanna come at my place for a ferris wheel ride?". Or "Wanna see my elephant? It's really big" - finally that one isn't even a lie.

^^ haha.

Novabreaker said:

NAAAAAH

Face it, the guy could get some serious female attention because of his exotic lifestyle. One can only imagine to lines he could come up with.

Have you ever get to do it yourself inside an oxygen tank?

Novabreaker said:

My English is starting to suck again, btw.

VoicesCarry said:

CalhounSq said:

you realize dark child is rodney jerkins?

CalhounSq said:

Wait a minute... so you wanna say he generally does not like people of colour (or their looks) or what?

lilgish said:

I do

calldapplwondery83 said:

He was once a "dark child". If he liked it so much, why the Sissy Spacek mask? It's contradictory



*This thread is kind of a joke... but not

CalhounSq said:

I feel a "One Drop Theory" moment approaching.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

At first I was about 2 curse somebody out but



Yes I remember my friends said, "that's what Isaiah would sound like if he tried to get a girl!"


They are right. I use my eye glances to get my men's.


That part was so obvious that MJ was gay.....shamon nah!

i always cringed at the MJ/Chris Tucker skit for this song....

paisleypark4 said:

Richard Simmons & Ryan Seacrest talkin' on the phone.[/quote]


While calling Clay Aiken on the three way speakerphone discussing what a nice a** Katherine McPhee has.

But seriously folks. You mean MJ was lying when he sang "Liberian Girl"? And that video of "The Way You Make Me Feel" with all those sound effects.

You can't tell me MJ didn't hit on Peggy Lipton with Q wasn't looking.

That Lisa Marie thing?

[Edited 5/27/06 21:15pm]

CalhounSq said:

Michael isn't attracted to women?

theAudience said:

well...
Mj is a Horrible Actor...

Double
[Edited 5/27/06 21:26pm]

Krytonite said:

You're so cute