bitch

IstenSzek said:

Wanna fight?

yeah, i do. but beware, i'm gonna call my cousin monique

http://www.youtube.com/wa...ck%20woman

IstenSzek said:

I bet she's not afraid of my chainsaw either.

she will use your chainsaw to cut of your legs
and put them on a sandwich with some mayonaise

IstenSzek said:

I hate mayonaise.

i'm sure it can be a yoghurt dressing if you ask politely

IstenSzek said:

That or mustard would be better!

My legs are very tasty...

Cheek said:

pictures, please

IstenSzek said:

Here's a picture....

Cheek said:

yeah, i do. but beware, i'm gonna call my cousin monique

http://www.youtube.com/wa...ck%20woman

IstenSzek said:

Did you see her slam that noggin against the car!

is it true that she's not allowing air conditioning on this tour?

Anx said:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...lxcYKntW_k

Just give me a fahhhn!

RipHer2Shreds said:

because i am dying

pictures, please

IstenSzek said:

IstenSzek said:

Classic.

Careese, you have no idea; I cahnt take it.

why does it matter? she can't sing very well anyway. it's more about the spectacle and watching her hang from wires and bend herself into pretzel shapes. i wish for her audiences' sake that she'd mime her guitar playing.

is it true that she's not allowing air conditioning on this tour?

how many weeks ago did she die?

IstenSzek said:

I'm not sure, but the shoes are lovely.

perhaps it's pj harvey! in which case, the legs
are actually very healthy looking and a bit fat

IstenSzek said:

I think those are Morticia Addams' legs!

we should investigate. i won't be able to sleep
tonight before the riddle of these mysterious
legs has been solved!

why does it matter? she can't sing very well anyway. it's more about the spectacle and watching her hang from wires and bend herself into pretzel shapes. i wish for her audiences' sake that she'd mime her guitar playing.

is it true that she's not allowing air conditioning on this tour?

You guys are acting like she's Britney Spears. She usually only lip synches 2 or 3 songs a tour. From what I've seen from this show she sings everything live. Although I haven't seen the full show I doubt she'll lip synch the songs I haven't seen. They aren't choreographed that much.

peppeken said:

i could buy her an air conditioner for 400 dollars.

MartyMcFly said:

If you hate her so much,what are you doing watching her documentary in the first place? You claim that you hate her,yet you click on every thread devoted to her....you even memorize things that she has said.You seem to be more obsessed with her than even her diehard fans,lol.I guess she's really got a hold on you,huh?

She sang live on a clip I saw. She was balancing on a horse looking thing, doing tricks on it while suspended in the air. I hope she doesn't fall off that shit. The vocal wasn't great, but hers never really are. She was singing Like a Virgin - kinda funny to see her singing this @ her age now

Stone me if you must

peppeken said:

oh well, better luck next time. at least madonna puts on a great show.
i went to see Tori Amos on her last tour and expected great things for
the night. it was just her and the piano and all the previous shows on
that tour had been rather special.

then she came onto the stage and just did one of the most awful shows
i've ever seen. bad song choice, bad attitude, off key vocals and just
a general lack of momentum.

i'd rather have someone mime to 2 or 3 songs and still put on a good
show than have someone on stage who clearly doesn't feel like being up
there that night.