Just found aload of prince material I forgot I had - wonderful! Anyway just got back from lunch to read this e-mail, I thought I'd share it with you!

Lunch Time facts


1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you
will ingest 1/12 litres of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into
indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door
handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will
contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while
you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who
have recently masturbated and failed to wash their
hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the
contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100
chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples'
anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of potato chips/crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their
faeces.

So,there are more WOMEN than men who don't wash their hands after masturbating??

How do they know this?

Nep2nes said:

Damned if I know...

REDFEATHERS said:

Hmmm, you know I always had a problem with people offering me Bovril flavour crisps.

You're getting me all worked up...mmm. Fastfood pubes...anyone getting hungry for Wendy's?

BTW, how is food at a sit down restaurant or food in your home pube free? Most of the breads and meat used, are processed in the same factories.

Another one..

From the daily telegraph last week, true story...


There's a town in Hertfordshire (UK) called Tillit.
In Tillit is a pub called "The Cockwell Inn".
The publican there is a lady called Lucy Likes.
Her address is:- Miss Lucy Likes, The Cockwell Inn, Tillit, Herts.

For all you Orgers from Herts, is this true? Thought it quite funny!