Yes, she did! Trashing slutty pop tunes! Ladies and germs, we have a new madonna!


http://www.paris-hilton.b...t%20Up.mp3

http://www.paris-hilton.b...rtbeat.mp3

http://www.paris-hilton.b...%20You.mp3

http://www.paris-hilton.b...alousy.mp3

It's better than 3121!

This is the worst stuff I've heard in years.

Question: How many Parises do you think they have singing along at once there? I hear about 10 layers. I guess pitch correction just wasn't enough.

VoicesCarry said:

it's the SAW method!

MikeMatronik said:

Let's SAW her in half and be done with it.

when does her album drop?

dancerella said:

As soon as she finds the right laxative.

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VoicesCarry said:

I'll buy it.

i thought it was new Britney

Damn, the miracles that producers can do ... how about "Processed Paris" as an album title?

VoicesCarry said:

i'd be happy if i SAW her fall in a volcano.

I'm addicted to the Simple Life.

Well im the last that will stick up for Paris, because she is basically famous for just showing up to parties. But as far as the music clips, she is exactly what all the other countless pop/rb girls are, she is easily going to be a MTV fave, im sure this summer Paris will have a hit album and the marketing will tie it in with her show and other things. I mean did people expect her to be the next beatles or something. She will fit in perfectly with all the Kelly Clarksons, JoJo's, britneys, Jessica simpson and countless others. Its all about the promotion remember and Im sure her label is putting in millions to it. Do we not realize that your talent really gets u nowhere these days, just hire a good Promo team and you can sell millions, look at the MIMI album.

lastdecember said:

hellll no, Now I know you aint comparing Mimi album to Paris Hiltons
Kelly Clarksons, JoJo and Jessica can at least sing
I hope this gets shelved for good, it's a waste of space and time, like a vortex.
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MikeMatronik said:[quote]Yes, she did! Trashing slutty pop tunes! Ladies and germs, we have a new madonna!



Sounds like "Rumors" by Lohan


Sounds like "Time After Time" by Lauper


Reminds me of "My Humps"


I can't think of what this sounds like.

Turn it up and Heartbeat will be hits.

The Grease track will probably do well too. Not as crazy about it though.
Jealousy is the song that will creep up on you. The "la la la's" are cute.

I might buy this CD....may not admit to it though.
Either way, it will do very well. We know the videos will be top notch.

The production is really cohesive from what I've heard so far: however there's something really creepy to me about the fact that kids in school yards all across America (my own nieces and nephews included)will soon be "la-la-la"-ing to the songs of a girl who can never manage to keep her vaginal area properly covered during a red carpet photo op

twink69 said:

No im not comparing Mariah to Paris obviously, BUT what i am comparing is the fact that with PROMO you can sell anything. Now I love Mariah as I have said before many times, but she was "taboo" in the industry, not only did radio reject her but Video stations rejected her too. And thats why MC fired her Promo team and hired Jennifer Lopez's, because lets face it, if MIMI didnt sell mariah was a step from being dumped from Def Jam. And i also like Jennifer but musically she needs the best promo to get her played and seen. So now here comes Paris Hilton, really no talent at all, but as we know thats not what matters. just hire some slick producers, a good video director, maybe have a guest or two on the record and youre in the top 10. That was my point, I mean if talent determined the charts, then you would probably see about 5% of whats on their now, still there after a "talent Check"