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Why is Urethra so fat? Good god woman. The plumper she gets, the more shitty she sounds. Now if only she'd get it together... Aretha's proud to be a big woman By Nicole Lampert, Daily Mail 13 March 2006 When she sang about Respect for the first time in 1967, Aretha Franklin was a svelte brunette. Forty years on, she is almost unrecognisable. In a blonde wig, spilling out of a low-cut gown, a much larger Queen of Soul appeared at a gala dinner in Washington on Friday. And Miss Franklin couldn't be happier. For the first time, she says, the real Aretha is on stage - a 'big woman' who loves her food. The 63-year-old has revealed she spent decades starving herself to stay slim. 'For a long time I suffered so much trying to be what other people expected me to be and look like,' she told the Canyon News website. 'I definitely was never meant to be a model-type walking down a runway - I'm just Aretha singing what she feels in her heart and soul. So far, people seem to understand...' The audience at the National Association of Black-Owned Broadcasters gala dinner certainly seemed satisfied, giving the mother of four a standing ovation. http://www.thisislondon.c...?version=2 | |
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Ok, just noticed how I spelled her name wrong. Oops.
Anyhow, I shouldn't have been so mean. I LOVE her voice. ADORE it. But I'm so worried about what she's doing to herself. | |
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Ok, I'm drunk. She's looked worse I guess. | |
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Ok, this thread sucks. Please delete it or lock it or something. I'm gonna go get a taco now. | |
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urethra!!!
what an ass. she does look like she's finished off a couple dozen buckets of xtra crispy though. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: urethra!!!
what an ass. she does look like she's finished off a couple dozen buckets of xtra crispy though. mmmmm Popye's!!!!! Thank You San Alejo for getting rid of my enemies. :-0
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That Poor Dress Strap!!
The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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oh my GOD!!. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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I think she gave up on her weight years ago But hell, I guess people can only hold it together for so long - she's up there in age, so...
I just wish she would dress according to her weight. She's always wearing something that has those titties on the verge of spillage - I just want her to be less tacky | |
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Does her cereal bowl come with a lifeguard? One of Dansa's org hornies
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She makes Free Willy look like a goldfish One of Dansa's org hornies
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Ya'll know we're inside her right now? One of Dansa's org hornies
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I heard when she goes to the zoo SHE gets fed. One of Dansa's org hornies
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I heard she went out for Japanese last week and Godzilla sued for copyright infringement. | |
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everytime she turns around it's her birthday The enormous gap between what US leaders do in the world and what Americans think their leaders are doing is one of the great propaganda accomplishments of the dominant political mythology. - Michael Parenti | |
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she went to Sizzlers and got a group discount The enormous gap between what US leaders do in the world and what Americans think their leaders are doing is one of the great propaganda accomplishments of the dominant political mythology. - Michael Parenti | |
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after sex I rolled over twice and I'm still on top The enormous gap between what US leaders do in the world and what Americans think their leaders are doing is one of the great propaganda accomplishments of the dominant political mythology. - Michael Parenti | |
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you guys are vicious | |
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Oh, I get it now!
Dressing like you picked your clothes from a garbage bag is fine. That's doing what you want to do and fuck what anyone thinks about it. Or changing your baby's nasty diaper at the table in a restaurant is tolerated and quickly dismissed as just another rumor as long as you're Britney Spears. But FATNESS?? Fatness is just totally unacceptable around here. Anyway, Aretha - that's A-R-E-T-H-A for the drunk comedian, has a voice that sounds devine no matter what size she is. Even with a cold, she can out sing every last so-called pop/r&b diva out there today. Show some damn R-E-S-P-E-C-T!! [Edited 3/14/06 4:10am] | |
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'm sure aretha is blubbering her way to the bank. | |
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I heard she licks hot light bulbs A happy face, A Thumpin Bass, For A Lovin' Race. PEACE. | |
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It's great that Aretha is super confident and doesn't care what others think.She's at peace with herself.But,it is extremely unhealthy to be that overweight,and I really wish she would take it seriously.I'm not saying she should try to go down to a size four (lol),but it wouldn't hurt to cut down on the sweet potato pies | |
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Aretha Franklin looked amazing in the mid-70s when she was thin, just look at this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/wa...20american | |
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Damn I wonder how they managed to find all that fabric for her... | |
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DynamicSavior said: Does her cereal bowl come with a lifeguard?
DAMN!.......that did it! | |
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Anx said: I heard she went out for Japanese last week and Godzilla sued for copyright infringement.
...you need to stop but seriously, she needs to keep her weight in check for health reasons. | |
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It would do Aretha a lot of good to lose weight. No one should be as big as she is. If she wants to live to a ripe old age, she better try to drop at least 60-80 lbs. | |
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well she didn't start gaining weight until she quick smoking in the 80's i think. Although i don't like people talking about "fat" people and stuff like that, i do agree that she does need to lose some weight. Maybe she will follow in the footsteps of Jennifer Holiday, Star Jones, or even Oprah..who knows... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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My mother has gotten to the same point in her life where she just doesn't give a shit about her weight and overeats and gained too much weight.
It's heartbreaking just to see someone let go just for the sake of it, or because they're older and they feel there's no point anymore. | |
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