From perezhilton.com




We are not her gynecologist.

We have not stared into the Federhole, and we don't want to later give her a Fuller-esque miscarriage.

So, we will not say this as 100% fact.

HOWEVER, we have it on very good authority and we have heard from multiple sources that down on her Lucky in love star Britney Spears is pregnant again, PerezHilton.com has learned exclusively.

Britney may be simple, but she ain't dumb as shit. She was already sperminated once by K-Fag, so she might as well get another demon spawn in her before she dumps him, which we've heard has already happened!

Yes, several sources tell PerezHilton.com that a pregnant Britney has kicked Kevin (for the last time) to the curb. Amen!

Brit is currently staying at the Four Seasons Maui with her mom and little Tater Tot.

The normally skin-friendly Spears, who just a month or so ago was wearing belly-baring t-shirts, has been frolicking on the beach in Maui in a (black, which is usually slimming) one-piece bathing suit, looking decidedly larger in the midsection.

And, it was apparent to everyone at Will & Grace, an on-set mole tells us, that Britney is preggers, especially the costume department.

Though her publicist recently denied claims that Spears is pregnant, it will be hard to hide the truth much longer.

Just last week, Britney was rushed to the hospital for "stomach cramps," something not uncommon amongst pregnant women.

Spears also suffered complications during her first pregnancy, having to be rushed to the hospital whilst vacationing at her home in Destin, Florida.

Also, earlier this month, one of the celebrity weeklies reported that Spears was pregnant again, stunning shoppers at a Malibu store by rubbing her tummy and announcing, "That's right, number two!" Plus, a friend of Brit's told the tab, In Touch, that "Britney is definitely pregnant again."

Perez was at the same Kanye West/Verizon Wireless Grammy party that Spears and Federline were at, and our spies that were near the singer tells us that she was not drinking alcohol that evening, the norm for expectant mothers.

Britney and Tater Tot will be setting up camp in Hawaii for a while. A source close to the songstress tells us that Spears is looking to rent an apartment in Hawaii, where she wants to record her new album.

Wonder if the new baby will put a crimp on any touring plans?

Congrats Britney! Congrats on dumping K-Fed! And, yeah, the baby is happy news too.

all hail the Queen of White Trash

Oh geez, i spit out my doctor pepper when i seen that shitty photoshopped pic.

ehuffnsd said:

Britney is classy, how could you?

ehuffnsd said:

lol, that jacket or whatever it is, is a damn mess

She should get a divorce and into a lesbian period with Missy!

MikeMatronik said:

She could do better than that

MikeMatronik said:

hehehehe how?

CinisterCee said:

think...

SPEARS SEEKS SIKH YOGA MASTER'S HELP


BRITNEY SPEARS


BRITNEY SPEARS is reportedly seeking the help of a yoga guru as she plans her career comeback.

The pop superstar has been spotted visiting Sikh yoga master SINGH KHALSA at his Los Angeles home and sources claim she's undergoing a course of `sound healing'.

During the therapy sessions, which are based on ancient kundalini yoga practices, clients are exposed to sound vibrations as they lie on a special couch.

It's not the first time Britney has turned to ancient religions for spiritual help - the singer also dabbled with Kabbalah and recently had her baby son SEAN PRESTON blessed by a Hindu minister.

she's pregnant with poop?

jayaredee said:

I know. It's the worst attempt at Photoshop that I think I've ever seen.

Look at her legs though. They look like Barbie legs.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I know that feeling.

minneapolisgenius said:

that's actually what they looked like in the original photo

ehuffnsd said:

Yes! and all hail the King of Alimony Kevin Freeloader.

I just hope Britney is really ready to be a Mom. While I don't like her music very much, I hope she is a good parent for the sake of her child or possibly children. Good luck to the kiddo(s) either way Britney.

You're having my baby!

The need inside you, I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?
Are you happy you know it? That you're having my baby!

good! This means that she will continue to keep her tired ass at home and out of sight

TheAstonishing said:

It's creepy.

Britney (among others) really got that greased-up-ready-for-the-deep-fryer trend happening a few years ago. So that's SOMETHING to her credit.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

You know what? I don't even know why I think that's funny. I just got home from work, it's 9 in the morning, and I should be in the bed. Instead I'm on here causing trouble.