I was flippin' through the channels and I had to stop at GAC and see what this god awful video was. Trace Adkins "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"


Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son) is he serious?

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)

Think the lyrics are bad.....try the video
http://www.youtube.com/w/...e%20adkins

I can't even imagine. Sound like crunk lyrics in parts.

I've been listening to the Country station here in town (it's the only station my car can get)

The playlist:

- Song about Drinking
- Song about Badonkadonks
- Song about how great America is
- Song about Break-ups

Lather, Rinse, Repeat

Where I live- it is all the rage. Lord help me. My neighbor asked my husband if he ever heard it the other day, my husband said- sadly I did hear it and it was stupid. My neighbors loves the song...

did Nelly write this?

shanti0608 said:

CinisterCee said:

sounds like it could be one of his songs

Dauphin said:

I would seriously invest in an iPod and car adapter

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AnckSuNamun said:

i like the name of that adapter!

It's like country, rap, dance and light funk all rolled into one. It's horribly good! Think "My Humps" level of bad.

sinisterpentatonic said:

iTrip? no, you trip! I know.....I know....corny.

GangstaFam said:

Considering the fact that he's a country singer....I think he was just jabbing at today's mainstream hip hop, but Black Eyed Peas should know better.

AnckSuNamun said:

oh shit! I heard this at work the other night and I didn't know if I heard that right. I was like "Did he just say-no he didn't."

GangstaFam said:

My Humps level of bad? Good Lord i'm staying away from the country music stations for fear of hearing that song. My Humps SUUUUUCCCCKS!!

I get requests for this song all the time at the nightclub I play at.


Just from the title alone I refuse to listen to it.

ThePunisher said:

Oh no! You owe it to yourself to hear it at least once. And better yet, try to catch the video.

LOL! My son loves this song!! He's only 2! When I first heard it I was like...WHAT?? but...having heard it like 30 times now ...I kinda like it! It's a funny song about nice butts so..hey, could be worse I suppose.
Same goes for my humps....at first I was like that is so dumb, but hell if I don't love it now! Its so catchy!

Country music makes my ass bleed...

IAintTheOne said:

LOL! OK?
I used to say country music made my "ears" bleed...but my husband and son love it so much that I've had to listen to alot of it in the past 2 years and...I must now come to the defense of country music. It is at the very least, simple songs from the heart, with real musicians. yes, it gets sappy and a bit much at times but...all in all it's good music.

I have to hear this song.

start calling your radio stations and request that they DONT play this lol

DynamicSavior said:

yeah....you heard right.

DJ506 said:

I hate the word badonkadonk enough as it is, so putting honky tonk before it makes it ten times as worse.

IAintTheOne said:

some is alright.....the older stuff. I'm more tolerant of female country singers than males for some reason though.

Shorty said:

shame shame shame

sextonseven said:

watch the video while you're at it for added comedic relief

Tom said:

I rarely listen to the radio these days, but I'm sure it's polluting the stations here.....especially since we have god knows how many country stations.

AnckSuNamun said:

I really only know the song from watching the video so I wonder if that's why I like it? LOL! the video is funny. and it's full of nice asses wigglin'

Country radio's been bad for years. The blame for this song's popularity goes back to Achy Breaky Heart.

RipHer2Shreds said:

the worst. Hey you remember "Boot Scootin' Boogie" For some reason when I was younger the skating rink I used to go to a lot used to love playing these type of country songs.....every weekend I swear it was "Boot Scootin' Boogie" and "Achy Breaky Heart". It's been a while since I've been to that particular rink.....I sure as hell hope they have new DJs by now No child should be tortured like that....but considering the city, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" is probably the new song that they spin constantly.