Today's my sister's 18th b-day and we may be taking her to Toad's Place (the important venue here in New Haven) tonight to see none other than Bobby Brown play himself all over the stage. I'm thinkin of yellin out "My, My, My" everytime he ends a song. Anyway, this is what the local paper I wrote for had to say about it.

HOW NOW, BOBBY BROWN?

By Advocate Staff
Mr. "Humpin' Around" himself called the club "where the legends play" last week and hurriedly booked himself a gig for Jan. 19. Not much notice. Here, to psych yourself up in a jiffy, are Ten Good Reasons to See Bobby Brown at Toad's Place This Thursday:

1. If things get too hot, you can ask him to cool it now.

2. The reality-show cameras can't be far behind.

3. You are a lonely, aging metalhead and you thought it was that Bobbie Brown chick, from Warrant's "Cherry Pie" video.

4. Your name is Bell, Biv or Devoe and Bobby still owes you $100 from the last time you saw him.

5. To see if he flies into a jealous rage and beats his wife,when he discovers that there is a Whitney (but no Bobby) Avenue in New Haven.

6. You are a girl, named Candy, and after 20 years of people singing that damn song to you, somebody must pay.

7. He ruled in Nora's Beauty Salon.

8. Because he told his kids, just days before Christmas, that Santa Claus doesn't exist, then added, "I'm Santa Claus."

9. Because you're still bummed that Dukakis lost to Papa Bush and you're gonna start '89 off right, dammit.

10. Whitney Houston may let you snort some of her blow.
[Edited 1/19/06 6:51am]

That shit is funny...sad but funny.....


10. Whitney Houston may let you snort some of her blow.