meow85 said:

Lots of people seem to say "pre-surgery" when referring to MJ when he was most attractive, but most of the time they're wrong because he'd already had his first nose operation by Off The Wall. It was compulsary, but an improvement IMO.

Anyway, quasi military suits have been all the rage in 2005.

Even after the first nose job or two he was still alright looking.

meow85 said:

Almost actually still human-like.

NO, he doesn´t think he´s sexy. No way.

He looks terrible in those pictures posted, but he has his good moments. He looked very good that evening, for example.

Let me tell you what Michael Jackson needs:

1.) Get rid of that long and mangy looking hair! We all know it's not his (due to Pepsi) and it's just long overdue for a tight fade.

2.) Kill the white socks and high waters! That is so fucking "Thrillerish" and on the cool... that's played out like the "Victory" LP.

3.) Let go of the Sgt. Pepper-military garb. Again, all the buckles and medals and shit is ridiculous.

4.) Chill w/that wimpy ass voice. Be real, Mike! You frontin' because we've heard you slip and talk in a much masculine tone. Who the hell you fooling?

5.) "MTV Unplugged: Michael Jackson" Hell, I'd watch it. It would be cool to see Michael sitting in a chair and singing some of his lesser known songs like "Girlfriend," "Baby Be Mine," and "Break of Dawn." Have some stripped down versions of "Liberian Girl" and "Another Part of Me."

6.) Get some decent producers. Rodney Jerkins is bootywhack! I mean... who in the hell was "Fats" anyway? For MJ to crack the Top 10 again, he's gonna need Babyface or Jam/Lewis to reach a much more mature audience. If he's looking to reconnect with the heads like myself, hit the Neptunes for some joints. Leave Teddy Riley to the Guy/Blackstreet reunions.

7.) Go on a small scale tour with Janet Jackson. Both of these cats could use some serious career resuscitation! Besides, it would be intimate and give the fans a chance to be a little up close and personal with two of the biggest icons in modern music history.

8.) Leave it alone! Quit talking about how Papa Joe used to beat that ass! We ALL got our fair share of ass whippings, Mike! It's the same story we have heard for the past 25 years. GET OVER THAT SHIT, SON!

9.) Cool out with the kids, man. You bought three already. Leave them other motherfuckers alone. Or the next time you WILL be #OU812!

10.) Get back with the brothers. Man... what would be more cooler than seeing all SIX brothers onstage and giving it to us just one more time.

We have a sexy Jackson Booty picture collage, and it ain't Mike.

I don't give a crap about whether or not folks think he's sexy (although, my personal feeling on that is )I just wanna hear him make some good music again. Screw having 47 producers on the next disc. Just get one truly great producer and give us some music that has some soul. No more warmed over retreads of old hits, or "let's all heal the earth and save the little kiddies" tunes. Just do some tunes that make us wanna get up and dance!

He's about as sexy as a drag queen in the sense that only a pervert would want to sleep with him. He looks too much like a woman to atrract women and gay men. As much as he looks like a woman, a straight man would not fool with him for the fact that's he's a man period. That only leaves confused perverts that would want him.

Let me tell you what Michael Jackson needs:

1.) Get rid of that long and mangy looking hair! We all know it's not his (due to Pepsi) and it's just long overdue for a tight fade.

2.) Kill the white socks and high waters! That is so fucking "Thrillerish" and on the cool... that's played out like the "Victory" LP.

3.) Let go of the Sgt. Pepper-military garb. Again, all the buckles and medals and shit is ridiculous.

4.) Chill w/that wimpy ass voice. Be real, Mike! You frontin' because we've heard you slip and talk in a much masculine tone. Who the hell you fooling?

5.) "MTV Unplugged: Michael Jackson" Hell, I'd watch it. It would be cool to see Michael sitting in a chair and singing some of his lesser known songs like "Girlfriend," "Baby Be Mine," and "Break of Dawn." Have some stripped down versions of "Liberian Girl" and "Another Part of Me."

6.) Get some decent producers. Rodney Jerkins is bootywhack! I mean... who in the hell was "Fats" anyway? For MJ to crack the Top 10 again, he's gonna need Babyface or Jam/Lewis to reach a much more mature audience. If he's looking to reconnect with the heads like myself, hit the Neptunes for some joints. Leave Teddy Riley to the Guy/Blackstreet reunions.

7.) Go on a small scale tour with Janet Jackson. Both of these cats could use some serious career resuscitation! Besides, it would be intimate and give the fans a chance to be a little up close and personal with two of the biggest icons in modern music history.

8.) Leave it alone! Quit talking about how Papa Joe used to beat that ass! We ALL got our fair share of ass whippings, Mike! It's the same story we have heard for the past 25 years. GET OVER THAT SHIT, SON!

9.) Cool out with the kids, man. You bought three already. Leave them other motherfuckers alone. Or the next time you WILL be #OU812!

10.) Get back with the brothers. Man... what would be more cooler than seeing all SIX brothers onstage and giving it to us just one more time.

I'm sincerely not trying to be funny, but are those pics real? Those first three pics look like wax figure, not a living person.

Are those really him? Seriously... I'm not joking.

[Edited 12/29/05 11:13am]

And in the last one I see a panty line, a near gut & zero chest muscles!! GAT DAYUM some of y'all are easy to please

CalhounSq said:

Hey! I have zero chest muscles too!

don't see nare'bit'a ass in these pics And in the last one I see a panty line, a near gut & zero chest muscles!!

Maybe I am the only one, but I don´t like too many muscles. I like natural bodies, not overdone in the gym. I think he´s got a great body.

Let's be honest - you just love this heffa no matter what

I've seen this mutha with his shirt off Unfortunately

I like this one better.

From this angle, he´s PERFECT!

Yeah, but YANA is all make-up and airbrush effects to hide the blotches.

That is THE saddest chest I've ever seen

ah, the two of us will never agree on anything.