theAudience said:

I have the 45 and the song plays in reverse on the b-side

Anxiety said:

It scares me silly to think of how many of these we have in our CD collection

theAudience said:

well, novelty music is something else...i enjoy novelty music too - especially the really daffy old stuff from the '50s - but most people who record novelty music know they're being silly (i hope!) and they have a good sense of humor about their work (again, i hope!).

i guess what i'm talking about here are people who are at least semi-serious about what they're doing, or else are just recording outrageous songs to be audacious and the end result just comes out as aggressively ludicrous.

i think in the '50s and early '60s, the lines blurred between novelty music and just plain weird music. i mean, how do you label a song like "i'm not a juvenile delinquent"?

There are no stupid songs; only stupid people. (But Anxy, you aren't one of them.)

As for me, I dig Golddigger, I love The Real Slim Shady, a few Prince songs that aren't too *smart* (The Max, Baby Knows, etc.), Do You Know What It Takes by Robyn, Big Pimpin' by Jay-Z, Survivor by Destiny's Child - and I'm gonna say it here and now - I adore the song Say You'll Be There by Spicegirls. Oh, the horror.

Novabreaker said:

how could we all forget right said fred?

DOPPLEREFFEKT "Scientist"

THE HACKER & MISS KITTIN "Frank Sinatra"

VANITY 6 "Make-Up"

jillybean said:

I love that one.

RipHer2Shreds said:

See - I knew we had a deeper connection! Perhaps that's why I like you so much. Well, perhaps that's yet another reason why I like you so much!

jillybean said:

He's easy to like.

Anxiety said:

and for what's it's worth...I liked it.

Must have been the junk in my trunk!

Avenue D's Do I look Like a Slut I know you all know this one.

Do I look like a slut? Uh huh. Shut up

You know, I don’t understand why everyone keeps calling us sluts. I'm a good girl.
Yeah me too, hell I just went to church the other day.

Here’s a story about the boys at the alter, some of them got between me and my halter but I don’t think the good lord would mind I was calling his name the whole time.
Sometimes I get a little drunk and I go home with some crazy punks but don’t judge me by what I do 'cause baby you know you wanna hit it too.
Shit you know they all wanna hit it. Yeah they’re just talking shit ‘cause they want it


Do I look like a slut? Uh huh. Shut up.
Do I look like a slut? Uh huh. Shut up.
Do I look like a slut? Uh huh. Shut up.
Do I look like a slut? Uh huh. Shut up.

You know, maybe its these outfits we wear. I mean, I CAN see your boobies.
Shit my stylist is on a budget, he’s just trying to save some fabric.
It really doesn’t matter I’m just gonna end up taking it off anyway.
So what if I’m a little nudey? It don’t mean you’re gonna get some booty. baby I just wanna shake it. it took momma 9 months to make it. my daisy dukes they fit just right they squeeze my coochie really tight so that when I shake and dance there’s a party in my pants.
shit I like your daisy dukes. I think they’re really classy.

Do I look like a slut? Uh huh. Shut up.
Do I look like a slut? Uh huh. Shut up.

Do I look like a slut? Is it the way I move my butt? Is it the way my clothes are cut? I like to do it and what?
Do I look like a slut? Is it the way I move my but? Is it how my clothes are cut? I don’t give a fuck

I saw Mikey on the street yesterday and do you know what he called me? He called me a slut. Noooo. Honey don’t worry. he’s just a fag anyway

I’m not a fucking slut you fucking cock sucker your mom’s the one letting everyone fuck her. everybody knows she’s a fucking hoe. sucks dick on the corner for a little blow. just because I like to freak each and every night of the week, don’t mean I can’t resist temptation. hell I don’t give a damn about my reputation. shit you know I got grade A top choice beef baby. This is one classy ass.

Do I look like a slut? Is it the way I move my butt? Is it the way my clothes are cut? I like to do it and what?
Do I look like a slut? Is it the way I move my but? Is it how my clothes are cut? I don’t give a fuck

do I look like a slut? uh huh. shut up.

I can't believe she'd get off talking shit like that. I mean, she’s one to talk. at least we don't let just anyone stick it in. what a fuckin’ slut. SLUT!

sosgemini said:

Oh no you Di'int

and of course....Ass and Titties this song

Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties

(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass

(2x)
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

(2x)
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

(2x)
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water

CHIC0 said:

guilty of liking this one. it's hilarious.

"is your crotch hungry girl 'cause it's eating your pants..."

Anxiety said:

That thought ran across my mind as I was making my list and I do agree that those artists back then had no illusions about the material they were doing.

I guess it's hard to believe that the contemporary tunes listed are being performed by someone with a straight face.

The "I'm Not A Juvenile Delinquent" tune is a bit of a dichotomy as Frankie Lymon was considered a "serious" artist.
I'm inclined to think that this may have been written specifically to drive the plot line of the movie Rock, Rock, Rock! with Frankie Lymon chosen as the delivery vehicle.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

jone70 said:

lol

jillybean said:

There is nothing stupid about the Spice Girls. Very clever subversive music.

CinisterCee said:

Anxiety said:

um... wait a minute. don't you own all of Peaches recorded output? don't forget that

Anxiety said:

my humps is either the worst song of all time or the best. it is a very fine line.

Anxiety said:

How can a song be stupid unless it INTENTIONALLY says..this song is dumb in the lyrics?

At least u dont like no songs like "Shake That Saltshaka Big Botty Chocolate Milk Ass Girl!"

paisleypark4 said:

when's the last time you saw a stupid person walk up to someone and say, "hi, how are you doing, i'm a stupid person"? stupid doesn't know it's stupid. stupid thinks it's smart. that's what makes it so stupid!

does "why waste your time" count?

who did that song..."why waste your time..you know your gonna be mine..im gonna get you baby..im gonna get you yes i am!!"?

Anxiety said:

So true...and I couldn't help but think of George W. while reading it! (Completely off topic, I know.)

Miami Bass experts.....help me out. My aunt used to listen to Miami Bass a lot, and I'm trying to remember the name/artist of the song that goes "Do you hear what I hear, that boom, that boom, ooh I like that boom" that's all I remember as far as the lyrics I think this'll be like a needle in a haystack, since it's not much to go by.

I need to think about this shit for a little bit.

Anxiety said:

Any song by 2 Live Crew would be the best place to start!!!

TonyVanDam said:

they gotta climb a few ladders to get to stupid.

Anxiety said:

Oh, my goodness! Don't get my started on 2 Live Crew. Another of my dumb favorites is Hoochie Mama. It's got the best callout line ever - "Hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!" Why it's the best thing since...since...Me So Horny. They play that song in Friday when Joy first appears, and it makes me laugh every time. Check these precious lyrics:

HOOCHIE MAMA
2 Live Crew

Big booty hoes -- up wit it!
Hoochie mamas -- up wit it!
Let me see ya touch the ground!

Verse 1: [brother marquis]
I don’t know my reputation
But all the niggas in the hood say it’s all good
But the bitch ain’t shit, so you need to make a switch
Smackin’ on ya lips with your hands on your hips
Triflin’ slimy, don’t try me
Playin’ on the phone? you supposed to be grown
Bitch, stop lyin’, I ain’t with it
Keep runnin’ ya mouth and i’ma stick my dick in it
Hoochie hoodrat needs home training
Ghetto-ass always complaining
Tryin to clown in front of my friends
By the way, bitch, can I get those ends?
Fuck theatrics, you ain’t no actress
Lay on the mattress and let a nigga splak it
The bitch is full of drama!!
Hoochie hoodrat is a hoe like her momma!

Chorus (2x): [mr. mixx]
She ain’t nothin’ but a hoochie mama!
[hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!]
Yeah, she ain’t nothin’ but a hoochie mama!
[hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!]

Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
Hoe I love your big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin’ like you’re so damn cute
Let a real nigga just knock them boots
I don’t need no confrontation
All I want is an ejaculation
’cause I like them ghetto hoochies
Ones who like to pop that coochie
[hoo wee!] miami style!
Makin niggas smile, bitch get wild
’cause freaky shit is what I like
And I love to see two bitches dyke
My favorite time is 69
Bitch you know it’s hoochie time
Fuck what you heard and save the drama
All I want is my hoochie mama!

Chorus (4x):

[luke]
You ain’t nothin’ but a hoochie ma-ma!
[hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama!]

Verse 3: [brother marquis]
Mama just don’t understand why I love your hoochie ass
Sex is what I need you for I got a good girl, but I need a whore
I like my bitch promiscous hot in the ass and ready to fuck
Foreplay your way, our way, my way
Trick or freak, and I hit it on friday

[fresh kid ice]:
Girl, you know you look so cute
Ridin’ ’round town in ya dazzey dukes
Come on over for a visit
Let a nigga ride in ya civic
Cos I like them ghetto hoochies
One who got them big ol’ booties
Save the drama for your mama
All I want is my hoochie mama

Chorus (4x):

[luke]:
You ain’t nothin’ but a hoochie ma-ma!
[hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!]

[luke]:
Breakdown!!!
(mixx scratches: God damn, you a trooper!)

Outro(2x): [mr. mixx]
You ain’t nothin’ but a hoochie mama!
[hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!]
Yeah, she ain’t nothin’ but a hoochie mama!
[hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!]