theVelvetRoper said:

I remember that song!! I used to know ALL the lyrics

"BITCH, YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T FINNA GO GIT SOME PAMPUHS!!!!"

Anxiety said:

OMG...i LOVE these guys!!


and



For some reason i'm in with swedish pop. Tis my little guilty pleasure...
and for some reason my pics aren't showing up. But it's the A*Teens, and Aqua.
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PurpleRighteous1 said:

oh my god, you gotta hear the female version of it. It's catchy and I could kick myself for putting it on my iPod.

"Candy guurrrl"

I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)

any song in the early 90's such as Tootsie roll, Doodoo Brown, Scarred - that was my song!, Whoot - not to be confused with Whoomp - there it is, Whassup, Whassup, etc.


the thong song

baby got back

sock it to em (missy) - i hate that song now. i don't think her stuff is going to stand the test of time. well at least not for me.

Hmmmm...
The dumbest song that I've listened to and enjoyed could very well be Baby Mama by Three 6 Mafia. I love how they punctuate the title lyric with a "Ye no!" I also love that there's a member of the group named LaChat. She must be LeFrench. I've highlighted my fave lyrical passages.


Baby Mama


[Juicy J] It's my baby mama (ye no!) I want child support
She get welfare checks, but I stay in court
It's my baby mama (ye no!) she be ridin' Cady
And she always lookin' for sugar daddies
[LaChat] It's my baby daddy (ye no!) he be always broke
And he aint no good nothin', but a joke
It's my baby daddy (ye no!) he just love to have it
He be cheatin' on me that's why I can't stand em'

[Juicy J]
Man this freak has got me stressin' in the court I must confessin'
Playas try to get that checkin' hoopa hickeys on yo' neckin'
In that jail I can't be stayin' and my g's you can't be cakin'
Child support can burn like torch when you get behind yo' payment
Hurr they go you send em' letters then they wanna come and get cha
Probably shoulda used a Jimmy probably shoulda neva' met her
Why you wanna try and impress me?
Always lyin' tryna' caress me

[LaChat]
All these so-called ballas want me boy I'm styled you know I'm sexy
I'm LaChat you see I'm swole got you waitin' at a tole
Betta' come break me off a fee keep yo' girl on yo' bankroll
See me switchin' blowin' out kisses dudes don't know what they be missin'
I'm the type of girl you need keep some cookin' in the kitchen
Bake yo' biscuits up from scratch get chu' sprung off my cat
But chu betta take care yo' kids Juvenile Court is where it's at
Where it's at?
Ye no? Cheese is missin' ye how
And that freak you shackin' wit' she too nice I'm mean though

[Chorus]

[DJ Paul]
It's DJ P and brothas be out we just tryin' to be dawgs
But it's ok aint nann hoe gon' stop the way that we walk
We kickin' dis off in them dose' and when it's on they gon' run
And please believe when we come we gon' come like a nut cum
Down and dirty in these streets, rough and rugged on these freaks
Ridin' Cady Automatic man we got to keep that heat
Keep that heat for them streets cuz' man these streets be watchin' me
Memphis, Tenn. kick the chains and playas gotta kick the crease
The Vision 2 Juvenile Court is where they had yo' boy
Monthly payments I gotta pay, but I keep comin' short
Now that I'm payin child support and these courts got me runnin' mayn
Spendin' nights with these otha freaks house and all my dawgs mayn
Warrents for yo' boy arrest got me sweatin' from the stress
Gettin' drunk and high all night bout' to drive me to that white
Mayn if these boys want me they gon' really have to find me
Messin' off with these scally wag hoes they so grimey

[Chorus]

[LaChat]
Why you playin?
Boy yo' baby need some shoes, boy yo' baby need some clothes
Need to try and pay yo' fees, why you out hurr playin' these hoes?
Aint no more for me and you, but this what they gotta do
With the seed we have concieved don't you know he's part of you?
I don't wanna hurr yo' mess talk to me bout' givin' checks
Put a judge up in my business what I want is what I get
Shoulda knownd it from the jump all that talk was just a front
Now you payin' for that lyin' see yo' ass in court next month

[Juicy J]
Pay you cheese I'll give you quarters I'll just wait for court to order
Mexico is where you'll find me somewhere round' the fuckin' border
Hangin' with the finest women, walkin' wit' a gansta limpin'
Drinkin' on a case of DP, goody green you know we wit' it
I done hustled worth a job and broke some back there wasn't no stoppin'
You dun did the clubbin' hoppin' and them pills you kept on poppin'
Now I see why you be freakin' now I know why you be geekin'
If you wanna give me reason catch me in that playa season

[Chorus]

**Lesson learned - it's near impossible to be gansta and pay child support**



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My friend use to laugh at me cause I LOVE the SONG AFRO PUFFS LADY OF RAGE and QUEEN LATFFAH"S U.N.I.T.Y. Plus I WAS So Into MONTELL JORDAN'S MUST BE THE MONEY....I would blast all these in my car....Friends Laughed at me. I Still Love these songs.

Zelaira said:

Deon Sanders did that terrible Must be the Money. And there's nothing wrong with liking U.N.I.T.Y.. It's a genuinely good song.

Wait a second..I Totally Knew that Brain Fucked right now actually..Who is MONTELL JORDAN? I'm Confused Right now....Not even wearing Loafers...I know I LOVE U.N.I>T.Y. But I used to blast it in my car so myfriends laughed. I also love that Dumb Song DA'BUTT by EU... And The HUMPTY DANCE by DIGITAL UNDERGROUND..... I Love Bootsy's son with that Big Rubber Fake Nose..
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Zelaira said:

He was best known for that song This is How We Do It.

"touch my bum.(hilariously crap keyboard banging 2 notes here)...this is life" etc....one of the best songs of all times.


"cheeky cheeky". Amazing.
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Zelaira said:

I forgot about the Humpty dance and Da butt.

Baby Mama
I Hate My Baby Mama
That's Just My Baby Daddy
Baby Momma Love

k7i2m3 said:

that's booty's son?

YEP..It is BOOTSY'S SON doing HUMPTY DANCE.....

sosgemini said:

Shock G: Pops "Eddie Racker" was a 70's & 80's "buppy" (means a black yuppie in the states) with the golf clubs in the volvo trunk and with the "Dry-Tini" license plate. That stood for his drink of choice back then; "I'll have an extra dry Tanqaray martini up with a twist". Me and my younger brother Kent were the 2 brown ones in a group of about 6 other kids adventuring around the company picnic getting into trouble & making fun of the grownups. Pops used to cook pancakes for all the kids in the nieghborhood every sunday morning, give us belt-beatings when we acted up, and bail us outta jail on those occasional crazy teenage weekends. Moms on the other hand "Shirley Jacobs" was an attractive, earthy & optimistic Erin Brockavitch type from a very poor family, who taught us to smile, be polite, decent & grateful in the world. Moms weapon of choice was a hot-wheel track and she'd light that ass up if we came home witta jacked-up report card. The whole neighborhood used to hear me scream from my moms beatings. Kent was the good kid, he didn't get many. One thing I must say about both parents is that they really took-in my less-fortunate friends, like family, and we'd often take an absentee-parent or alcoholic neighbors' kid with us to Disney World or to NYC for the summer. We always had fun pool parties and sleep-overs with friends from school and from the "other side of the tracks". Thanx mom & dad on that one.

http://www.streethop.com/...p?t=131181


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

A few that are all from the past, when most of them used to be called "Novelty Songs".

Charlie Brown - The Coasters
Yakety Yak - The Coasters
Mother-In-Law - Ernie K-Doe
Disco Duck - Rick Dees
Howard the Duck - Thomas Dolby
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah - Allan Sherman
Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
They're Coming To Take Me Away - Napoleon XIV
The Streak - Ray Stevens
Basketball Jones - Cheech & Chong
Earache My Eye - Cheech & Chong
Wooly Bully - Sam the Sham and The Pharaohs
If You Wanna Be Happy - Jimmy Soul
Mr. Bass Man - Johnny Cymbal
Wappin' - Darrell Hammond

These aren't necessarily stupid, just silly I guess.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

Zelaira said:

I never thought of these as stupid songs.....especially UNITY.

Buffalo Gals - Malcolm McLaren
Don Quichotte - Magazine 60
I Wanna Be A Cowboy - Boys Don't Cry
Din Daa Daa - George Kranz
The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight - Dominatrix

Now that I look at these, I don't think any of them are stupid. I guess I didn't answer the question correctly.

And btw, Kelis' "Milkshake" is a fantastic piece of work. I love when the melody turns all wonky during the bridge. Nothing stupid about that one.

I Love them too. My friends all think my Music is Stupid. They would Laugh at my Varied Tastes.

SHANIQUA
Little T & One Track Mike



who remembers this? A lot of Dirty South songs are stupid.....too many to mention. Over half of the Ying Yang Twins's stuff should be considered stupid. Currently Nelly's Grillz is god awful....and that song he had out a while back about Air Force Ones....and these are his singles! Can you imagine what other stupid shit is actually on the albums. Anybody remember that song "Hell Naw", I think that's the name. It went something like You'll watch my kids? Hell no. You'll cook my dinner? Hell No. You'll wash my clothes? Hell No. Hell to the naw. I can't remember all of the lyrics or who sings it, but I know it was stupid as hell. Seems like the radio had an abundage of stupid songs around that time. Luke Campbell (and his Miami Bass songs)is another culprit for stupid fun songs.....they may have been alright for the clubs, but lyrically they weren't the best.

New crappy song I may come to love:

I'm in love with a stripper

btw, Laffy Taffy is still my cut!!!

VoicesCarry said:

Anxiety said:

HOLY S**T!!!! Well, she was fine, ONCE... (set the wayback machine for 19***)

I love Berlin's "Take My Breath Away". Does that count?

The Knightrider theme is hot too. It's almost EBM-ish.

I've always been a member of the "I like stupid music" club.....



i'm diggin' anything that that crappy Pitbull is on....and a lot of the crappy reggaeton bs.
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Novabreaker said:

Nope.

Anxiety said:

And wouldn't you know which song my hubby auntomatically skips to. . .

I too love a bunch of totally crap music.

May I add a holiday song (which oh yes...was in my mix)

Christmas is All Around by Billy Mack (Nighy) from Love Actually.

to quote the movie: "this is shit, isn't it?"
"Yep, solid gold shit, maestro"

that quote pretty much sums up those kinda songs...yup, they're shit, but they are totally catchy shit

i'm SO going to make a list of the stupidest songs on this thread and go on a song hunt! in retrosptect, i see the whole baby daddy saga bears closer inspection.