charlottegelin said:

Call the police!

Oh... FILTY/GORGEOUS

meltwithu said:

I know, right. I don't think he would that open to talking about sex since he's not even open to talking about his sexuality, whether it be gay or straight. Also, I've never participated in golden showers, but I assume people don't do it in the actual shower

Dude is just odd and all too willing to discuss the particulars of his sex life. Here's the full (but brief) interview:



Why did you draw an angel for your self-portrait?
Ha! It’s not an angel, but thank you for saying so.

So you're not an angel?
Well, I was thinking more about how I feel like I don’t have a lot of time, so I have to fly!

Besides always being in a hurry, what would an ex say about you?
That I’m the love of their life! I’m the best man that they’ve ever had, a gentleman who treated them like a lady.

Has anyone said that about you?
No, but do you think I’m going to say the opposite?

What do people find annoying about you?
Not caring sometimes. Let’s put it this way: In the past, everything was about how accepted I was, but after a while, it became too painful. It was insanity. Cuckoo! People also get annoyed that I’m always on the computer.

Up late Googling yourself?
I’ve done that. There are a lot of pages with information about me that I didn’t even know about, like that I got a face-lift! And a nose job! And a chin job! I don’t have a problem with plastic surgery. I think eventually I will go there. But today, I’m not thinking about it.

When was your last booty call?
Three nights ago. Before I got on a plane in Miami.

How about your last one-night stand?
The other night. We met, we did it, we left. I don’t know if we are going to meet again.

How would you characterize your taste in sex?
I’m open to everything. There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt, the kind of sex where you pull the hair and you grab the ears. There are moments for quickies and there are moments for long evenings of romance. I’m pretty open to whatever flows.

Describe the last porn movie you watched.
Uh, do you really want me to go there? [Blender: Yes.] Uh, OK, golden showers. I love giving the golden shower. I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.

Ever videotaped yourself having sex?
I have, but I always delete it. So like if we wanted to film again, we would do it, watch it, get turned on again [grabs crotch], do it again, but before going to sleep, we would delete it because I don’t want to be Pamela Anderson! If I am having sex on camera, they better pay me!

How much?
Twenty million. Tax free.

What do your parents have that you don't?
I was going to say patience, but I think I have that. One thing, though: My father has an airplane and I don’t. It’s a turbo prop to go island-hopping in the Caribbean. I’m an airplane freak, but I’m waiting to get a G4.

Who would make you lose your cool?
I lost my cool when I met the Dalai Lama. He is amazing, a child inside. I showed him around Puerto Rico, and we discussed politics, music, our foundations.

Did the Dalai Lama know your music?
Well, as I was talking to him, one of the people who came with him said, “Ohhhh, Ricky Martin! Ale ale ale, go go go!” It was surreal.

Final question: are you a genius?
All I know is that I know nothing.



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[Edited 12/23/05 12:28pm]

That's bizarre

He's finished.

In related news, Tom Cruise's sister was appointed as Ricky's new publicist a few weeks back.

Ace said:

Teh crazy is contagious!

SEXUALCHOCOLATE said:

I think he knows full well what he's talking about. The interviewer asked what the last porn he saw was, and Ricky's response was "golden shower."

what a crap interview. It would be so much easier just to step out then give really dodgy interviews.

Wow - a spank IN the butt, golden showers & the Dalai Lama all in one intv



He could pee on me in the shower, he's still hot

Ricky said:

spankinthebuttspankinthebuttspankinthebuttspankinthebutt...

I just realized he said in the butt! LMAO! I guess he gave himself away there

CalhounSq said:

Tee hee....Thanks!

"I believe the children are our future..."

that shit is disgusting..

SEXUALCHOCOLATE said:

hey.ya'll talkin' bout my movie:

"they play so fine,don't you agree?"..that whole sequence had me in tears i was laughing so hard.

might have to play it this weekend.

avatarfunk said:

"man can take the picture, but he can't make it.only god above, the hugh hefner on high".....

RipHer2Shreds said:

Well, no wonder they're your exes, Ricky. Not every guy wants to be treated like a lady.

avatarfunk said:

Just let your Soul Glo! Just let it shine through...

SEXUALCHOCOLATE said:

Or my other favourite part; She's your queen to be...

I CannotSTOP LAUGHING.....He's Crazy Wild.... Takes LOTS of NERVE for That one...

I read this and was kind of surprised than thoght it about it...he has little if nothing to lose. The fact that he is in the back of Blender and doesn't have a lead story has to get to him at some level, so why no get back into the public spotlight this way.

That's NAAAAASTEEEEE!!!!! YUCK

SEXUALCHOCOLATE said:

(clapping)

"Thank you!
Teach them well and
let them lead the way
show them alllll the beauty they posess in si-hi-hi-hi-hide
give them a sense
OF PRIDE!"

avatarfunk said:

"Dat boy is good!"
"You must be crazy..."

Anxiety said:

-----
Co-Sign (LOL)

Wikipedia says he adopted 3 girls from India

SEXUALCHOCOLATE said:

just let yo soooooul glooooo, feelin' oh-so sillllky smooooth
just let it shiiiiine...

you all know my next guest as joe the policeman from the "what's goin down" episode of "that's my mama".give it up for Mr. Randy Watson,yyeeesss! randy watson

was it just me or did eddie murphy look like a cross between the blues singer johnny taylor & a busted up version of rick james?.with that old school POWDER BLUE suit with the stripe down the leg?.. .and he had a gut too.

can somebody PLEASE pull up some screencaps from that scene?

avatarfunk said:

That line always cracks me the fuck up!!!!