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Reply #30 posted 12/15/05 6:49am

RipHer2Shreds

An easy summation - any pop singer who's gotten a record contract in the last 5 years or so.
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Reply #31 posted 12/15/05 7:06am

VoicesCarry

angela74 said:

psykosoul said:

My list:

Madonna
Keith Sweat
Bobby Brown
R. Kelly
Mary J. Blige boxed I love some of her stuff but... I'm sorry she can't sing.
Jennifer Lopez
Ashanti
George Clinton <- Funk God... but yall know he can't sing
Van Morrison <- good songs... but yall know he sounds like he's got cornbread stuck in his throat
Janet Jackson
Macy Gray <- Love her to death... but c'mon confused

Uh ... Mary J Blige. This has got to be at live performances.


If you can't sing live, you can't sing period. Sorry, but they can make anyone sound good in the studio. Just look at the difference between any of Mariah Carey's live performances from the last year and her studio recordings.
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Reply #32 posted 12/15/05 7:12am

RipHer2Shreds

VoicesCarry said:

angela74 said:


Uh ... Mary J Blige. This has got to be at live performances.


If you can't sing live, you can't sing period. Sorry, but they can make anyone sound good in the studio. Just look at the difference between any of Mariah Carey's live performances from the last year and her studio recordings.

Mary's got a great voice. I love her singing and I love the emotion she puts into her songs. That said, her live performances, like her studio performances, are spotty. When she's great, she's great. When she's not...it's not so nice to hear. lol
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Reply #33 posted 12/15/05 7:13am

angela74

VoicesCarry said:

angela74 said:


Uh ... Mary J Blige. This has got to be at live performances.


If you can't sing live, you can't sing period. Sorry, but they can make anyone sound good in the studio. Just look at the difference between any of Mariah Carey's live performances from the last year and her studio recordings.

That true. technologhy can do that.Damn I always wanted to see her in concer.
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Reply #34 posted 12/15/05 7:15am

VoicesCarry

RipHer2Shreds said:

VoicesCarry said:



If you can't sing live, you can't sing period. Sorry, but they can make anyone sound good in the studio. Just look at the difference between any of Mariah Carey's live performances from the last year and her studio recordings.

Mary's got a great voice. I love her singing and I love the emotion she puts into her songs. That said, her live performances, like her studio performances, are spotty. When she's great, she's great. When she's not...it's not so nice to hear. lol


So funny all the damn voices from the 60's and 70's that could sound incredible basically all the time.....where the fuck are they today?!?! The live recordings of any Motown act usually KILL their studio recordings - and these were usually recorded with bad acoustics in small clubs! The Five Satins' "In The Still Of The Night" was recorded in a friggin' church basement, fer chrissakes, and the vocals are incredible!
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Reply #35 posted 12/15/05 7:15am

VoicesCarry

angela74 said:

VoicesCarry said:



If you can't sing live, you can't sing period. Sorry, but they can make anyone sound good in the studio. Just look at the difference between any of Mariah Carey's live performances from the last year and her studio recordings.

That true. technologhy can do that.Damn I always wanted to see her in concer.


I suggest you rent or buy Live at Madison Square Gardens DVD - she's live and wonderful there, for the last time. She had it - once.
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Reply #36 posted 12/15/05 8:05am

Anxiety

i'll get flak for this, i'm sure, but another 'singer' who used to make my ears bleed when she tried to perform live on tv was nelly furtado. oh my GOD. barf
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Reply #37 posted 12/15/05 8:07am

RipHer2Shreds

Anxiety said:

i'll get flak for this, i'm sure, but another 'singer' who used to make my ears bleed when she tried to perform live on tv was nelly furtado. oh my GOD. barf

nod Smelly Fart-turdo. I agree.
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Reply #38 posted 12/15/05 8:07am

Ellie

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Lisa Marie Presley sounds OK on record. Live, it's just horrific.
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Reply #39 posted 12/15/05 8:27am

TheSmyrk

Matt Bellamy from Muse? He's dope. Doesn't belong. Know who does?

Mick Jagger
Bob Dylan
Bob Marley
Rod Stewart
James Blunt
That kid from Fall Out Boy
Every emo singer and every pop punk singer except Jimmy Eat World, The Academy Is, Panic!@ the Disco and Motion City Soundtrack.


Thank you.

Oh and Wyclef.
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Reply #40 posted 12/15/05 8:32am

Natisse

TheSmyrk said:

Oh and Wyclef.


I beg to differ there... heard him last night here in London and he has an awesome voice nod

twocents
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Reply #41 posted 12/15/05 8:32am

Dewrede

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I think Matt Ballamy's voice is whiney and annoying smile
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Reply #42 posted 12/15/05 8:34am

VoicesCarry

Ellie said:

Lisa Marie Presley sounds OK on record. Live, it's just horrific.


Then she can't sing.
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Reply #43 posted 12/15/05 8:39am

TheSmyrk

Natisse said:

TheSmyrk said:

Oh and Wyclef.


I beg to differ there... heard him last night here in London and he has an awesome voice nod

twocents


Na' hells no.
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Reply #44 posted 12/15/05 8:50am

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psykosoul said:


George Clinton <- Funk God... but yall know he can't sing


giggle Even the man himself has admitted this exact thing. "Yeah, I can act like I can sing, but y'all know I can't sing." biggrin

Van Morrison <- good songs... but yall know he sounds like he's got cornbread stuck in his throat


spit

Or in his nose. Something's definitely stuck somewhere.
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.
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Reply #45 posted 12/15/05 9:02am

WeepyEyedWhite
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Natisse said:

TheSmyrk said:

Oh and Wyclef.


I beg to differ there... heard him last night here in London and he has an awesome voice nod

twocents

no no no!
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Reply #46 posted 12/15/05 9:08am

Natisse

WeepyEyedWhiteGirl said:

Natisse said:



I beg to differ there... heard him last night here in London and he has an awesome voice nod

twocents

no no no!


lol well in my opinion he is... in your opinion he's not ...and it's all good wink that's the beauty of individuality we can all agree to disagree nod

smile
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Reply #47 posted 12/15/05 9:42am

WeepyEyedWhite
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Natisse said:

WeepyEyedWhiteGirl said:


no no no!


lol well in my opinion he is... in your opinion he's not ...and it's all good wink that's the beauty of individuality we can all agree to disagree nod

smile

thumbs up!
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Reply #48 posted 12/15/05 10:03am

GangstaFam

Anxiety said:

GangstaFam said:


I think she sounds great on record. shrug


i think protools sound great on just about any record, i agree. nod

FAM! rolleyes
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Reply #49 posted 12/15/05 10:04am

GangstaFam

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Bono

You're never gonna convince me of that.
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Reply #50 posted 12/15/05 10:07am

TheSmyrk

Seal. I forgot Seal.
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Reply #51 posted 12/15/05 10:11am

GangstaFam

Okay, everyone slay me now, but Beck.
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Reply #52 posted 12/15/05 10:12am

TheSmyrk

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Okay, everyone slay me now, but Beck.

Beck fits.
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Reply #53 posted 12/15/05 10:15am

Cloudbuster

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Okay, everyone slay me now, but Beck.


Agreed. Great artist, shit voice.
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Reply #54 posted 12/15/05 10:21am

tonyat

TheSmyrk said:

Seal. I forgot Seal.



i thought Seal sounded pretty good on Kiss from a Rose...

don't know how he sounds live though...
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Reply #55 posted 12/15/05 10:22am

dammme

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Shakira
Richard Max
Bon Jovi
Cristina Aguilera
Luciano Pavarotti
Celine Dion
Placido Domingo
Eminem
to name a few
"Todo está bien chévere" Stevie
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Reply #56 posted 12/15/05 10:27am

TheSmyrk

dammme said:

Richard Max


Richard Max or Marx? Cause Marx is dope.
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Reply #57 posted 12/15/05 10:31am

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TheSmyrk said:



Rod Stewart

[Edited 12/15/05 8:28am]


I have to disagree. He's not only stylish but a good singer. Maybe it's the scratchy voice that you don't like.

Not that I'm into his "jazz" stuff, but...

I'll add
Andre 3000--he gets credit--deservedly--for his musical & creative style of hip hop, but his actual singing is crap. Check out "The Whole World" if you think I'm wrong. He's so off pitch at the beginnning, and he's asking us to "sing along?"
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Reply #58 posted 12/15/05 10:34am

TheSmyrk

andyman91 said:

TheSmyrk said:



Rod Stewart

[Edited 12/15/05 8:28am]


I have to disagree. He's not only stylish but a good singer. Maybe it's the scratchy voice that you don't like.

Not that I'm into his "jazz" stuff, but...


Well, it's his scratchiness, his pitch and his arrangements. That's all.
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Reply #59 posted 12/15/05 10:35am

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TheSmyrk said:

dammme said:

Richard Max


Richard Max or Marx? Cause Marx is dope.

Maybe Marx?
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