I love this book. It's been with me for 13 years (and it's missing the back cover from one of my apartment moves)...damn. madonna looks so hot with her long hair extensions. vanilla ice is so yummy...he is so yummy!!!!

i remember having that book too

i got it at a store called (AND I KID YOU NOT)

Krotch(!?) & Bretano's when i was living in chicago.

The title of this thread is pretty freakin' funny. It sounds like you got caught peepin' Madge's female bits. Which is pretty ironic, given the fact that she was showing those very female bits off in the book.


Maybe it's just me, though.

I have it stashed away somewhere. I've never played the disc.

I like the hitchhiking shot.


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Doobie question of the day, is it still in print or circulation, I've never seen it all ( other that a few pics that were made public ) ?

UncleGrandpa said:

Out of print but all over ebay.

I gave the book away several years ago. It was interesting at one time, but in retrospect it was a wasted opportunity to show lots and lots of tallywackers. She let me down with that one.

Wasn't Naomi Campbell in that book with her MOTHER????

Krystal666 said:

I dunno, but I know she was in the book with her Big Daddy.

Stax said:

Absolutely iconic!

Krystal666 said:

Naomi Campbell, Tony Ward, Big Daddy Kane, Vanilla Ice, Joey Stefano, and no one's mother

ehuffnsd said:

but with someone's grandfather.

I've never seen it but I always assumed there would be at least one dick in it. Hell, you shouldn't have given it away. You should have written Madonna and demanded a refund.

vainandy said:

There was exactly one!

RipHer2Shreds said:

There was a little bit of nut and butt action too. Not much. But a little.

RipHer2Shreds said:

I thought there was more than one dick shot, no?

you guys are funny

GangstaFam said:

Typical of Madonna.... always giving the illusion of being groundbreaking and daring and shocking... but never REALLY venturing over the line... there's a word for that and it's "half-assed"... fuckin' old bag!

what i remember from the book:

1)the bicycle pic(she's riding a 10-speed in a thong.nothing else)

2)the water fountain pic(a lady is drinking while madonna has her back against the wall,legs spread while she grabs the lady's head..all in bondage gear!)

3)sitting on a fat man's lap pic

4)lesbian skinheads pic(can you say rope burn, clit ring & a bootknife?)

5)the dog pic(you can't see the dog's face though.)

6)the Tatiana Von Furstenburg pics(her,madonna and another girl are dressed as men on a beach)


7)the hitchhiking pic....nude

8) the squatting pic ..nude(she's drinking from a water bottle)

9)pumping gas with her breasts out pic

10)going in a pizzeria and eating a slice nude pic

11)the school gym pic(she's being "attacked" by two guys)

11)the table pic(some guy's "doing" her)

12)licking a black ballerina shoe pic

13)the "toe sucking" pic (some say it's "shrimping")

14)looking out the window with nothing on but a tank top and combat boots pic(she's standing on a window sill)

15)the jock strap pic(she's biting this guy's ass who's wearing one)

16)the bondage dungeon pic(she gives this woman who's strapped down a lash of a whip....ass up, of course)

17)the baby powder pic(baby powder sprinkled on her ass)

18)the armpit pic(she's licking herself)

19)the auto-eroticism pic(she's "getting" herself off with a mirror below her)

20)jungle fever pics(with naomi campbell and big daddy kane. he's wearing silk boxers)

21)vanilla ice pics(she's walking down the street with him nude)


whew!.that about all i remember.

when this book was being finalised madonna also wanted some pics of her dressed as a nun.warner brothers said NO.


anybody else can fill in with the rest.

purplegypsy said:

You should get a LOVER instead!

Cheek said:

Them pages must be sticky huh?

MartyMcFly said:

GangstaFam said:

nut and butt? LOL



we should smoke a bowl sometime. that avatar rocks.

I wrote a term paper about Dita...

She was trying to create a utopic sexual world where a woman is safe to explore her fantasies, more or less. But I find that she failed to seduce...

It's the difference between the lyrics to "erotica" and "erotic..." the latter is missing its feminine ending, and thus its seduction. It's also missing the line "erotica, romance, I'd like to put you in a trance" - it just goes for the punch!

Madonna's bod never looked finer.

Ace said:

Madonna has always had a killer body. My god her boobs are PERFECT!!!

Krystal666 said:

I only dug it in the Sex/Erotica/Bedtime Stories era. Wasn't bad in the Ray of Light era, but after that, it was buh-bye for me.

Ace said:

It ain't never gonna be bad tho.

badujunkie said:

fer sure.

GangstaFam said:

In my opinion, it was bad beginning around the time of the vid for "American Pie" and continues to be overly-muscled in the quads.