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This tops the SNL appearance: Drunk Ashlee Simpson goes berserk at Mickey-D's. http://www.ctv.ca/servlet...bhub=video
AMONG THE MEMORABLE QUOTES: Ashlee: "Oh, please, bring the manager. I would love to talk to the manager." Employee: "Get off of there." Ashlee: "Bitch, stop talking to me, I'm nice." ----- Ashlee: "I promise your manager will be nice to me." Employee: "I don't think so." Ashlee: "I bet you he will. I bet you five million dollars he will." ----- "MANAGER! Things are going wrong up here." ----- Ashlee to fan: "No, I will not take a picture with you. You would not kiss my foot. So fuck you." THIS IS HER BEST WORK EVER. [Edited 11/4/05 5:57am] | |
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 She was two seconds away from flashing a breast to the camera. Clearly, she needs some guidance from Courtney Love. | |
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| now THAT'S classic!!!!! | |
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this is beautiful. she takes one tiny baby step toward patching her credibility by bleating her little heart out live on SNL, then she takes two great big hippo hops backwards with a tantrum at mickey d's. I'M LOVIN' IT! 
and asslee's gonna have to work harder if she wants to reach courtney love proportions...she's at LEAST gonna have to pose for the cameras with her tits out at a wendy's if she wants to roll with C.Lo. | |
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Anyone wanna take the over-under on how many continuous minutes her father will be beating her? | |
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Ace said: Anyone wanna take the over-under on how many continuous minutes her father will be beating her?
Or even worse, himself!  | |
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VoicesCarry said: "Bitch, stop talking to me, I'm nice."
I absolutely must insist that you make this your new signature. | |
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GangstaFam said: VoicesCarry said: "Bitch, stop talking to me, I'm nice."
I absolutely must insist that you make this your new signature.  I'll think about it  | |
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Anxiety said: this is beautiful. she takes one tiny baby step toward patching her credibility by bleating her little heart out live on SNL, then she takes two great big hippo hops backwards with a tantrum at mickey d's. I'M LOVIN' IT!
and asslee's gonna have to work harder if she wants to reach courtney love proportions...she's at LEAST gonna have to pose for the cameras with her tits out at a wendy's if she wants to roll with C.Lo. Good Lord that made me laugh out loud..I can't stop!!!! I'm firmly planted in denial |
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It wouldn't open for me   looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: It wouldn't open for me
In that case, you can always try here: http://www.thesuperficial..._drun.html | |
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That bleach blonde brat needs a steaming cup of...
...HOT JOE!!! 
tA  Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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theAudience said: That bleach blonde brat needs a steaming cup of...
...HOT JOE!!!
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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theAudience said: That bleach blonde brat needs a steaming cup of...
...HOT JOE!!!
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 
You called? | |
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theAudience said: That bleach blonde brat needs a steaming cup of...
...HOT JOE!!! Neal!!! | |
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Ashlee Simpson is one hot mess. That tape is pure proof. I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that | |
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VoicesCarry said: AnckSuNamun said: It wouldn't open for me
In that case, you can always try here: http://www.thesuperficial..._drun.html thanks 
I still think the SNL thing was funnier because I had been waiting for some shit like that to happen live  hey don't forget this too....
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AnckSuNamun said: hey don't forget this too....
Yeah, getting booed by 72,000 folks at the 2005 Orange Bowl... http://www.ifilm.com/ifil...083?htv=12 ...
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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theAudience said: AnckSuNamun said: hey don't forget this too....
Yeah, getting booed by 72,000 folks at the 2005 Orange Bowl... http://www.ifilm.com/ifil...083?htv=12 ...
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http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 And you know the teeming crowds at the Orange Bowl aren't too picky.....  | |
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VoicesCarry said: And you know the teeming crowds at the Orange Bowl aren't too picky.....
You've gotta be pretty bad to piss off those drunks.
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RipHer2Shreds said: Neal!!!
Sometimes you have to pull out the big guns D. 
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She's gonna do the hee-haw dance after she sobers up. | |
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VoicesCarry said: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet...bhub=video
AMONG THE MEMORABLE QUOTES: Ashlee: "Oh, please, bring the manager. I would love to talk to the manager." Employee: "Get off of there." Ashlee: "Bitch, stop talking to me, I'm nice." ----- Ashlee: "I promise your manager will be nice to me." Employee: "I don't think so." Ashlee: "I bet you he will. I bet you five million dollars he will." ----- "MANAGER! Things are going wrong up here." ----- Ashlee to fan: "No, I will not take a picture with you. You would not kiss my foot. So fuck you." THIS IS HER BEST WORK EVER. [Edited 11/4/05 5:57am] It's offical! Ashlee Simpson is the tits! | |
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   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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okay...i need to see this (can't get it to open)...the worst part of it all is, that i think i might actually LIKE the child more if i see it  | |
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Ottensen said: okay...i need to see this (can't get it to open)...the worst part of it all is, that i think i might actually LIKE the child more if i see it
I had to copy and paste the link from another site for it to work for me http://70.85.151.66/~thes..._drunk.wmv looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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This girl is a friggin' idiot. She's a no talent, non singing, living off her sister,spoiled brat who needs her ass whupped..... Call on Joe Jackson. | |
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Wow! I can't wait for more. | |
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what a loser.
money may buy you shoes but it sure can't buy you brains or class. | |
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She makes me ashamed to be from Dallas. | |
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