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VinnyM27 said: VoicesCarry said: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet...bhub=video
AMONG THE MEMORABLE QUOTES: Ashlee: "Oh, please, bring the manager. I would love to talk to the manager." Employee: "Get off of there." Ashlee: "Bitch, stop talking to me, I'm nice." ----- Ashlee: "I promise your manager will be nice to me." Employee: "I don't think so." Ashlee: "I bet you he will. I bet you five million dollars he will." ----- "MANAGER! Things are going wrong up here." ----- Ashlee to fan: "No, I will not take a picture with you. You would not kiss my foot. So fuck you." THIS IS HER BEST WORK EVER. [Edited 11/4/05 5:57am] It's offical! Ashlee Simpson is the tits! Please, do not insult tits! Even with the gravity factor, my tits have more style and class than that no-talent having bitch!!  | |
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 Have another drink, Ashlee!  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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how very 13 year old. | |
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I didn't think it was possible, but now I dislike her even more. | |
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I bet she eats her own dingleberries. ~And even when I'm right, I'll be wrong...it's Automatic too. | |
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tbag said: I bet she eats her own dingleberries.
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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theAudience said: AnckSuNamun said: hey don't forget this too....
  Yeah, getting booed by 72,000 folks at the 2005 Orange Bowl... http://www.ifilm.com/ifil...083?htv=12 ... 
tA  Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 Man how can anyone watch that and not laugh their asses off? That was so pitiful. Ashlee Simpson needs to be stopped. I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that | |
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Damn Ashlee. Be a better drunk. Throw something. Kick something. What were you doin tryin to hop on the counter. The employees at McDonalds where I grew up would have come around the counter and kicked her ass. | |
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It's tough. I love celebrity public mischief but I hate spoiled brats whose only power is their parents' money.  | |
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jbchavez said: Damn Ashlee. Be a better drunk. Throw something. Kick something. What were you doin tryin to hop on the counter. The employees at McDonalds where I grew up would have come around the counter and kicked her ass.
As I was watching the video, I thought "What if that employee had kicked her ass for being so rude." lmao. That would have been hilarious. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: I still think the SNL thing was funnier because I had been waiting for some shit like that to happen live  hey don't forget this too....
When I saw that little hoe down Ashlee did on SNL, I thought that maybe she wasn't really a bad dancer but was just doing that dumb dance because she was trying, albeit unsuccessfully, to draw attention from the fact that she messed up on live TV. But after seeing that pic of her stomp/truck horn pull, I'm convinced that not only is she one of the world's worst singers, but also the world's worst dancer. | |
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SexyBeautifulOne said: Please, do not insult tits! Even with the gravity factor, my tits have more style and class than that no-talent having bitch!! Was I mistaken when I thought "The Tits" meant cool? Only person I ever heard use the expression was Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age and he said Billy Gilliam's guitar solo was "Tits". If I said "tits," it would mean cool, cause titties are awesome. | |
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Leelee said: AnckSuNamun said: I still think the SNL thing was funnier because I had been waiting for some shit like that to happen live hey don't forget this too....
When I saw that little hoe down Ashlee did on SNL, I thought that maybe she wasn't really a bad dancer but was just doing that dumb dance because she was trying, albeit unsuccessfully, to draw attention from the fact that she messed up on live TV. But after seeing that pic of her stomp/truck horn pull, I'm convinced that not only is she one of the world's worst singers, but also the world's worst dancer. I'm still dying laughing at this  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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GangstaFam said: VoicesCarry said: "Bitch, stop talking to me, I'm nice."
I absolutely must insist that you make this your new signature.  I think I must co-sign. Classic. | |
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jbchavez said: Damn Ashlee. Be a better drunk. Throw something. Kick something. What were you doin tryin to hop on the counter. The employees at McDonalds where I grew up would have come around the counter and kicked her ass.
. Agreed. Be a REAL rebel already if that's what you wannna be.... | |
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CinisterCee said: It's tough. I love celebrity public mischief but I hate spoiled brats whose only power is their parents' money.
Agreed again. See my last post .
I was hoping that she was authentically becoming an Anti-priss-perfect music rebel to her sister's perfectly manufactured public Barbie Doll, but.... NOT! | |
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