"I know you all wish ya was in my position
Cuz I keep gettin' in situations you wish you was in ... cousin"

And then there's the chorus:

Back again, they call me K-Fed but you can call me Dad instead

I really needed a laugh. This shit is absolutely hilarious (linkie down below).

Kevin Federline's Album Starts Leaking

How many of you heard that a postpartum Spears had heard K-Fed's finished tracks and wasn't impressed? And then said a silent prayer to the internet? Here you go.

Aaron sez: "Federline's been working on his album with Disco D. D was posting on the hollertronix.com message boards and everyone was hating on the concept so he posted up a sample from the album"

K Fed - "Y'all Aint Ready" (MP3) - http://www.stereogum.com/...0Ready.mp3

According to Disco D, Kev's stopped writing songs altogether. "[H]e doesnt even write anything down he just goes in and straight freestyles." And, um, in Portuguese on at least one track.

More Disco D: "You gotta understand the first song we did was the first time my man was ever in the booth. so he wrote 2 songs and then got a copy of fade to black, watched it, and never wrote a lyric down again."

At least the beat is hot.

Update: According to the Hollertronix boards, K-Fed actually is saying "Pavarotti": "I've been informed that's just K-Fed slang for papparazzi, he calls them Pavarottis in real life. that's his style..."
[Edited 11/2/05 16:53pm]

I corrected the subject line for you.

now this should be interesting.....

i actually can't wait to hear it.

It took me three minutes to figure out who this was without the name Britney Spears next to it. I thought it was someone from American Idol.
[Edited 11/2/05 17:01pm]

i needed a good laugh and that was just what the dr ordered! thanks!

I always feel like...



...Pavarotti's followin' me


Do y'all notice a rather pronounced s-s-s-s-s-s-ibilance?


What a joke.

tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

Why why WHY?!

K-Fed spits hot fire.

Still he can't rap better that her madgesty!

lilgish said:

Same thing.

K Fed?

Good God.

What's really sad is that it's comparable (sp) to alot of so-called Hip Hop nowadays.

VanitySixx said:

I rrrrip and I rhyme....I rrrhyme and I rip...

OdysseyMiles said:

I can't even imagine why anyone would actually buy this cd.

WTF!

VoicesCarry said:

yeah. because photographers and opera singers are quite alike...

VanitySixx said: