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PrintableWowugotit said: That bitch has the strangest fuckin' voice I have ever heard.
My nephew was watching her on some awards show,singing a sing,and he says "She sounds like a man!" | |
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the way she sings, looks and moves in this song/video.....it's S E X!
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Ottensen said: Dewrede said: Don't understand why she sings in that unnatural froglike voice
but here songs are ok and she's hot Her singing voice is more folkloric, and is very reminiscent of vocal styles you find in older music from Mexico, or Columbian folk music. Her timbre is little bit like an OOOOOLLLLLD lady, almost like she's channeling a 60 year old Mariachi singer...I think because it's so "rootsy" it sounds kind of weird to American ears....but since I like some of the older Central and South American roots music from the 50's -70's, for me her voice isn't as iritating... I think, she just sounds old for her age , you know, one of those old souls walking around in a young person's body, singin' like somebody's grandmama, but just in a different cultural style   ok[Edited 11/2/05 7:33am] | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Dewrede said: Don't understand why she sings in that unnatural froglike voice
but here songs are ok and she's hot I agree about the frog thing. It's like a frog yodeling or something.  It just annoys the hell out of me.
I don't like her music either. I remember a while back I was shopping at a clothes shop in Den Haag, and they happened to be playing some Shakira song. At first I thought it would only be the one song, but they played the entire thing.  After about 5 songs, it drove me out of the store. I'm not even kidding. It's just not my thing at all.
She is hot though, I'll give her that.
[Edited 11/1/05 9:55am] Yodeling frog 
Mostly i can stomach her music , it's just that yodeling frog voice that annoys me after a while [Edited 11/2/05 7:49am] | |
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Shakira is Godess...Even I have had sexual phantasies with her....  | |
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MikeMatronik said: Shakira is Godess...Even I have had sexual phantasies with her....
'with' or 'about' her??? | |
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Ok, I don't like her voice, but I'd fuck her. Does that answer your question? I think she has a lot of talent, but what comes of it just isn't my thing. Well, except for the La Tortura video, even though her dancing is almost a parody. | |
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abierman said: MikeMatronik said: Shakira is Godess...Even I have had sexual phantasies with her....
'with' or 'about' her??? with her and large bottle of Vodka! | |
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VoicesCarry said: Ok, I don't like her voice, but I'd fuck her. Does that answer your question?
I think she has a lot of talent, but what comes of it just isn't my thing. Well, except for the La Tortura video, even though her dancing is almost a parody.The tittie popping, the dragging herself across the table, the ninja bellydancing - priceless stuff! | |
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GangstaFam said: the dragging herself across the table, ..... - priceless stuff!
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abierman said: GangstaFam said: the dragging herself across the table, ..... - priceless stuff!
Shakira and the abs that launched a million sit-ups... | |
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She's hot, and I love the new song. | |
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VoicesCarry said: Ok, I don't like her voice, but I'd fuck her.
i think it's so cute when you do that"I don't need your forgiveness, cos I've been saved by Jesus, so fuck you." | |
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she's lip-synching on the EMA Awards right now..... | |
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Tessa said: VoicesCarry said: Ok, I don't like her voice, but I'd fuck her.
i think it's so cute when you do that I'm very cute when I fuck. | |
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her spanish stuff does sound quite nice. | |
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I like her music in Spanish better - and YES her translation of the lyrics is very precise.
She unfortunately went down the "Britney" road when crossing over, when in fact she was more like the "Alanis" of Latin America. I'd pay good money to see Thalia and Shakira in a cage match! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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just can't get enough of your girlfriend, Marty.... | |
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