Jackson Water Park Treat

Michael Jackson rented out an entire water park in Dubai so children and their parents could have fun for free.

The reclusive superstar, who is now based in the Middle East, baffled onlookers at the Wild Wadi park, by wearing a white Lycra body suit that exposed just his nose and eyes.

A lifeguard tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "He looked even stranger than usual.

"His body is very skinny and Lycra does him no favors."



OK I want Pictures of him in that suit!
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superspaceboy said:

Yay. Its always our papers that hound jackson the most.

God save our tabloids.

Jacko might as well live there. I can understand why he would want a fresh start. He has lived at the current neverland for about 2 decades now.

Plus the whole trial thing etc... i hope dubai will inspire him to write by himself again. Its been a while
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I want a picture!

Yea, I wanna see a pic too

Remember he said on the Private Home Movies special that he couldn't do things he used to like go on waterslides etc. because of his skin. Obviously he's found a way.

I thought he was millions of dollars in debt??

PurpleKnight said:

... with a gut...

susannah said:

Every mega-rich person is in debt. It makes more sense to have outstanding loans to avoid paying so much tax on your assets.

I thought it was hilarious when in the trial the prosecution tried to insinuate that all he had was $20,000 cash and that his entire income came from his record sales Yeah, like he's only got one bank account and one house.

He probably has got some financial problems, but nothing that can't be fixed. Remember when Donald Trump filed for bankruptcy? Didn't last long, did it?

Ellie said:

Yeah, but isnt he much much more in debt than the average celeb? So much so that hell never be able to get out of it? I dunno, thats the impression I was under...

All that crap comes from that twat from Fox News, Roger Friedman. He's been saying that MJ was going to be forced to sell his share of Sony/ATV "any day now" for the past 4 years.

Ellie said:

Fair enough then

~annieareyouok~

I forgot about that one. I've got some funnier poses from the same day.

Ellie said:

show us man, please

I would, but I'm at work so they're on my home hard-drive.

IstenSzek said:

please tell me that this pic is a joke.A PhotoShop creation...right?

No, he was going paragliding. I can't remember where it was, but it was 1999 I think.

Well, it's better than the Invincible album cover at least.

Novabreaker said:

There's something odd about that album cover. If you look at it from different angles it's almost like seeing the many faces of MJ over the years. Weird.

Cloudbuster said:

You've been again smoking that...?

Novabreaker said:

You could be forgiven for thinking so. But it was actually pointed out to me by someone else.

Stare at the Invincible cover for long enough, and he morphs into Damon Albarn. It's very odd


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Ellie said:

I've heard that, too.

Ellie said:

...and if you look at it from certain angles, you can see these candid shots of MJ!




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I am telling you, the value of changing the title of a thread goes a LOOOONG way.

JediMaster said:

Fuckin Skeletor Rocks!

Skeletor was so gay!

This one's worse. He looks like a frog.

Hey guys, these pictures are old, back in the day when Lisa was following Mike around the world, while Debbie was pregnant with Paris.

Ah yes, I remember those days, the years that Lisa Marie pretends didn't exist. Chasing the dude all the way through London, Johannesberg and Hawaii, ah but no, they parted ways compleetly upon divroce LIAR