Nothing makes me crack up like the line "I'm drinkin' a soy lottay, I get a double shottay, it goes right through my bottay and you know I'm satisfied."

And how many #1 dance hits did "American Life" have?

damita jo by a landslide in my opinion. i think damita jo is better than all for you AND janet. yep, that's right - i think its only topped by 1814 and velvet rope. american life is a good madonna record. i think it was way better than music. regardless, i don't think it stands anywhere near damita jo. i've always preferred janet over madonna and certainly there's a bias because of that but even considering that bias, damita jo is a fun record. even if the topics are tired and played out - which it can be argues that they are - it still has better dance tracks and better pop fun than anything on american life. madge took herself way too seriously with american life (and i bet the contrast between this new record and her last will show that even madonna must acknowledge that she took herself too seriously). janet just wanted to make another fun pop record. she succeeded.

Nothing makes me crack up like the line "I'm drinkin' a soy lottay, I get a double shottay, it goes right through my bottay and you know I'm satisfied."

Ya know I love you, but...

i love you too but why am i nuts?

Namely, liking DJ more than janet.

i think damita jo is better than janet., all for you, AND control (not to mention dream street and her first record)!

WHAT! Better than Control??

WHAT! Better than Control??

Sassy also voted for Alan Keyes. But don't be alarmed by these isolated bursts of insanity.

you know, brilliance is often noted by its natural ability to stick out of the crowd

You are brilliant

*writes "delusions of grandeur" on Sassy's chart*

that would be the kindest thing written on my chart!